Twitter 2/17/2021 - Chris blames trolls for lack of love life -
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Something I've been saying since before the Tomgirl Saga was that if Chris would stop wearing Clown Shirts or dressing like a Cartoon Character, ditched the medallion, get some better glasses or contact lenses, ate a little healthier, listened to better music, and expanded his interests to more than just Vidya he could very likely find some nerdy girl that wants to be a nurturing and loving mother in a weird, maybe even twisted way. I'm not saying she would be mentally healthy and she'd almost certainly be somewhat abusive towards him emotionally but in my opinion that might not even be bad for him. Forcing Chris out of his comfort zone while still giving him at least some of what he wants is probably the best way to achieve any results. Now he's just a husk of his former self and I doubt anyone would even be willing to take that offer except for true sadomasochists.
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Since everyone is wanting more of classic Chris...if Chris read the above he would have responded with: "/scoffs and stuh-ress sighs/ I do not want them to wipe my asscrack." And completely disregarding the rest of the statement.
Yea it isn't because you're a freaky weirdo autistic who lives with his mother and had/has orange semen breath.
It was just those darn slanderous trolls fault.
It was just those darn slanderous trolls fault.
Compared to how much more batty Chris has gotten, Chris reverting to 2010 Chris is an improvement.
The thing is that (if by some kind of groin miracle) he were in the position to do so, he would certainly do.
just some jerk
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In your esteemed opinion, is it possible to extract more "Classic Era Chris" stories from his memory? No need for big stuff, I would like more everyday "slice of life" stories.
Hearing about a seemingly uneventful day at high school or supper at 14BC is far more entertaining than getting Chris to touch crystals while rambling about the merge. If the orbiters and weens feel the need to do something stupid, at least they should focus on getting him to tell old stories.
LoveYouLongTime
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Probably not. Chris rewrites history all the time that if you think he's lying you really have to press him to keep recounting it back to you. At this point, if he were to give us his life story 1. He would pretend to be Sonichu telling the story 2. He'll insert dimensional merge, magic crystal shit into the story.
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I remember talking to Bob ages ago and he told me that Chris literally would invent his own truths about a situation. The example I was given was "Christian, why didn't you take out the garbage" and he gave Bob basically the most bullshit answer for it he could. It was something to the effect of "Well I was on the phone with Kacey".
Chris really wants to get rid of his past life. Problem is, because of his ego and attempt of "information overload", that why this forum and the CWCki exists to remind him of who he really is. Chris is never going to outrun (lol) his past, so it's better to make things up as he goes along.
Yes Chris, it was all the trolls. It's not like you were an awkward, pushy autist with a string of childish obsessions who made women uncomfortable, no....
just some jerk
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My life will never be complete
without knowing what his lunchtime routine at PVCC was or a breakfast table conversation in 2008! Before Quinn ruined it, Chris was about to answer stuff like that in his mailbag
I disagree, the trolls HELPED his love life. The only people who ever wanted him were troll personas made up to catfish him. Every girlfriend he's had has been a troll. Be grateful Chris, you little shir.
When Bard Dies I wouldn't be surprised if Chris starts pretending to be his own mother Norman Bates style.
"I'm not a Bates, OMG!" - Chris.
At least, at the time he said this, he was aware and cannot believe he watched Psycho, let alone thrillers.
"He couldn't even hurt a Sonichu..."
A Sonichu? Nope. A Gamestop employee? Definetely.
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Think about that for a while, you jerks.
