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Interests Twitter 6/29/18-Chris Warns "This Shit Is Real"

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Mariposa Electrique, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. Checked Chris's FB... the notes he mentioned are posted there:
     

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    #41 The American Hedgehog, Jun 29, 2018
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  2. Is it sad I believe in CPU goddesses more than a potato-person with a vagina?
     
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  3. I already have one of those. It’s called “my desktop computer running VICE with a shit-ton of cartridge and floppy images.”
     
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  4. I'm not reading that. Someone try to condense that but remember to wear condoms over your eyes.
     
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  5. This is deeply weird behavior, even by Chris standards. I'm not sure Idea Guy caused it, he was just incidental. I guess there could be worse things to make Chris believe.
     
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  6. Apparently the CPU goddess of Commodore’s kingdom mostly died but she can be resurrected if someone makes a stupid Frankenstein C64 that contains everything ever, is bug-free, and costs less than $400.

    Also something about the Atari goddess being a bitch.


    Features he wants:
    • Old-style user port
    • Cassette port
    • Floppy port
    • Cartridge slot
    • Original C64 keyboard
    • Blu-Ray drive
    • HDMI In/Out
    • Component out
    • A custom controller shaped like the commodore logo
    • USB ports
    • Both downloadable games and rereleases on the original carts
    • Internal storage
    ALL in the original breadbox case.
     
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    #47 flossman, Jun 29, 2018
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  7. Those katanas look like butter knives.
     
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  8. I’m new to this. Who is idea guy? I keep seeing mention of him but I don’t know his history.

    What is he to Christory ‽
     
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  9. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy

    He's just a wise guy.
     
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  10. 1) Google: 'Big pile of shit'
    2) Done.
     
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  11. He convinced Chris to incorporate weird anime into CWCville, thus forming a brand new religion about said anime. I hate anime so I can't really explain it in detail.

    Edit: Reminds of that chick who convinced people to join her cult based on Final Fantasy characters.
     
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  12. Fun Fact: magic fatties live inside Chris ' brain now and autism.
     
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  13. my son after I paid for the implants
     
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  14. Oh god, why did you go and remind me of the FF House?
     
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  15. The only shit that's real where Chris is concerned is the shit in his pants.
     
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  16. Also, Chris has apparently been a woman since the 1980s. :story:
     
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  17. So Chris has dug up his old Commodore 64, resurrecting old memories and seeking to create fantasies from them.

    What's next?

    DIG UP PATTI
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. I want a computer that needs a special card to display 80 column text in mixed case instead of 40 column text in all caps.

    Actually, not really.
     
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  19. The design is reminiscent of Xena's imo.
     
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