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i cant wait for him to kill himself.
toss the toaster in the tub fatty, then youll get to see Mr. C
toss the toaster in the tub fatty, then youll get to see Mr. C
Imagine reading the first two Tweets and thinking it's just a sore fan of Sonic - and then you hit the third and realise this one thinks he's a Goddess who can command you to retcon your video (while believing that such a retcon causes agonising death and rebirth for the characters involved but that's neither here nor there)...
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everyone type “die chris” in the chat
Chris thinks he has the power to tell other people what to do. All that delusion in his head is coming out.
Wait, did he view the first Mario vs Sonic Death Battle first or second?
Why did he say Comma like it was a place that exists, and not punctuation?
Mario wins. Sonic had disappointing titles moreso than Mario.
He's allegedly a Goddess so I suppose that comes with the territory - which makes me wonder why this "Goddess" doesn't have an existential crisis when "she" realises "her" commands are routinely ignored.
Chris should really cut Mario some slack. He can grow giant for fuck sake!
Sonic, on the other hand, uses fucking gold rings as life support!
Sonic, on the other hand, uses fucking gold rings as life support!
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Chris should be happy. He is shaped more like Mario than Sonic
If Chris thinks this is real, like Mario REALLY beat Sonic up, then why would he be mad at ScrewAttack for just reporting these totes real events? Why is he explicitly not blaming Mario, who did the beating, but blaming ScrewAttack, who just 'chronicled' it? How could he expect ScrewAttack to re-write the ending, its a real thing, that already happened?
Chris is fucking nuts, and lives in fantasy-daydream-cartoon-land, but in the end he doesn't believe any of this shit is real. He's just larping, like some furry trying to be cute by saying "Pikachu is my best fwiend!! Uwu [emoji spam]", but turned up to super-duper-ultra-autistic level. (That demand for a re-write is virtually an admission that he doesn't think it's real)
Chris is fucking nuts, and lives in fantasy-daydream-cartoon-land, but in the end he doesn't believe any of this shit is real. He's just larping, like some furry trying to be cute by saying "Pikachu is my best fwiend!! Uwu [emoji spam]", but turned up to super-duper-ultra-autistic level. (That demand for a re-write is virtually an admission that he doesn't think it's real)
I clicked on this thread title hoping for some old-style Chris absurdity, specifically hoping there would be none of his new brand of CPU autism involved. Took only three tweets for that shit to raise its ugly head.
Ah, for the simple days of BLARMS.
CoolGuyHitler
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Comma is another imaginary world like CWCVille.
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This is Blanc btw, goddess of Nintendo or something. Chris is threatening to go to war with a little girl if Sonic doesn't beat Mario.
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I think Chris is using the term "goddess" in a very liberal fashion. The Neptunia series also uses the term in a very liberal fashion. They're more like warlords than deities. He seems to view it as less important than the messiah:
Considering Chris called it "blasphemy," I suspect that he doesn't believe that ScrewAttack are actual chroniclers. Chris views reboots, and probably changes to canon, as hurtful to the characters in the other dimension:
Isn't Chris supposed to be the Commodore 64 goddess? Motherfucker should stay in his lane.
I just realized that that video is almost two months old. 
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