Buck Mullet
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Twitter 12/13 - Chris buys a treadmill -
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Well thank God someone thought to put a reasonable price on a treadmill there.
Time of Space
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3 minutes at 5 mph?
Well shit, he'll be showing off the Adonis-like body hidden under all that fat in no time.
Well shit, he'll be showing off the Adonis-like body hidden under all that fat in no time.
How long do you think Chris will stop using it and starts using it to hang his clothes on?
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Hahahaha posting things he bought. Panic mode beg video any day now. Can't imagine how many "Get a Job"s are going to populate his twitter responses to this.
Edit: Surprisingly, I'm wrong. Lol.
Edit: Surprisingly, I'm wrong. Lol.
10 dollars? i dunno man, that shit might gonna break down soon
Put the dogs on it.
That Damned Tiger
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Because 3mph is fast for Chris. And getting better for him would be using it every day.
RustyNail(her)
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He could livestream himself on it and walk a mile for $10 from the viewers. People can pay to watch him suffer in a way that benefits him!
Vicarious Peer
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Why does Chris have two weed whackers?
To torture those dogs.
Chris' House: "I'm covered in animal shit"
Chris: "Hmmm, It would be great to take a photo of my junk to pretend that I'm not an obese lunatic that needs to be locked away."
It's literally a dry turd.
Chris: "Hmmm, It would be great to take a photo of my junk to pretend that I'm not an obese lunatic that needs to be locked away."
It's literally a dry turd.
Barb will bury it under hoard in the next couple days and it will never be seen again.
It's kind of like family guy where they add something gimmicky or a new character, only that new thing is never seen again after the show ends. I feel like this will disappear fast and Chris will go back to eating crap and shuffling around animal turds.
Turn those tinker-toy legs into motherfucking Lincoln Logs.
This is a bad purchase. That's a lot of clutter for $10. You'd be hard pressed to waste more space with that little money. Maybe garbage bags full of pine needles?
This is a bad purchase. That's a lot of clutter for $10. You'd be hard pressed to waste more space with that little money. Maybe garbage bags full of pine needles?
Unironically the best purchase he's made this year
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