Twitter 2/17/2021 - Chris blames trolls for lack of love life -

[Fritos]

It's weird seeing these glimpses of Chris's bitterness over his love quest bubble back up to the surface. Just like old times.

I think deep down he knows his mental love-life isn't real even if he believes in the Merge. It's funny how that works

 

[Jon Conroy]

I play So Need A Cute Girl about 5 times a day, huge banger portential

It got covered by this idiot called cool scooter. Ruined it

 

[Tikbalang]

I think deep down he knows his mental love-life isn't real even if he believes in the Merge. It's funny how that works

If they were real, they are just Chris's yesmen and personal whores

 

[Chester Rigby]

Children are like Pokémon. You leave then at the training center and come back when they learn Hyper Beam...

Can you imagine the misery it would be not just being a child, but a GIRL with Chris as your dad? Like you come out semi-normal, but the person teaching you how to be a girl is Chris and he wants to play MLP with you everyday. And you’re 6 and don’t know what ships or bronies are and you don’t even like the series that much but every Halloween your dad wants you to be Apple Jack while he’s walking you around with that unicorn horn in his head.

That would be a very bleak version of I am Sam.

Edit: mixed up the title of the movie.

 

[Nobue]

I thought someone with 4 wives would be happy.

No joke, that guy would be pretty unhappy. The wives in those arrangements will all be mad at you st the same time, then worry you're cheating on all of them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I thought Chris was in a poly relationship with his imaginary hedgehog friends?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris would have spared himself the rage by taking up Clyde Cash's group of prostitutes when he sent them over to 14BLC. But Chris was so sure about True and Honest Love that he kept doing his thing. He had to have known is his egotistical mind, that it was never going to happen and to just cut his losses. I think he wanted to get a ho, but Bob would have said no, and I guess Chris waiting until the right time to do it.

 

[Truthboi]

I thought Chris was in a poly relationship with his imaginary hedgehog friends?

He is, but he said he was open to having more in his harem.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He is, but he said he was open to having more in his harem.

Also this was a piece of fanart that Chris liked on Twitter

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I'm surprised Chris likes this, despite the MJ reference. Then again he would like art that has his sonic form on it.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I thought Chris was in a poly relationship with his imaginary hedgehog friends?

It's sad when Chris's imaginary friends don't want anything to do with him.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

The wives in those arrangements will all be mad at you st the same time, then worry you're cheating on all of them.

That's actually pretty good point. You have to have libido of a tyrannosaurus to marry three five hedgehog women at once, of course they're gonna suspect that you don't have enough sex even with all five of them around.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Sure it’s been said already but pre tranny Chris could have had a girlfriend if he had just taken a little pride in his appearance and hygiene. He still wouldn’t have been able to snag a 10/10 knockout like he fantasized about, but if he had updated his wardrobe to something more contemporary, ditched the pedo granny glasses, lost a few pounds and bathed regularly he probably could have gotten with another geeky socially awkward girl. He had the ability to look somewhat normal, his Rollin and Trollin video was probably the closest he ever came to that. He still looked like a doofus, but he would have passed as just another average run of the mill doofus instead of the nexus point of autism he was/is.

it’s far too late now for him to ever get in a relationship unless he wants to settle for degenerates like Sockness. And once again he only has himself to blame for not taking basic care of himself that most kids are taught to do at a young age.

 

[anti SJW]

I think he wanted to get a ho, but Bob would have said no

Why would Bob have said no? Bob already paid girls at Chris' high school to spend time with Him. So Bob was the first person to pay hoes to be with Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Sure it’s been said already but pre tranny Chris could have had a girlfriend if he had just taken a little pride in his appearance and hygiene. He still wouldn’t have been able to snag a 10/10 knockout like he fantasized about, but if he had updated his wardrobe to something more contemporary, ditched the pedo granny glasses, lost a few pounds and bathed regularly he probably could have gotten with another geeky socially awkward girl. He had the ability to look somewhat normal, his Rollin and Trollin video was probably the closest he ever came to that. He still looked like a doofus, but he would have passed as just another average run of the mill doofus instead of the nexus point of autism he was/is.

it’s far too late now for him to ever get in a relationship unless he wants to settle for degenerates like Sockness. And once again he only has himself to blame for not taking basic care of himself that most kids are taught to do at a young age.

With Chris, it's been all about appearance. Even if he ditched the colorful striped shirts and the medallion, he'd still have that childish ego he's been brought up in. He changed his outward appearance as a "woman" to try and get rid of his past identity, but Chris kept on being Chris, no matter how much make up he tries (and failed) on. I doubt any any socially awkward girl would still be into him.

 

[Rupin]

I thought Chris was in a poly relationship with his imaginary hedgehog friends?

They kicked his fat ass to the curb.

 

[Cash Pope]

He didn't have a chance at winning his Love Quest even before the first troll saga, but then again also seems to think Mary Lee Walsh was a troll. Once he resorted to the attraction sign it was game over

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Sure it’s been said already but pre tranny Chris could have had a girlfriend if he had just taken a little pride in his appearance and hygiene. He still wouldn’t have been able to snag a 10/10 knockout like he fantasized about, but if he had updated his wardrobe to something more contemporary, ditched the pedo granny glasses, lost a few pounds and bathed regularly he probably could have gotten with another geeky socially awkward girl. He had the ability to look somewhat normal, his Rollin and Trollin video was probably the closest he ever came to that. He still looked like a doofus, but he would have passed as just another average run of the mill doofus instead of the nexus point of autism he was/is.

it’s far too late now for him to ever get in a relationship unless he wants to settle for degenerates like Sockness. And once again he only has himself to blame for not taking basic care of himself that most kids are taught to do at a young age.

I dunno, the first issue being there’s a lot more guys interested in geeky socially awkward girls than the other way about (And similar to the job situation, why date Chris when there’s always going to be a better prospect?) but the bigger problem is Chris’s personality where he’s an immature narcissist who only cares about himself.

Like back in his mid 20’s he was openly talking about his dream third date of going to McDonald’s and since it’s the third date they‘d have sex after, what girl is that going to appeal to?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

he was openly talking about his dream third date of going to McDonald’s and since it’s the third date they‘d have sex after, what girl is that going to appeal to?

Barb.

But honestly, it would have to be someone who's desperate and have extremely low expectations, or a clone of Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Barb.

But honestly, it would have to be someone who's desperate and have extremely low expectations, or a clone of Chris.

It ends up being other creepy men like Sockness which Chris isn’t interested in, even if there was a female clone of Chris she’d have higher standards than Chris since there’s shameless guys out there who’d dramatically lower their standards for easy sex.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He is, but he said he was open to having more in his harem.

Doesn't he still have those Guitar Hero band mates he fucked in that drawing? He could revamp them....