Twitter 1/6 - Chris wants people to think he's kind, complains again about being blocked -

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Chris tweets about how kind and fun he is.
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The American Hedgehog

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"Don’t Pull a Cole Smithey on me like that, Please!" :story:

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I think what prompted Chris to write those tweets is that he's still butthurt that Lighting Bliss blocked him over Twitter a few months ago.

He used his Night Star alt to check her Twitter before writing his little rant.

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It must bug him that he has to stoop to that, lol. Also this would be like the fourth time he's bitched over being blocked by her.
 
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Based Tom Nook

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If anyone has told Chris that he is a cool person to hang out with, it would be the TTS. I guess the only threshold for them to consider someone as "cool" is someone who can watch them smoke weed and make out with his imaginary girlfriend.

Also, it must be low even for Chris to beg an MLP account to unblock him, what did he do to Lightning Bliss to get blocked?
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Hate upon the elderly? I Respect and Appreciate the elderly so much that I humped a body pillow that I pretended was my mother while she was watching
FTFY

Seriously, Chris is a nasty person, and the only people who spend time with him want to exploit him. This little rant just shows how Chris hasn't changed one iota. I would rather spend the afternoon with Clover & Snoopy. I wish Chris would shut his sperm gurgler and accept his fate.
 

The American Hedgehog

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>>> YOU should be thrown in jail for thrusting offensive shit upon anyone!

Whoa, back off guys. Chris is judging y'all here.
Chris's sense of justice...

The Idea Guys extorted him out of thousands, had him humiliate himself and ruined his imaginary hugbox and he's like, ""they shall pay me back, with interest!"

Twitter trolls repost shecameforCWC at people he's trying to orbit and he shrieks that they should be jailed.
 

niggers

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well in a way one is more permanent

look the government and total dipshits will eventually give him another 6k, even if he just shits himself and does nothing for months. hell, he even got something out the Wise situation: people to RP with and tell him he's not just a fat sped waiting to die alone, he's the mayor of cwcville and sonichoos are real!!!

but he'll never have enough money to get these brony d-listers to unblock him or get the twitter peanut gallery to stop shitposting, so that has to be a job for law enforcement
 

asperhes

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It's kind of depressing how little awareness Chris has of himself and other people. From his perspective, he's kind and loving, so he's kind and loving. If you think he isn't kind and loving, this automatically marks you as a bad person who should be tortured and imprisoned. Sure he's been banned from 20 institutions, but that's just because each and every one of those people were evil trolls and bullies picking on an autistic individual for no reason whatsoever. Why can't you get it through your damn dirty skulls that he's a Good Person? The world will always be an unfathomable wilderness for Chris.
 

The Un-Clit

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You know you've been following Christory for far too long when this kind of tweet dosen't surprise you or even bother you. You just roll your eyes and say 'Yep, that's our Chris-Chan. About as self aware as a blind, burrowing maggot in the corpse of a neglected pet."

"Don't pull a Cole Smithy on me like that, please!" :story:
 
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