Twitter 10/17 - Chris wouldn't visit Megan because she has a gun -

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Uh oh

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TrippinKahlua

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Hasn't some weenwons already tried to "warn" Megan in recent weeks? There's also that Facebook page he posted on last year with those stuffed animal statues.

He's gonna insist on this to her as hard as he can. That she is a Goddess and she should "forgive" Chris.

Hard to believe he had her in a Lego Voodoo Jar a few years ago.
 

RustyNail(her)

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He texted me earlier asking for money - I told him to go to the food bank.

I don't think he's serious about driving to see her but he's doing it to drum up a reaction.

Or he could not buy any toys. No one but his few remaining (if any) paypigs will give him a dime as they see him eat fast food, buy toys and Legos, and go to conventions. Unless he's lying like almost always and there's a Lego set out he really wants.
 

Lord Humungus

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I just imagine Megan (not having kept up with Chris’ shenanigans since he got kicked out of the game place) opening her front door to find a balding seaweed headed ogre in a dress holding a Dreamcast with his skeletor catatonic mom behind him and his fat dogs howling from his shitbox car in the driveway.
 

Lord Humungus

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I couldn't sit back on this one

What did you tell him? That Megan personally told you she’s waiting for Chris to roll up so she can ventilate him in her driveway, or did you just tell him she had a gun and he put the pieces together that she’d perceive him as a threat?

If the latter is true, on one hand it’s hilarious to think that he only thing stopping him isn’t the stress, discomfort and fear that he may cause Megan but the fact that she can actually retaliate
 
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The Captain

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What did you tell him? That Megan personally told you she’s waiting for Chris to roll up so she can mag-dump into him in her driveway, or did you just tell him she had a gun and he put the pieces together that she’d perceive him as a threat?
I spoke with Megan, told her about the tweets and she said she has guns and asked me to let him know.

So that's exactly what I did. I don't want Chris shot.
 
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