Twitter 6/28 - Chris "demonstrates" psychic powers. - aka he unknowingly shakes his hand until the object he was holding falls.

[CoolGuyHitler]

Spoiler: The Video

Over the past couple of years, Chris often claimed confidently he actually had telekinetic powers. This was obviously impossible so we all guessed it must have been the wind or subtle shakes, knocking things over, that gave Chris the impression he was fucking Professor X. Well, today Chris confirms that was exactly the case.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

What, is gravity now one of Chris' powers too?

 

[Strelok]

Okay then.

That's all I got. This is too dumb to even mock effectively anymore.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What, is gravity now one of Chris' powers too?

Chris is Father Pucci, CONFIRMED!

 

[Nigonidas]

Remember when you were a wee lad and you and your friends would practice your "force powers" to become a jedi? Congrats Chris you just hit that mental stage of development.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The only thing Chris is demonstrating are man hands and stupidity. I wish Bob were alive, he'd use telepathy to give Chris a labotomy ..a more extensive one than he already has. Anyway, this just reminds me of a hyperactive kid in school who would place his pencil on his desk, let it roll doesn't, and claim he did it with his mind.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

His strength is growing, soon he'll create a new universe in Neo-Ruckersville

 

[Cedric_Eff]

His strength is growing, soon he'll create a new universe in Neo-Ruckersville

I just realized that the merge is awfully similar to the ending of Stone Ocean.

 

[Neil]

Jesus, this is both funny and sad at the same time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Personally, I'm happy with this new wave of of content. I just hope Chris doesn't get arrested for telekinetically pulling his Taffy in public or bending some dude's Weiner.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I want to see how he "bends paper with mind waves."

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Personally, I'm happy with this new wave of of content. I just hope Chris doesn't get arrested for telekinetically pulling his Taffy in public or bending some dude's Weiner.

Does bending his own count as one of his powers?
I put 20$ down saying he does street magic next

 

[duff101]

Personally, I'm happy with this new wave of of content. I just hope Chris doesn't get arrested for telekinetically pulling his Taffy in public or bending some dude's Weiner.

I wish it was less weird crap like this and more stuff that is either
a. Grounded in reality
b. More focused around internet beef
The most entertaining part of Chris-Chan for me at least is his interactions with the general populace and how they react to his antics. Some content is better than no content, I just wish it was a tad less "Late night post in room." Maybe Bronycon will give me more of what I am looking for.

 

[Glassshardballpit]

Wait. If Chris is magical, why can't he just telekinetically tell off the debt collectors?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

This is actually just an old psych trick they taught us in undergrad, and it's not just him, you can do it at home:

Take about a foot of string and tie a metal washer or nut to the end of it. Hold the end of the string between your thumb and index finger, arm up, with the washer in front of your face. Now, while keeping your body perfectly still and staring directly at the washer without looking away, try to make it go back and forth simply by concentrating.

It will do so, because even though you aren't consciously moving your hand or fingers, your focus on making it happen will cause micromotions that will start moving it.
We can see his fingers moving in the video, but Chris can't, because that's how the trick works. It's imperceptible to the person doing it.
This gets into a whole thing on involuntary motion and perception, but you get the gist.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wish it was less weird crap like this and more stuff that is either
a. Grounded in reality
b. More focused around internet beef
The most entertaining part of Chris-Chan for me at least is his interactions with the general populace and how they react to his antics. Some content is better than no content, I just wish it was a tad less "Late night post in room." Maybe Bronycon will give me more of what I am looking for.

Yeah, me too. Chris exploding or melting down due to rejection is way more entertaining. I wish he could combine this b.s. with annoying the general public.

This is actually just an old psych trick they taught us in undergrad, and it's not just him, you can do it at home:

Take about a foot of string and tie a metal washer or nut to the end of it. Hold the end of the string between your thumb and index finger, arm up, with the washer in front of your face. Now, while keeping your body perfectly still and staring directly at the washer without looking away, try to make it go back and forth simply by concentrating.

You know, doctor, that makes a lot of sense, but it looked like that toy made for a 5 year old simply slipped out of Chris' meat beater.

 

[ArtPig]

Personally, I'm happy with this new wave of of content.

That’s something that’s been nagging at me recently - what’s the (for lack of a better word) inspiration for Chris’s increase in content recently? I feel like June has been a much busier month than usual.

 

[School of Fish]

Well next thing you'll know, we could see Chris-Chan eventually go full George Dillman and he starts to claim that he can knock people down with only just one finger and he would do this by using some bullshido that he would probably learn off the Internet and shit.

 

[Aldora]

That’s something that’s been nagging at me recently - what’s the (for lack of a better word) inspiration for Chris’s increase in content recently? I feel like June has been a much busier month than usual.

Personally I think money and other real life worries have caused Chris to double down on his Merge/Psychic nonsense as a way to not have to deal with them.

 

[Super Book]

Yeesh, I was aware that Chris went off the deep end but, I didn't know he went this deep.