Twitter 4/4 - Chris shows off expensive Pokeball Plus toys -

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris shows off his expensive Pokeball toys two days after being sued for debt.

Chris tries to justify his shitty financial decisions.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris tries to justify his shitty financial decisions.

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Translation: "The cheapest one I bought was $35 so I still wasted around $225 at the very least."

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris tries to justify his shitty financial decisions.

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Ah so he only spend $225 on useless toys instead of $300. Why didn't he say so? That totally justifies it!

And a fan donated him some money? like those Patreon donators that are still waiting for their comics?

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Now all chris has to do is dig out the ash ketchum costume

 

[johnny5150]

Chris shows off his $300 in Pokeball toys two days after being sued for debt.

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I don't know what's worst, the poke ball's paintjob or chris think black makes him look thinner.

 

[TheMagician]

He painted the Poké Balls. Of course he did.
Sounds like the kind of thing I'd do when I was twelve.

 

[thismanlies]

I don't know what's worst, the poke ball's paintjob or chris think black makes him look thinner.

I’m just grateful he’s not showing off his gut.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Those things are probably filled with semen. Best plan ever.

I’m just grateful he’s not showing off his gut.

He doesn't have to, it's readily apparent. He looks like fat plumber or electrical engineer wearing a cheap tool belt.

 

[JULAY]

This is a totally appropriate thing for a 37 year old man to spend time and money on...

 

[Muscle Bra]

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An "investment well worth it". An investment.

Of course it is.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

When a Pokémon appears nearby, Poké Ball Plus will light up and vibrate.

Some unfortunate soul who doesn't know better is going to think this creepo is carrying around sex toys.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, Chris should never use the word balls again. Love how he's going to be at the mall making a fool out of himself to onlookers. Hope he doesn't go into an autistic meltdown after his "billions" of fans and orbiters catch him off guard with paparazzi style photos.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I hope he goes to court dressed like that.

 

[Raiken]

Man chris' hips to gut ration is way off, he needs to walk more to fix that.
A fuckton more.

The joke is he's fat.

 

[Aldora]

Since the 22nd of March, Chris has walked 74km playing GO.

 

[Chester Rigby]

I don't get those photos. Only thing I see is small balls attached to a massive one.

 

[niggers]

hahaha chris is walking around with those handpainted monstrosities hanging off him like he's some transsexual pokemon-themed stripper

god how do people not end up taking cell pics of him wherever he goes

 

[UndercoverRapist]

Some unfortunate soul who doesn't know better is going to think this creepo is carrying around sex toys.

This is Chris we're talking about here, everything is a potential sex toy given the proper carrot & stick tactic is used.

 

[Troonos]

Yeah, Chris should never use the word balls again. Love how he's going to be at the mall making a fool out of himself to onlookers.

That's where you're wrong. He's permanently banned from the mall.