Twitter 4/19 - Chris thinks Team Rocket is attacking people through their dreams -

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris had a nightmare about turning against his mom and thinks it means Team Rocket from Pokemon is trying to attack people through their dreams.

 

[Time of Space]

Of course the toughest and biggest one attacked him, just so nobody forgets how great Chris is.

Also, is Barb gonna get the pimphand again soon? He seems to have some unresolved aggression towards her.

 

[Clop]

Chinese cartoon monsters are real and they're under the influence of Kanto Mafia.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

I had to mercy kill it

So, yeah. We have a new idea guy behind the scenes pilling the strings.
While Chris Chan au Naturale would not mind threatening death and bodily harm on anyone if he thought it would gain him something he would never claim to have killed an innocent cartoon character

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris is at his most boring when he brings up his powers/diety status/the merge/cartoons because it's obvious he's either making it all up for attention and is dumb, or is still dumb and all of his screws finally came loose. Either way he'll never get help, stop it, or get out away so after awhile it's just white noise.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

I hope his next dream/mission is something like The Powerpuff Girls commanding him to shoplift at a Safeway.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

 

[4Macie]

What’s confusing me is this:
Pokémon literally fight until they are unconscious but they never fight to the death. Ever. That’s not how the system works. They go til 0 HP and then they go to their ball until they’ve been restored at a poke center or with items.

That’s physical fighting. Real damage.

Chris is saying he managed to straight up kill a Pokémon in his dreams. The Pokémon was not physically there at all. It was just there in his mind. And he killed it. Didn’t bring it to 0 HP and knock it out. He straight up murdered the thing with his dream mind.

Chris is so powerful that he can do amazing feats that he brags about at least monthly. But him, or his sweeties, couldn’t be fucked to go into a Team Rocket hideout and save the thing being abused. Remember now, going into the Team Rocket hideout and defeating them is rather easy... a 10 yr old with a pikachu was able to do it.

Chris would rather kill a Pokémon through his dreams than actually use his powers to save the thing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What’s confusing me is this:
Pokémon literally fight until they are unconscious but they never fight to the death. Ever. That’s not how the system works. They go til 0 HP and then they go to their ball until they’ve been restored at a poke center or with items.

That’s physical fighting. Real damage.

Chris is saying he managed to straight up kill a Pokémon in his dreams. The Pokémon was not physically there at all. It was just there in his mind. And he killed it. Didn’t bring it to 0 HP and knock it out. He straight up murdered the thing with his dream mind.

Chris is so powerful that he can do amazing feats that he brags about at least monthly. But him, or his sweeties, couldn’t be fucked to go into a Team Rocket hideout and save the thing being abused. Remember now, going into the Team Rocket hideout and defeating them is rather easy... a 10 yr old with a pikachu was able to do it.

Chris would rather kill a Pokémon through his dreams than actually use his powers to save the thing.

You underestimate Chris' dream powers. Freddy Kruger and shit.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chris ... isn’t getting better, is he?

 

[Wraith]

There is a lot to consider.
Chris is having the mental magical thinking of a 5 year old. From seeing pokemon in real life and now blaming night time dreams on imaginary characters, it's like he's completely disconnected from reality.
Like @4Macie said, he murdered a pokemon instead of making it faint. That seems to be a bad thing when the first thing you consider as conflict resolution in a system that doesn't include death is to murder a combatant.
Chris is so self important now that a simple dream can't just be a simple dream possibly from eating too much fatty and sugary foods, or whatever normal reasons the body comes up with bizarre things. It has to be automatically a case of, "I'm being victimized, watch me be a hero! This means I'm ultra special!"
It also begs the question about if Chris could demonstrate his "god like powers" to another human being in real life on camera, or if he even considers someone might call him on these claims.
Straight jacket saga when?
I'm over thinking this. SMH this keeps getting dumber,

 

[Tikbalang]

As a person who's familiar to pokeman, Chris is only familiar to anime version of pokemon, mostly in the early seasons.

Sounds like giovanni is incompetent, if he wants to invade through dreams, bring gengar or darkrai, they're both strong against psychic (Chris)

I assume Chris was in sleep paralysis, just adding pokeyman shit

Conclusion: Chris still don't know shit about pokeyman, MKR knows pokeyman more than Chris does. Obviously Chris made this shit up from his ass, he put his mom in his story. Still nonchalant, doesn't call the police.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Watching Chris's mind crumble in real time is both fascinating and disturbing.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Sounds like giovanni is incompetent, if he wants to invade through dreams, bring gengar or darkrai, they're both strong against psychic (Chris)

Of course the villain is incompetent. When has Chris ever put a nuanced, competent villain in any of his stories?

Obviously Chris made this shit up from his ass, he put his mom in his story.

You mean ... Chris wasn’t really attacked by a licensed cartoon character operating under the orders of another cartoon character from a kids’ game?

You don’t say...

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

So... an imaginary thing, armed with a used tampon, got closer to talking actual sense into him than any living, breathing, sentient being, and the abject horror of that experience caused Chris to kill it. And because reasons, everyone needs to know about this.

Got it. ? .

 

[Maxliam]

Chris ... isn’t getting better, is he?

That's a legit question? Nigga, he's nosediving into crazy town.

Watching Chris's mind crumble in real time is both fascinating and disturbing.

It's so weird to see it. Abnormal psych books really are so sterile about these descents into madness.

Of course the villain is incompetent. When has Chris ever put a nuanced, competent villain in any of his stories?


You mean ... Chris wasn’t really attacked by a licensed cartoon character operating under the orders of another cartoon character from a kids’ game?

You don’t say...

To be fair this comes from the Era of cartoons he and I grew up with. I'm only a few years younger buy cartoons frequently had incompetent villains.

Difference is I more or less grew up and am a self sufficient adult.

 

[Glassshardballpit]

Someone check on Barb.
Now.

 

[MormonofID]

This is just sad nowadays. Remember when this was fun, and Chris was just a goofy guy with a Sonic/Pokemon OC? Now he thinks he's a god, and is so entrenched in his delusions that it's just sad.

 

[The Dude]

Maybe it's time to take Lenny to see the rabbits? Or at least load him full of Thorazine and anti-psychotics. Because this shit is getting ridiculous.

 

[_blank_]

I'm really not going to give this much thought.

Some people hop online whenever they have a stomach ache after eating too much Taco Bell and conclude they must have Stage 4 stomach cancer.

Chris has a shit diet, hormones are out of whack, and more than likely sleeps in a room two shades above "biohazard" level. He isn't going to be sleeping well, and instead of saying, "maybe I should do something proactive like open a fucking window or not sleep in a room filled with 500 pounds of repainted plastic toys" he concludes it's fictional pretend animals trying to contact him in his dreams.

This is how Chris has always been - only difference is that now he has a cabal of weens that allow him to stew in his own nonsense.