Chris wants to scream. He doesn't do the pot while driving!
Just stop pressuring him!
Just stop pressuring him!
Twitter 10/26 - Chris denies he's high all the time -
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LoveYouLongTime
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Aw, looks like someone is trying to snitch on me too. That's cute.
Come on Teen Troon Squad, make CWCVILLE GREAT AGAIN, let us get some new youtube videos from the MAYOR!!!!
Maybe he could smoke a joint with towly and then poop on towly after prompted by his new, autogynephelic overloads.
I feel your pain, Chris. I have used the whole "I am not high all the time", "I do not do pot while driving", & "I am not that irresponsible slob you think I am" as defenses to HR at work. They never seem to buy it for some reason.
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Hey Teen Troons, you might as well let Chris know that he doesn't have to smoke weed while driving to test positive for it, or get arrested for driving while it's in his system. Even just as a casual smoke you can test positive for up to a week (longer if you're regularly smoking) after you smoke, meaning unless Chris doesn't drive for a full week afterwards there's the chance they test him. You're his "friends", you know how odd and nutty he can be, if a cop pulls him over the chance they demand a drug test is pretty good.
Doesn't the Therapeutic Docket also have the legal ability to test and punish him for any drugs? He better not touch the stuff within a week of each meeting either. Plenty of people want to see Chris fail, all they need to do is call up someone and tell them they need to test Chris, and that could end in big trouble both for him and you, Teen Troons. Distributing weed is still very illegal in Virginia.
Doesn't the Therapeutic Docket also have the legal ability to test and punish him for any drugs? He better not touch the stuff within a week of each meeting either. Plenty of people want to see Chris fail, all they need to do is call up someone and tell them they need to test Chris, and that could end in big trouble both for him and you, Teen Troons. Distributing weed is still very illegal in Virginia.
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Christorical Figure
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Can't you test positive for up to a month?
God forbid Chris gets drug tested by the court - he'd be in a world of shit.
Also, he's taking a ton of meds - I know that alcohol and anti-depressants don't mix well so I'd assume the same for weed.
No_one
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He can always beg for f
You can technically test positive for over a month and a half, but it depends on how much and how often you smoke. I doubt these kids are giving Chris thousands of dollars of weed, he should be fine with a week of not touching the stuff. He's just having a little bit here and there, and not smoking all day long, yeah? It's probably out of his system (for legal limit testing purposes) after 2 or 3 days, if he smokes a decent amount a week should cover any test a cop gives him. Cops give saliva tests, which aren't going to be as strict or perfect as urine tests, which are what Chris has to worry about because I'm guessing a court of law is going to want the much more accurate and much harder to pass urine test.
Seriously though Chris posted a tweet that basically says "I smoke weed but not when driving", he's set himself up for a dozen trolls calling or emailing the judge/court. Whether it be The Captain or the Teen Troons, letting him know that the court CAN (and now probably WILL because of trolls) test him is in his best interest, even if he ignores it to shit his pants and do weed.
I'm not gonna pretend I know shit about meds, but it would make sense not to mix very necessary mood-altering or mind-altering prescriptions with supplementary weed.
CoolGuyHitler
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Going to jail for weed might not be that bad. Maybe some time off anime, sonichu, hypnosis, magic rocks, meds, and the idea guys might do him good.
That will never happen.
AnyMajorDude
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Marijuana use is linked with psychosis in genetically predisposed individuals.
lol yeah, and lots of normal people have jobs during high school too, but he is still WORKIN' ON IT.
THC sticks to fat cells and stays in your system longer when you're overweight. And Chris is pretty obese. He also tends to downplay things he does that he thinks will get him in trouble, so he may very well be imbibing more often than he's letting on. Also, there are other ways of testing for drugs other than saliva and urine. They can test for drugs using hair follicles, and a positive result can be obtained months after the last use that way.
Smoking does nothing compared to eatables which I use like 3 times a week to sleep and dream of my beauty queen. I'm as bat-shit crazy as it gets and weed does nothing to me but want to snuggle and seek warmth with you Christine. Weed does no harm at all, even for us retards, it just makes us sleepy and think about the warmth we all want to snuggle. For me it's Christine forever warm with her bear cub.
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