Twitter 6/13 - Chris claims to communicate with spirits, tells someone her house is filthy and must be cleaned -

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: The tweets he had replied to

 

[Wraith]

“I have personally seen, felt and communicated with the departed spirits a lot in my lifetime.”
He's a CPU god... can he bring back someone from the dead? Can we have a movie like Ghost or whatever it was called with the scene of Patrick Swayze and that retarded chick with the bad hair near a batch of Crayola Effing Model Magic! (Cleaned up language for the spirits among us.)

Also I think more likely he's not talking to spirits, but he's talking to imaginary fraaaands. Proof of this is the "felt" part. Yeah no, not even the afterlife wants him to touch them.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Let's not forget the most obvious irony -- not only is Chris recommending to someone else that they clean their house; he is also giving them advice on how to do it.

 

[CathysHole]

The banality of his own existence must make him imagine this kind of shit or he's hallucinating and he's high as shit all the time because he's basically a walking jenkum factory.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Big day for Chris eh? Kinda funny about the house cleaning thing tho.

 

[_blank_]

That was no ghost; he was talking to Dick Valentine from Electric Six.

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris is becoming so unhinged the voices in his head stopped talking to him and are just passing messages on.

My fucking sides.

 

[AnonAutismo]

Let's not forget the most obvious irony -- not only is Chris recommending to someone else that they clean their house; he is also giving them advice on how to do it.

See, he'd clean his own house but he's too busy overseeing the Dimensional merge with Jesus, remember? Basic human hygiene is for us plebs.

 

[stets]

Chris is generating lots of content lately. Too bad all of it is shit.

 

[Nypical Haterade]

Jesus, that's like Kim Jong-un giving the West advice on how to deal with the obesity epidemic.

And all the guy really needs is a good ol' Kitchen Gun.

 

[camopattern]

I love Chris' consideration in not offering spoilers regarding the afterlife, like dying is the same as watching a new season on netflix. But I can smell the weed coming off this entire twitter thread.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Reminds me of when Chris was doing his JenkinsJinkies gayops schtick and claimed that the ghosts of 9-year-old Christopher Weston Chandler and Patti were threatening to fuck his shit up for intruding on 14BC, only this is somehow twice as exceptional as that.

 

[ScamL Likely]

Sonichu! Stay away from the light!

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Now, I'm not a psychologist, but I'm pretty sure autism doesn't make one hallucinate.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Okay, fuck whatever Chris is saying right now.

D-did they guy he was responding to just say he found BDSM dungeon granny/grampy porn in the house he bought??

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Now, I'm not a psychologist, but I'm pretty sure autism doesn't make one hallucinate.

This ain't normal autism. This weapons grade super autism.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

This ain't normal autism. This weapons grade super autism.

Distilled autism.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Distilled autism.

Combined with the fact that Chris is just, well, kind of an asshole.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Combined with the fact that Chris is just, well, kind of an asshole.

Mixed with an unwavering belief that he is special. People can't refute the crazy shit he says when be believes they just aren't special enough to see it.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'll admit, that's a decent trolling attempt, having Chris harangue someone about their filthy house while oblivious about his own. Chris' good deed is done for the month, back to feeding the horde.