Twitter 2/17/2021 - Chris blames trolls for lack of love life -

[Cedric_Eff]

As pathetic as this all is, I'm glad Chris is slowly beginning to climb out of the Idea Guy rabbithole.

Lol no, he’s far from escaping it.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Probably not. Chris rewrites history all the time that if you think he's lying you really have to press him to keep recounting it back to you. At this point, if he were to give us his life story 1. He would pretend to be Sonichu telling the story 2. He'll insert dimensional merge, magic crystal shit into the story.

I remember reading a post where Chris claims that he was never bullied much in school despite using it as the basis for his lifelong autistic self-victimization. At this point only second hand accounts and stories matter.

 

[Shabobus]

It's weird seeing these glimpses of Chris's bitterness over his love quest bubble back up to the surface. Just like old times.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Lol, cheating implies that you're engaged mutually with another party. Chris was only ever in a relationship with his hand. "Cheating", that's as hillarious as Chris having a girlfriend.

Well, kinda, but remember - we know that it all was never real, Chris did not at the moment. So in his head he proposed to Ivy and then tried to meet Vanessa Hudgens. When Panda Halo was raped and killed, he quickly jumped to another sweetheart. When JULAY turned out to be Bluespike, he wasn't so much shocked that the girl he loved wasn't real, more that his PSN account is still unavailable. When Casey broke up with him, he cried on camera, but the next day was happy as a dog, because he finally got his copyright for Sonichu. Chris never cared for his sweethearts, real or not, he was merely pretending to get what he wanted.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I remember reading a post where Chris claims that he was never bullied much in school despite using it as the basis for his lifelong autistic self-victimization. At this point only second hand accounts and stories matter.

Remember that time that Vodrak contacted Chris? Despite Null being very kind to Chris nd members on this site bending over for some girldick Chris still claimed "TopVictim" status, and would turn on Null in a pinch if the opportunity presented himself. I do believe that Chris was bullied in highschool, made fun of just about everywhere else he goes. What I don't believe is that Chris is a victim because he's always like a fat, fucking retard.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

1. He would pretend to be Sonichu telling the story 2. He'll insert dimensional merge, magic crystal shit into the story.

"The Dimensional Merge is nigh! Spread the word, everybody! Nobody... And I mean nobody knows but only Mama Christine knows best!" - Sonichu the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon

 

[Rupin]

You think that its because Chris feels left out because his spouses get to be with each other on the regular while he is stuck alone in 1219?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

His mistake was announcing his autism to all and sundry and then explicitly excluding other autistics from his love quest. He could've hooked up with a lady autist, nerd hobby groups seem to all be at it with each other. They could've had rambling Sonichu metaphysics discussions long into the night, or combined their Lego sets to build CWC-ville twinned with Spergette-on-sea or whatever her imaginary world was like. Sure, to the outside world it'd look like something out of David Lynch or The League Of Gentlemen, but they could have fun together on the same level rather than it being a substitute mother/son relationship.

 

[Rupin]

His mistake was announcing his autism to all and sundry and then explicitly excluding other autistics from his love quest. He could've hooked up with a lady autist, nerd hobby groups seem to all be at it with each other. They could've had rambling Sonichu metaphysics discussions long into the night, or combined their Lego sets to build CWC-ville twinned with Spergette-on-sea or whatever her imaginary world was like. Sure, to the outside world it'd look like something out of David Lynch or The League Of Gentlemen, but they could have fun together on the same level rather than it being a substitute mother/son relationship.

He did try with Wallflower, but he scared her away.

 

[anti SJW]

they could have fun together on the same level rather than it being a substitute mother/son relationship.

But Chris wants a substitute for Barb, since she is on the way out. Barb is the only female interaction Chris has long term, I think Chris expects all spousal relationships to be like that.

He literally has no idea what a relationship like that takes to work.

 

[horrorfan89]

But Chris wants a substitute for Barb, since she is on the way out. Barb is the only female interaction Chris has long term, I think Chris expects all spousal relationships to be like that.

He literally has no idea what a relationship like that takes to work.

You see hints in his creations that a replacement mother was all Chris wanted (and got more and more bitter that such a thing wasn't gonna happen as time went on) the comic that introduced pati Chan had one of her first lines be "no wonder how need a woman in your life " commenting on how filthy his bedroom is, and rosechu went from a ditzy airhead to a complete slut. One that when she wasn't cooking for sonichu or doing his laundry, would be ready on call for the yellow bastard to get his pickle wet.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

You see hints in his creations that a replacement mother was all Chris wanted (and got more and more bitter that such a thing wasn't gonna happen as time went on) the comic that introduced pati Chan had one of her first lines be "no wonder how need a woman in your life " commenting on how filthy his bedroom is, and rosechu went from a ditzy airhead to a complete slut. One that when she wasn't cooking for sonichu or doing his laundry, would be ready on call for the yellow bastard to get his pickle wet.

That's true, it's not clear what Sonichu brings to the table. He isn't the breadwinner, it seems to either be tugboat or Kel's money that funds Rosechu's shopping sprees, he doesn't do much around the house (I think he shovels snow one time in the Christmas episode and that's it), and he's not exactly an interesting personality to be around. I guess Rosechu thinks he's hot when she first sees him but that doesn't sustain a long term relationship with all the other bullshit. Maybe he's just that good at the "missionary cowgirl".

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Something I've been saying since before the Tomgirl Saga was that if Chris would stop wearing Clown Shirts or dressing like a Cartoon Character, ditched the medallion, get some better glasses or contact lenses, ate a little healthier, listened to better music, and expanded his interests to more than just Vidya he could very likely find some nerdy girl that wants to be a nurturing and loving mother in a weird, maybe even twisted way. I'm not saying she would be mentally healthy and she'd almost certainly be somewhat abusive towards him emotionally but in my opinion that might not even be bad for him. Forcing Chris out of his comfort zone while still giving him at least some of what he wants is probably the best way to achieve any results. Now he's just a husk of his former self and I doubt anyone would even be willing to take that offer except for true sadomasochists.

It’s like Chris and getting a job, why him when they could have anyone else?

And even if Chris did somehow become desirable (Say he won the lottery, dropped the trans nonsense and got into shape) he’d likely be more than willing to cheat on this fictional hypothetical partner without hesitation.

 

[AlphariusOmegon]

Chris mad:
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Why am I not surprised?

 

[horrorfan89]

That's true, it's not clear what Sonichu brings to the table. He isn't the breadwinner, it seems to either be tugboat or Kel's money that funds Rosechu's shopping sprees, he doesn't do much around the house (I think he shovels snow one time in the Christmas episode and that's it), and he's not exactly an interesting personality to be around. I guess Rosechu thinks he's hot when she first sees him but that doesn't sustain a long term relationship with all the other bullshit. Maybe he's just that good at the "missionary cowgirl".

I think one of the later comics said that Chris does pay sonichu a salary for playing superhero and being his bodyguard but aside that sonichu is just as lazy and unemployable as his creator.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think one of the later comics said that Chris does pay sonichu a salary for playing superhero and being his bodyguard but aside that sonichu is just as lazy and unemployable as his creator.

Canonically at this stage I wouldn’t blame Sonichu if he went full on villain what with him having to put up with his creator, a crazy man child ‘goddess‘ possessing his body all so they could attend a convention while he’s stuck in their gross body during a pandemic.

I remember reading a post where Chris claims that he was never bullied much in school despite using it as the basis for his lifelong autistic self-victimization. At this point only second hand accounts and stories matter.

I don’t doubt he was but his self awareness is legendarily bad so at best Chris is an unreliable narrator of his life story even if he can recall things without embellishment.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don’t doubt he was but his self awareness is legendarily bad so at best Chris is an unreliable narrator of his life story even if he can recall things without embellishment.

I wonder if Chris suffers from confabulation, which is just pulling shit out of your ass due to memory loss.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

I wonder if Chris suffers from confabulation, which is just pulling shit out of your ass due to memory loss.

It has to be. Last thing I remember was that he had like what, 4 spouses? Did Mewtwo and the others really ditch him for Valentines day? Wow, wig snatched.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It has to be. Last thing I remember was that he had like what, 4 spouses? Did Mewtwo and the others really ditch him for Valentines day? Wow, wig snatched.

Jerry Springer moment.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I wonder if Chris suffers from confabulation, which is just pulling shit out of your ass due to memory loss.

What even is Chris's memory anymore? What he genuinely remembers, what he doesn't want to remember, and what's been impressed upon him by his parents is a hopeless blur.