Twitter 7/14 - Belief in MLP dimension -

[The American Hedgehog]

The tweet he was replying to.

 

[Seahorses]

Like the autistic multiverse.

 

[Dollars2010]

Chris should consult with Neo Anderson and perhaps, together, they can Make Equestria Great Again. (MEGA)

 

[Kevin Spencer]

The sad thing is that someone will probably someday make a Roger Rabbit-ish movie with MLP......

 

[CatParty]

I bet it's not as gay as cwcville
I can't wait till all bronies pull a heavens gate.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I wish he would fuck off to another dimension, then my tax money won't be feeding him.

 

[Shokew]

And I mother - fucking thought Chris was a lost cause before with CWCVille... It's official - Chris needs his internet and TV cut off from him, right the fuck now. By any means necessary.

Fucking off to another dimension with colorful BS in it won't begin to fix the insanity that CWCVille already is for him.

 

[RJ MacReady]

This is the same Chris who only stopped believing in Santa Claus at age 24 because he wasn't getting girlfriends as Christmas presents.

 

[Jack Awful]

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[dacwcman69]

This really just adds another layer to the Chandler family picture. Like can you imagine being called in by the state of Virginia as a federal tard wrangler to investigate 14BC? You bust in the door and amongst the hoard of shit you find bug eyed barb yelling at the stove while chris sits in his setsi skirt and MLP shirt coloring while twirling his seaweed hair trying to drown out to binaural beats so he can transport himself to the equestria dimension? I think i'd shoot myself right then and there.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I really wish OPL would believe in something practical like diet, exercise, or even deodorant.

This really just adds another layer to the Chandler family picture. Like can you imagine being called in by the state of Virginia as a federal tard wrangler to investigate 14BC? You bust in the door and amongst the hoard of shit you find bug eyed barb yelling at the stove while chris sits in his setsi skirt and MLP shirt coloring while twirling his seaweed hair trying to drown out to binaural beats so he can transport himself to the equestria dimension? I think i'd shoot myself right then and there.

I can totally see that as an opening segment on cops.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I really wish OPL would believe in something practical like diet, exercise, or even deodorant.

I can totally see that as an opening segment on cops.

Chris is like Alex Jones, he only believes the impossible. The more impossible the more he believes, the more real the less he believes. Chris can't even believe he is a man.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Bestiality Saga, confirmed.

Do you think Chris will be the sire or the mare? Who are we kidding, Chris wants to be hooved.

 

[ON 190]

This really just adds another layer to the Chandler family picture. Like can you imagine being called in by the state of Virginia as a federal tard wrangler to investigate 14BC? You bust in the door and amongst the hoard of shit you find bug eyed barb yelling at the stove while chris sits in his setsi skirt and MLP shirt coloring while twirling his seaweed hair trying to drown out to binaural beats so he can transport himself to the equestria dimension? I think i'd shoot myself right then and there.

“I couldn’t drink enough to get the sight outta my head, doc. You can’t even understand...”

 

[Richard Kuo]

they need to do A Clockwork Orange remake where the droogs fly Chris on a bunch of rainbow balloons and they all get popped by a bunch of flying pigeons and he gets impaled on a massive spike new sky needle addition to Trump Tower.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I was going to link some of Taxman's greatest hits, but it seems like he's deleted everything from those dark and boozy days

 

[Ooomegah]

Chris should contact Jin15. I'm sure Jin would be thrilled to let Chris shake Twilight plush's hoof. She's totes the real Twilight!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

His next evolution is Taxman.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I'm not defending exceptional thinking, however there are working dimension theories where this sort of thing is plausible. This also means that somewhere there is a dimension where Chris is successful, however that's as plausible as Chris' theory that a cartoon horse can traverse through dimensional space time to greet him specifically.