Twitter 2/17/2021 - Chris blames trolls for lack of love life -

horrorfan89

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So I've been enjoying the sparking conversation and all but has Chris himself followed up on this tweet? Is gonna make any further complaints about the lack of poon in his life caused by randos on the net catfishing him?
 

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So I've been enjoying the sparking conversation and all but has Chris himself followed up on this tweet? Is gonna make any further complaints about the lack of poon in his life caused by randos on the net catfishing him?
Chris has a storied history of barking at the trolls whenever he sees his own shadow every year like an autistic groundhog.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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after that incident which required him to start using the short bus, yeah I agree with you.
I do believe that Chris was bullied in highschool, made fun of just about everywhere else he goes.
That depends on what you call bullying. I mean, if he was physically abused, he would tell it, like he was always vocal about abuse at his previous school or from his babysitter. Also, his school would've had to deal with a fallout after something like this, so I guess everyone knew that he is better to be left alone. Verbal abuse - most likely, cause even outside of his autism Chris has always been goofy looking. In any case, I don't think he had it too bad, since his years at Manchester high were always the favourite time of his life.
 

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Remember that time that Vodrak contacted Chris? Despite Null being very kind to Chris nd members on this site bending over for some girldick Chris still claimed "TopVictim" status, and would turn on Null in a pinch if the opportunity presented himself. I do believe that Chris was bullied in highschool, made fun of just about everywhere else he goes. What I don't believe is that Chris is a victim because he's always like a fat, fucking retard.
He probably only associates bullying with the stereotypical cartoony wedgie-stuffed-in-locker-stolen-lunch-money kind. Most bullying in school environments is emotional. Chris was most likely fucked with in ways that his maladaptive brain couldn’t pick up on. If he had genuinely gotten a good ass kicking at any point while attending public school he would’ve mentioned it long ago. The only incident I remember him saying was when two random guys shouted “Sonic is dead!” at him in the halls to which he responded “NO HE’S NOT!!” with a tantrum.
 

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That's true, it's not clear what Sonichu brings to the table. He isn't the breadwinner, it seems to either be tugboat or Kel's money that funds Rosechu's shopping sprees, he doesn't do much around the house (I think he shovels snow one time in the Christmas episode and that's it), and he's not exactly an interesting personality to be around. I guess Rosechu thinks he's hot when she first sees him but that doesn't sustain a long term relationship with all the other bullshit. Maybe he's just that good at the "missionary cowgirl".

It really is a shame that the comics got fucked with by morons and Chris no longer creates them anymore. They really were the best way to see just how disconnected Chris is from reality (and had been for a VERY long time), and that he hasn't even a shred of understanding of how healthy adult lives are lived, including adult relationships. For a long time he said he wanted to be a "house husband/stay-at-home father" because he thought that meant he'd be able to continue to live his life as he always had: sitting on his ass, playing games, watching cartoons, and playing with his kiddie toys while the adults in his life (his wife) worked to earn the money, pay the bills, clean the house, cook the food, and parent the children. And willingly spread her legs and accept his mangled manhood anytime Chris gets horny. Sonichu and Rosechu's marriage is exactly what Chris imagines his marriage would be like. Considering that the only examples of relationships and marriage have come from television and other fictional sources, and his parents own unhealthy and dysfunctional marriage, it's no mystery how his unrealistic expectations on relationships and marriage were formed.
 

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It's kind of funny seeing Chris roleplay as Sonichu and instead of having him gush over Rosechu on valentines day, he uses the character pat his gigantic ass.

I guess magichan, mention and whatever the third one was named aren't satisfying Chris like they used to.
 

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My god, this guy still thinks that "trolls" and not crap like the cringeworthy porn he drew and uploaded to the internet are the reason he didn't get to bang Megan? (Not that there was any chance of it to begin with; she made it clear that he was just a "friend" with a shared interest in MLP and Sailor Moon, but apparently that concept of personal boundaries was completely lost on him).

For that matter, how many girls go on to "date" a guy who has a common interest in MLP and Sailor Moon anyway - does that ever happen, like ever?
 

horrorfan89

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My god, this guy still thinks that "trolls" and not crap like the cringeworthy porn he drew and uploaded to the internet are the reason he didn't get to bang Megan? (Not that there was any chance of it to begin with; she made it clear that he was just a "friend" with a shared interest in MLP and Sailor Moon, but apparently that concept of personal boundaries was completely lost on him).

For that matter, how many girls go on to "date" a guy who has a common interest in MLP and Sailor Moon anyway - does that ever happen, like ever?
back then? not so much these days? well it's not that far a strech chris was just ahead of the curve and now its too late
 

StraightShooter2

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back then? not so much these days? well it's not that far a strech chris was just ahead of the curve and now its too late
I don't know how much self-awareness he even has, but his whole schtick is about blaming "the trolls" for everything wrong with his life (and this is coming from a guy who willingly drank his own splooge mixed with Fanta, and tried to cut an artificial vagina out of his "taint").

It's almost just like Russell Greer's disability copout which he'll probably fall back on until he's in the grave.
 

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well the first time was just a piercing that ending up being rejected by his body because in a bit of foreshadowing his haste to go on hrt, chris failed to research and understand piercing's require you to keep the area clean but not irritate it with rubbing alcohol. The second he was drunk and delusional and his maladaptive thinking was really kicking in he believed the pseudo science that the parts that would have been a vag had he been born female were semi vestigial growths in his perenium that just needed some encouraging to,,,shall we say "bloom"
 

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well the first time was just a piercing that ending up being rejected by his body because in a bit of foreshadowing his haste to go on hrt, chris failed to research and understand piercing's require you to keep the area clean but not irritate it with rubbing alcohol. The second he was drunk and delusional and his maladaptive thinking was really kicking in he believed the pseudo science that the parts that would have been a vag had he been born female were semi vestigial growths in his perenium that just needed some encouraging to,,,shall we say "bloom"

No, he actually took the knife to his taint twice.
 

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My god, this guy still thinks that "trolls" and not crap like the cringeworthy porn he drew and uploaded to the internet are the reason he didn't get to bang Megan? (Not that there was any chance of it to begin with; she made it clear that he was just a "friend" with a shared interest in MLP and Sailor Moon, but apparently that concept of personal boundaries was completely lost on him).

For that matter, how many girls go on to "date" a guy who has a common interest in MLP and Sailor Moon anyway - does that ever happen, like ever?
I'm sure it happens, you don't have to have too much in common with someone interest-wise to date, you just have to enjoy each other's company and be attracted to them, I find it can be fun to learn about interests and hobbies that you previously weren't too aware of (Preferably active hobbies that involve more than staring at a screen).

The problem with things like cartoons and anime is that FAR more guys are interested than girls and at different levels (And there's barely anyone who lets cartoons dominate their life in the same way as Chris), if he was into the cosplay element in a big way he might find more girls, or even fan fiction since more women are into that than guys but with artists and YouTube personalities there seems to be whole armies of manchildren simping after them.

Either Chris would have to get lucky and find someone as socially inept and mentally stunted as him (Only Sockness so far), become a recognisable name in a fandom for a positive reason (Not going to happen) or just happen to meet someone in real life who happens to be interested in animation and the likes and hit it off (Given Chris's track record this seems equally unlikely).

But again I can't imagine there's many adults who are obsessed over cartoons as Chris, even someone who has a YouTube channel dedicated to a show would probally want to date someone who has interests outside of watching cartoons and playing video games.
 

Shovelbird

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blame trolls? Blame fast food and consistent refusal of drinking clear water, coupled with even less activity than a snail! Seriously. WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRINK THEIR OWN SEMEN

ingesting semen AND SHOWING IT

If you have bad habits WHY ARE YOU DISPLAYING IT TO THE WORLD
 
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