Twitter 2/25/2021 - News about MLP G5 breaks; Chris ends the Sonichu role-playing -

[The Fool]

I love that he doesn’t even have any coherent reason for disliking it aside from the fact that it’s incompatible with his absurd fantasy world.

This is his thought process:
"Oh no, they changed the thing I like! I hate this! Hopefully everyone else hates it too and this goes away by itself!"
"Oh no, everyone likes this change! I need to make them hate it! Hmm, but how? I don't have a reason!"
Then he'll look for anything at all to justify it. Blarms was particularly funny because there absolutely was no reason to dislike that. But fortunately for Chris, someone actually threw him a bone and said "huh, kind of reminds me of G3, didn't like that gen too much."
Now Chris has a reason! Someone unintentionally told him why he should hate it, so he didn't have to think of one himself! He religiously ingrains this new information into himself, finally he has something he can tell to himself and others that there's a good reason to not like this change! And then he'll preach about it harder than a Jehovah's witness in a desperate attempt at forcing this change to not happen.

And he tells himself he isn't autistic anymore.

 

[Tikbalang]

The merge is on...he'll be using that excuse right up onto the day the bank stops by with the eviction notice and then the sheriff when he refuses to go.


"I told y'all the merge is on! Ah don't need to leave my temple.! " and them comes the nightstick to the back of the head

I hope someone would record his eviction in different angles.
It might be another Nathanael Greene incident as I hoped.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is it really a G3 remake at least, or is just Chris being a superautist as usual? Since I'm not a little girl or an embarrassing sped I don't know anything about horsies.

 

[Fritos]

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I love this AlisiaDeena guy. I see him constantly talking to Chris and posting about the merge and they seem like they actually agree with it. Keep an eye on him as time goes on- I'm interested to see if he eventually loses interest or gets more crazy.

 

[horrorfan89]

Is it really a G3 remake at least, or is just Chris being a superautist as usual? Since I'm not a little girl or an embarrassing sped I don't know anything about horsies.

He must have picked it up from someone's video review of mlp but the only ones I can think of that made negative reviews of g3 were Chad Rococo (more or less retired from the fandom) Brony curious (also retired) and Mr.enter (semi retired from mlp but not cartoon sperging) The only one of those spergs chris may know about is Enter, and I say maybe because some ween made chris make a video shoutout to him while claiming to be him, but I doubt chris has actually watched any of his old mlp reviews.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Is it really a G3 remake at least, or is just Chris being a superautist as usual? Since I'm not a little girl or an embarrassing sped I don't know anything about horsies.

I don't think it is. The characters in the leaks are not the same ones that were in G3, according to Wikia.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Is it really a G3 remake at least, or is just Chris being a superautist as usual? Since I'm not a little girl or an embarrassing sped I don't know anything about horsies.

I grew up in a G3 world, yet I'm not a horse fan too since I grew up near the big city. From what I remembered is we only owned Minty in 2005 or 06. That's it.

Spoilers: I didn't know where G4!Rainbow Dash went (it's a McDs toy from 9th grade that comes with a tiny comb), and yes... I didn't see the show FiM (everyone my age group, if not some from my generation saw it) at the time of the original airing. Hopefully, I'll see it one day via Amazon Prime if I have spare money that doesn't conflict with my monthly entertainment subscription.

 

[Truthboi]

Is it really a G3 remake at least, or is just Chris being a superautist as usual? Since I'm not a little girl or an embarrassing sped I don't know anything about horsies.

Chris is just mad and trying to make up a reason to get other people to hate the new MLP to try (and fail) to start a massive protest

 

[The Dude]

I hope someone would record his eviction in different angles.
It might be another Nathanael Greene incident as I hoped.

Well, the dash cam and body cam footage of the officers/deputies who are responsible for removing Chris from 14BC for the bank should be available via a FOIA request. I'm eager to see if Chris goes into Defensive Hedgehog Mode, freaks out and tries to fight off the fuzz in a massive retard tantrum, if he'll try to ignore the officers/deputies until they break the door down, or if he will just hang his head in defeat and shuffle off bawling.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, the dash cam and body cam footage of the officers/deputies who are responsible for removing Chris from 14BC for the bank should be available via a FOIA request. I'm eager to see if Chris goes into Defensive Hedgehog Mode, freaks out and tries to fight off the fuzz in a massive retard tantrum, if he'll try to ignore the officers/deputies until they break the door down, or if he will just hang his head in defeat and shuffle off bawling.

"The subject is described as a man in a mumu wearing breast forms. We asked him for his name as we approached, and he said, 'I am the great and powerful Magichan', and emitted a fowl odor as he ran off, like a mixture between dog feces and mustard gas. After his minivan broke down, the suspect got out, removed his clothes, and started dancing to the theme song of my little pony while chanting, 'open the portal my minions'. We had the suspect apprehended, but he crapped himself and slipped out our grasp. We lost him in some brush.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I know that and the Lego therapy sessions.
I'm just hoping Chris is still suscribed to Dr. Wolf and freaks the fuck out over his analysis video over why the Gen 5 ponies have no cutie marks.

I literally don't know anything about MLP except for what Chris and my niece has to say about it.

The very fact I have a niece and I'm still commenting on Chris commenting on MLP. Dammit, I feel old.

"The subject is described as a man in a mumu wearing breast forms. We asked him for his name as we approached, and he said, 'I am the great and powerful Magichan', and emitted a fowl odor as he ran off, like a mixture between dog feces and mustard gas. After his minivan broke down, the suspect got out, removed his clothes, and started dancing to the theme song of my little pony while chanting, 'open the portal my minions'. We had the suspect apprehended, but he crapped himself and slipped out our grasp. We lost him in some brush.

Or... And just a hypothetical here.... He rants at them for 5 minutes then shits himself and does nothing.

 

[admiral]

Chris hates change of any sort, as we all know, but I suspect that the reason Chris and other bronies hate the new design is that it's less simplistic than the G4 design, and thus it will be far harder to draw pony OCs and pony porn because there's no longer a simple outline to trace. The ponies are also less 'cute' and don't have big anime eyes, so they're generally less appealing to these sorts of people.

 

[The Fool]

Chris hates change of any sort, as we all know, but I suspect that the reason Chris and other bronies hate the new design is that it's less simplistic than the G4 design, and thus it will be far harder to draw pony OCs and pony porn because there's no longer a simple outline to trace. The ponies are also less 'cute' and don't have big anime eyes, so they're generally less appealing to these sorts of people.

Never even thought of that, but that's really accurate.

The G4 style took like 5 minutes to make a shitty vector of the same style and then another 10 seconds to color it red and black, paste the slipknot logo on it's ass and call it Darkhorn the Demonic.

Although ironically, I thought Chris would like the new style, since he railed so hard against it looking like Teen Titans Go. Careful what you wish for I guess.

 

[horrorfan89]

I hope someone would record his eviction in different angles.
It might be another Nathanael Greene incident as I hoped.

That incident never seems to leave Chris behind does it? As an adult he compared it to the first time he was arrested at target for love quest loitering then a year or so back he said the region 10 therapy was making him have ptsd by discussing the incident with them.

 

[The Fool]

That incident never seems to leave Chris behind does it? As an adult he compared it to the first time he was arrested at target for love quest loitering then a year or so back he said the region 10 therapy was making him have ptsd by discussing the incident with them.

It was probably the first time anyone ever told him "no" and the first time he ever had to face the reality of there being consequences for his tantrums, instead of getting rewarded with transformers toys. I'm sure it shook him to his very core. Even today, the concept of consequences is so utterly foreign and fowl to him that he can't even begin to process it.

 

[admiral]

Never even thought of that, but that's really accurate.

The G4 style took like 5 minutes to make a shitty vector of the same style and then another 10 seconds to color it red and black, paste the slipknot logo on it's ass and call it Darkhorn the Demonic.

Although ironically, I thought Chris would like the new style, since he railed so hard against it looking like Teen Titans Go. Careful what you wish for I guess.

Jenny Nicholson talked about how G4 was really perfect for bronies design-wise, to the point that the toys produced for the show were more like 'boy toys' with hard edges and no brushable hair because the main market was literally manchildren who didn't care about styling the manes or playing with them in the way that little girls would. I think the G5 is intended to appeal more to small girls who are, y'know, the intended audience.

Chris is still gonna buy the new toys and cover them in sonichu-shit though, because that's just what he does.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Chris is just mad and trying to make up a reason to get other people to hate the new MLP to try (and fail) to start a massive protest

No one cares about ponies asside from Chris and couple other autists online anymore, because the show became stale after a few seasons and everyone got off the MLP ride to sperg over other geeky stuff like I did.
Hasbro probably doesn't give that much effort to pander manchildren anymore, because 'tism cash stream dried out few years ago, so they just make whatever sticks to kids and minors.

Also, kinda amusing how the main reason why Chris wants for show to stay is only because he wants to see his autistic fanfiction lore he wrote on TSSSF cards to happen. Or maybe, because his OC is still not cannon, I dunno, one of the two, or maybe even both.

 

[Truthboi]

Jenny Nicholson talked about how G4 was really perfect for bronies design-wise, to the point that the toys produced for the show were more like 'boy toys' with hard edges and no brushable hair because the main market was literally manchildren who didn't care about styling the manes or playing with them in the way that little girls would. I think the G5 is intended to appeal more to small girls who are, y'know, the intended audience.

Chris is still gonna buy the new toys and cover them in sonichu-shit though, because that's just what he does.

Pretty much Chris is going to love the new show since he has shown repeatedly he likes something far after he does a protest (only exception is the show he calls "GO Pony")

 

[admiral]

Pretty much Chris is going to love the new show since he has shown repeatedly he likes something far after he does a protest (only exception is the show he calls "GO Pony")

I know that Chris used to have a bunch of G3 pony dolls that he painted (I had a few of the same dolls... when I was 6), so he'll probably come round to the new design since it's fairly similar. There's some G3 style ponies in one of the Sonichu comics too, although I can't remember which issue.

He never throws anything away, so unless they got trashed in the fire he may well still have those old dolls.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris signed an online petition about stopping 5G and his reason is shorter than I expected.