Twitter 4/14 - Chris makes up new OC to spite Cole Smithey -

GhostBird50

a marvel of science gone wrong
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Chris pulls a new OC out of his ass because he doesn't like that @Trickie's comic has Cole Smithey as a professor, and says that the C-197 Cole was really demoted in favor of the new OC.

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why has Chris become pettier then normal today? I mean cole isn't that successful and Chris doesn't talk to him I mean I wouldn't try something like this unless I was attempting to start some shit.
 

TheOnlyYamchaFan

Wolf Fang Whatever
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why has Chris become pettier then normal today? I mean cole isn't that successful and Chris doesn't talk to him I mean I wouldn't try something like this unless I was attempting to start some shit.
Right, but the local convenience store clerk has it together better than chris, and on some level chris knows that. Rather than build himself up IRL, chris is just trying to effect reality by tearing cole down. It might just be an imaginary version of Cole in his delusions but that's all Chris can do, put pins in the voodoo doll and believe with all his heart that Cole feels a tingle. This is the extent of his control over his own life and the world.
 

JULAY

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CoolGuyHitler

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Chris pulls a new OC out of his ass because he doesn't like that @Trickie's comic has Cole Smithey as a professor, and says that the C-197 Cole was really demoted in favor of the new OC.

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I like how when describing Cindy's appearance Chris posted her exact height, hair color, hair texture, eye color, body type, accessories, and cup-size but only wrote two, most generic things about her personality.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC.
True & Honest Fan
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why has Chris become pettier then normal today? I mean cole isn't that successful and Chris doesn't talk to him I mean I wouldn't try something like this unless I was attempting to start some shit.
It's just a face crack. Chris is always a petty Patty, he just hides it with his tranny nonsense. Also, Chris' obsession with breasts is gross.
 

Second_Missing_Primarch

Magnus Did Nothing Wrong
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So this Professor Zapbud is physically tiny (4'11 and slender), but she's still rocking pornstar-level boobs. Guess she must have blown some of her research grant money on implants. If Chris were still a porn-collecting weirdo like he used to be, I'd say he must have cribbed her measurements and physical description from some starlet he liked, because that is a bizarrely specific description even by his usual autistic standards.

Also, gotta love how she's described as "caring, kind, smart, and intelligent", because Chris:
A. Cannot conceive of a female personality type beyond "nurturing mother/wife figure" or "evil virgin-hating shrew"
B. Is an idiot who didn't notice that he gave her the same personality trait twice.
 
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