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Twitter 2/17/2021 - Chris blames trolls for lack of love life -
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Wait, just a goddamn second. I dont think any troll fuck up his love life. This retard self sabotaged himself.
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Nothing is ever Chris's fault.
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I can't believe the dang dirty trolls forced poor innocent chris to draw porn of the only woman who was willing to be in his presence for an extended period of time and then forced him to say creepy shit to her in an email.
I'm dying alone, and it's all your fault.
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Friendly reminder bob payed people to be his friends apparently.
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Wasn't this bullshit ? I thought he paid a random thot to make sure Chris could reach the bus stop without dying on the spot, but the gal pals were somehow real ? Like, they weren't genuinely his friend, but they felt pity for him and kept an eye on him, without Bob's input IIRC ? They did have good-girl points from the school as a reward, tho.
Why is tubby so pissy about his love life? Isn't he married to cartoons that exist only on his head, which is perfect for a hopeless retard like him?
You can tell how he wants to break character and chimp out about being an undesirable ape, but he can't allow himself to.
It seems it was originally bullshit fed to him, but bullshit that apparently happened to be true in the end.
You can tell how he wants to break character and chimp out about being an undesirable ape, but he can't allow himself to.
It seems it was originally bullshit fed to him, but bullshit that apparently happened to be true in the end.
So Chris isn't happy with his fictional harem anymore?
This post indicates he still has some mental clarity about the objective reality of his life. I don't think he actually believes in his "lovers" or the Merge at this point.
Maybe it's a combination of spending Valentines day alone yet again and a caffeine crash from the G-Fuel energy drink making him irritable?
Remind me who was the one who kept falling for online china, drew porn and threatned to assault his only female friend irl, and continues to believe a woman's objective in life is to provide for him, wipe his and Barb's asscracks, while Chris does fuck all?
Yeah I don't think the trolls really ruined any of Chris' chances in the first place.
Yeah I don't think the trolls really ruined any of Chris' chances in the first place.
Lol, he needs to be reminded just repugnant he truly is. People need to start calling him old man Chandler and throwing rotten Yogurt at his house.
Awww what's wrong Chris? Mommy take more than usual out the tardbux this month?
Isn't he married? Sounds like reality is setting in, and he's reverting back to his old self.
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Is Chris clawing at reality or is reality clawing at Chris?
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I couldn't have said it better myself. Chris has made himself be an undesirable ape who no woman worth her salt would ever want to be around. Because he lives in a crap shack house, makes Jack all save for 1200 in tardbux, lives with his dying old mother and nearly feral dogs, and is a fat smelly and sweaty autist whos idea of wooing used to be "stand around with a cardboard sign begging for pity sex like a homeless man begging for change.
Tldr Chris is unfuckable and only has himself to blame but of course he will never admit that
Tldr Chris is unfuckable and only has himself to blame but of course he will never admit that
Doesn't this make you nostalgic for the days of the Attraction Sign and the neverending war with the Manajerks?
Damn... that virgin with rage vibe....For a moment, I felt if I was back in the Classic Chris era.
So it was bullshit, but by sheer autistic coincidence, they were actually right. Beautiful.
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