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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Mariposa Electrique, Jun 29, 2018.
Checked Chris's FB... the notes he mentioned are posted there:
Is it sad I believe in CPU goddesses more than a potato-person with a vagina?
He keeps telling people to contact Commodore. I guess Bob never let him know the company is dead?
I already have one of those. It’s called “my desktop computer running VICE with a shit-ton of cartridge and floppy images.”
I'm not reading that. Someone try to condense that but remember to wear condoms over your eyes.
This is deeply weird behavior, even by Chris standards. I'm not sure Idea Guy caused it, he was just incidental. I guess there could be worse things to make Chris believe.
Apparently the CPU goddess of Commodore’s kingdom mostly died but she can be resurrected if someone makes a stupid Frankenstein C64 that contains everything ever, is bug-free, and costs less than $400.
Also something about the Atari goddess being a bitch.
Features he wants:
Old-style user port
Original C64 keyboard
A custom controller shaped like the commodore logo
Both downloadable games and rereleases on the original carts
ALL in the original breadbox case.
Those katanas look like butter knives.
I’m new to this. Who is idea guy? I keep seeing mention of him but I don’t know his history.
What is he to Christory ‽
He's just a wise guy.
1) Google: 'Big pile of shit'
He convinced Chris to incorporate weird anime into CWCville, thus forming a brand new religion about said anime. I hate anime so I can't really explain it in detail.
Edit: Reminds of that chick who convinced people to join her cult based on Final Fantasy characters.
Fun Fact: magic fatties live inside Chris ' brain now and autism.
my son after I paid for the implants
Oh god, why did you go and remind me of the FF House?
The only shit that's real where Chris is concerned is the shit in his pants.
Also, Chris has apparently been a woman since the 1980s.
So Chris has dug up his old Commodore 64, resurrecting old memories and seeking to create fantasies from them.
DIG UP PATTI
I want a computer that needs a special card to display 80 column text in mixed case instead of 40 column text in all caps.
Actually, not really.
The design is reminiscent of Xena's imo.