Twitter 5/1 - Chris disapproves of Sonic movie -

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC.
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Who cares about a hedgehog that looks more like a chihuahua than a member of his own species? It's sad that this a movie made for children, yet fat, hairy adults are the only ones who give a damn about its release.... :story:
How long until Sonic is added to the harem and zaps Chris' body parts to the extreme?


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This thing is actually so bad that Chris's opinion is the mainstream opinion.
The difference is the mainstream populace won't see it and instantly change their opinion the way Chris will. Look at what ever pony shit it was where they turned into human girls. He screamed and cried about it and ended up watching and loving it. Same with Sonic Boom he goddamn physically assaulted someone over it and ended up owning multiple copies of the game and watching the cartoon. He's incapable of not blindly loving any media from a franchise he likes no matter how terrible it is.

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