Interests Twitter 3/14 - Chris wants his house to be a PokeStop -

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris wants people to vote his house to be a Pokestop so Pokemon Go players little kids would come over.

And he put down his home as a business on Google
He also has some weird stuff bookmarked

 

[fiu0cm]

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[No_one]

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bobs-birthday-deathday-coming-up.1794

[Chris doesn't read your posts.

Hmmm yea.

 

[raskogr]

Chris wants people to vote his house to be a Pokestop so Pokemon Go players little kids would come over.
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And oh my god he put down his home as a business on Google
He also has some weird stuff bookmarked
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Did he just share his IP address?

 

[Cyberw33n]

Did he just share his IP address?

I can ping it and trace it.

11 100 ms 100 ms 100 ms be-10390-cr02.newyork.ny.ibone.comcast.net [68.86.83.89]
12 99 ms 100 ms 99 ms be-10203-cr01.newark.nj.ibone.comcast.net [68.86.85.185]
13 101 ms 102 ms 102 ms be-10102-cr02.ashburn.va.ibone.comcast.net [68.86.85.161]
14 103 ms 103 ms 103 ms ae-4-ar02.charlvilleco.va.richmond.comcast.net [68.86.91.54]
15 105 ms 104 ms 104 ms 69.139.206.50
16 103 ms 103 ms 102 ms 68.85.226.126
17 115 ms 114 ms 114 ms c-174-53-75-2.hsd1.va.comcast.net [174.53.75.2]

[edit: highlighted that "charlville" line to make sure it's our mark]

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Obviously a part of a very long and extensive ARG. Getting towards the Endgame here...Russo brothers you geniuses!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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Chris says he hates the Cwcki, but sure as fuck is convenient when he can't be arsed to memorize his father's birthday or when he died or when he need to link that nonsense. Or when he was so monumentally lazy than he directed his e-girlfriends to it to learn about him instead of, you know, talking to them.

"But ignore the bad parts"

Did he have to piss money away to set this Google thingie up or is it free?

At least he had the common sense to put his old phone number and not the one still safe from trolls (I wouldn't be surprised if it was a "mistake" and would put his safe number when realizing it is the old one).

It also says open 24 hours, so you can troll him all day long.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris wants people to vote his house to be a Pokestop so Pokemon Go players little kids would come over.
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And he put down his home as a business on Google
He also has some weird stuff bookmarked
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Sure came a long way from saying "I won't play Pokemon Go because people will recognise and harass me on the street" to "please make my house a pokestop so people can come to my house!"

let's be real, Chris is just too lazy to walk/drive to his nearest pokestop.

 

[AnOminous]

It also says open 24 hours, so you can troll him all day long.

This may be his dumbest idea, because any weens can just claim they were there for the PokeStop that he himself campaigned to have put there.

Sure came a long way from saying "I won't play Pokemon Go because people will recognise and harass me on the street" to "please make my house a pokestop so people can come to my house!"

let's be real, Chris is just too lazy to walk/drive to his nearest pokestop.

And he's so fucking dumb he doesn't realize he just begged to be harassed AND gave whoever does it a legitimate reason for being there.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I know it's only on google, and I've no idea how things work in the USA, but doesn't stating/using your home address as a business mean stuff like extra taxes? Could it affect his welfare too?

Chris might need to be careful doing this. There's a difference between a hobby and claiming you have a business and business premises. I know he doesn't really, you know he doesn't really, but to a random in an office whose job it is to investigate these things when some vveen twat reports Chris for it, it might be another story. At least until they google Chris and find the CWCki.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I know it's only on google, and I've no idea how things work in the USA, but doesn't stating/using your home address as a business mean stuff like extra taxes? Could it affect his welfare too?

Chris might need to be careful doing this. There's a difference between a hobby and claiming you have a business and business premises. I know he doesn't really, you know he doesn't really, but to a random in an office whose job it is to investigate these things when some vveen twat reports Chris for it, it might be another story. At least until they google Chris and find the CWCki.

Not only that, Sonichu Entertainment of America violates so many OSHA standards.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris wants people to vote his house to be a Pokestop so Pokemon Go players little kids would come over.
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And he put down his home as a business on Google
He also has some weird stuff bookmarked
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Guys let's help Chris get his home made into a pokestop, make sure to upload your favourite pictures and suggest edits to make it more accurate! Hopefully those dang trolls wont request it to be removed because it's a home or get the address changed to something like Carnegie Hall.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris is so fucking lonely these days, that he will make conversation about sonichu with a gamestop employee and also wishes pokemon go people to come visit... the level of sadness never ends

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I like how Chris has never figured out how to take a screenshot on a laptop.

October 2014 Facebook Posts - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Nekromantik]

Not surprisingly it's full of weens reviews.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Not surprisingly it's full of I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME reviews.

Some of the reviews date back to six months ago. How long has this been up?

 

[Eugene90]

...Great.

Chris, congratulations. You just gave everyone a legitimate reason to stalk you by doing this. This will totally not attract the so-called "bugbears" to come and harass you.

 

[Quijibo69]

Next put up billboard that says "Kick me".

 

[Murmur]

Jesus Christ those reviews... 43 of them and not a single funny one. All of them are Hirtes tier shit. How many do you think are from Hirtes himself? Gonna go with approximately 41 out of 43.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Next put up billboard that says "Kick me".

Followed soon after by a skywriter.