Twitter 6/12 - Chris fixates on his conduct during his high school graduation 19 years ago, wants to apologize -
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The guy who got the honors, Chris. His name was Mike Cock-Hertz.
Seriously, what's wrong with Chris. I'm not going to dox anyone for him.
All the people Chris went to high-school with about him is that he is that weird, re-tarded guy that smelt funny and wore Goodwill clothing. These people didn't want to hear from him them, and they certainly don't want to hear from him now.
change the cwcki domain. how about no.
Chris can have sonichu.com on one condition: burn all of his toys and all his useless shit while recording it, he can only douse it with his troon tears
And annur' thing, if he wants to know to whom he want to make amends at, he has a yearbook. Unless he sold it to Jacob for his voodoo shit, Chris can use it as a reference.
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Orkeosaurus
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Lol Chris forgot the person he hurt the most that day, his own father. But as far as I know this shit about him slapping the diploma away is new christory.
He is so, so desperately trying to start a redemption arc that we all know will go nowhere lol
Is he becoming self-aware??
Doubt it, he just has some weird hair up his ass. He probably thinks they're going to help him reconnect with the gal pals.
I'd imagine his graduating class either forgot about Chris or has his behavior locked in a vault to remember for years to come. Either way, probably best to leave well enough alone. Especially since he's a laughingstock at this point while his classmates are making something of themselves.
And the point of posting a public plea for assistance in protected tweets is?
Bob's Ghost
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I just imagined him watching for replies on his monitor, while cleaning a hunting rifle and whistling Pomp and Circumstance.
I think it's a good opportunity for Chris to see how successful they are while he is in a shitty situation
These people have probably never seen Chris's online antics, i would not want to drag them into it.
It's been 19 years, judging by the photos it's very possible multiple of those people have passed away.
They haven't forgotten about him. When I graduated from high school, we had a couple of class weirdos ourselves. On the rare occasion that I see someone from high school, our reminiscing always eventually turns to laughing about the shit our class weirdos got up to and wondering where they are now.
At least in Chris's case, the answer to the latter is easily found.
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