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Chris has gone off the deep end at this point
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Sonichu Twitter 10/3 - Chris wants to start a bible about Sonichu/Chris Chan Sonichu - You can’t make this shit up.
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Chris can't draw one comic book page with pencil and marker but he's going to write a Bible.
Holy sacrement being tard cum and fanta.
Holy sacrement being tard cum and fanta.
If he does. It'll probably be all about Christi- I mean mama being your lord and savior.Along with how Christine was always right because he's able to bend reality with his pyschic powers with the MERGE being our rapture to take the good people away leaving the trolls and backtalkers behind.
Does he mean like a series/story bible for keeping track of what goes on in the Sonichu universe? Or a manuscript of the holy word of CPU Goddess Christine?
Probably the latter, Chris is too lazy for continuity.
Probably the latter, Chris is too lazy for continuity.
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There already is a Chris Chan bible, its called the cwciki.
I will only accept a Bible written by Christine and not Sonichu.
To be fair I'm surprised he didn't already do it.
what's he gonna do? take a shit on some college rule and call it a day?
Seriously though, inside me there are two wolves. One wants to vote 'No' because this is fucking retarded. The other one wants to vote 'Yes' just to see if he can actually still write outside of twitter or cartoon speech bubbles.
Seriously though, inside me there are two wolves. One wants to vote 'No' because this is fucking retarded. The other one wants to vote 'Yes' just to see if he can actually still write outside of twitter or cartoon speech bubbles.
Since when would that stop my nigga from taking large swaths from the cwcki and copy pasting it into his bible?
He'll have that shit done in a... uh...
I'm just saying there's a shortcut for him.
Book of Megan 10:21
Through the admiration of dykes and chyna. You can go forth and experience the holy presence of your female soul.
Through the admiration of dykes and chyna. You can go forth and experience the holy presence of your female soul.
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in the beginning there was only darkness and Chris. Chris said "Zap to the extreme!" and he did shit his pants. Chris smelled it, and knew that it wasn't good but he did nothing.
That was the first day.
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SUPER NINTENDO
And the CPU Goddess commanded Chris Chan to climb the mountain and build an altar. There he bound his PS3 and procured a large rock. Just as Chris struck his PS3 a pony came forth from the heavens and stayed his hands. In a nearby shrub there sat a large vibrating dildo, which he stomped on and sacrificed instead, proclaiming his heterosexuality.
SUPER NINTENDO 17:44
After the house fire while staying in the rental home Chris Chan encountered a burning bush. He called the police and was told to lead his people, the Sonichus, out of the Charlottesville fashion square mall food court to the promised land. After much meditation and such, and much sitting and shitting of pants and such, Chris found 14BLC, calling it CWCville, he ordered the construction of a Sonichu temple and such.
My prediction is that he'll just compile his tweets into one writing and call it a bible.
It's true that cwcki has two bible features: the mythology and the moral about not be a dumbass
"If ANYTHING is in CHRIS-CHAN, he is a new creation, out with the tard, in with the troon."
---The Almighty Loaf 2 Chrischanithians 5:7
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I'm expecting a pamphlet done in crayon.
should be better than the Book of Mormon 
Null 21:6 I am watchdog and Omega I have into him his thirst for fanta and yet before the cock crowded three times he denied me and proclaimed "I do not know you josh."
