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Twitter 10/29 - Dimension Merging 10111/14 - Chris calculates the percentage of survivors

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Oct 29, 2018.

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    #1 The American Hedgehog, Oct 29, 2018
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2018 at 12:12 PM
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  1. Lmfao even the images in his tweets are wtf reaction images. Even his subconscious is laughing at him now
     
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  2. "Your Local CPU here"? I haven't really looked into Chris' insanity that much, but what the fuck does he mean by this?
     
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  3. Ever since he found/was introduced to Neptunia he has fancied himself to be the goddess of Cwcville.

    Which is technically true since he created it. But still having a self insert character in this position is just sad.
     
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  4. He must have a few spare moments before his court date. It's the only reason he's up this early
     
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  5. I thought his court date was in December?

    Edit: Yes his court date is on the 19th of December.

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. The reaction images somehow make the whole thing 10 times more autistic
     
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  7. FUCK! And I have two tests for college next week.

    Where am I supossed to storage all this information, anyway?

    This is becoming challenging...
     
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  8. My perspeception is that none of this is common sense.
     
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  9. "Use common sense"

    -him, today.
     
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  10. "No Need to call any of the authorities, whatsoever."

    Considering the disturbing direction this saga is going, it's just a matter of time until he says that IRL.
     
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  11. 2 Peter 2, 1 ""But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them – bringing swift destruction on themselves. Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping"


    Fuck this "Keep calm, they won't hurt you"? shit. First whimsical cartoon character I see is getting a face full of buckshot.
     
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  12. Wait so the dimensional merge is coming in waves? Can’t wait to see Chris sperg about seeing true and honest pastel ponies IRL and claiming normies don’t have their third eye open or some bullshit when called out.
     
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  13. "Point is: use common sense"

    :story:

    I like that even though he's laying this batshit stupid dimensional merge idea he's still hedging his assertions. "Individual perspeceptions" my ass, either it's happening or it's not Chris.
     
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    #14 Brian Butterfield, Oct 29, 2018
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2018
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  14. "Perspeceptions"...Chris is truly the bestest at smarting.

    He also repeats "common sense" a lot for an unhinged lunatic.
     
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  15. No one with common sense would suck Mewtwo's dick.
     
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  16. "Don't call anybody!" 2.0
     
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  17. This seems very legible and grammatically correct for Chris, and there weren't nearly enough ponies in those reaction gifs for this to be Chris left to his own devices. I'm smelling some teen troon team assistance in this PSA.
     
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  18. Intresting how Chris was only introduced to Neptunia a year ago, yet it's essentaily replaced Pokémon as one of the biggest "Inspirations" of the Sonichu lore. The others being Sonic and MLP of course.
     
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  19. What the hell is even going on anymore?
     
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