Money Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness -

Fapcop

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No shit is to minor
Actually now that I think about it, I’d kinda like to see them just out of Christorian curiosity...

Sockness has been putting on this Chris-worshipping/wanking persona online and in most of their public interactions.

Would Chris understand it’s an act? Wouldn’t he be mighty confused about the sudden switch of personality?

Unless... God forbid, Sockness stays in that act in all of their business interactions.

In which case those messages are prob pretty troubling and absolutely haram!
 

Super Colon Blow

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How long until Chris goes to SF to visit Sockness for a lurve tryst. Maybe Sockers can take Chris in when Barb croaks and the bank take the house?

I'd suspect that Chris is about to be played like a puppet on a string (again), but Sockness is a legit exceptional individual so I don't know that he has the chops for forward planning of keeping a pet CWC. Time will tell.

This is why you don't help Chris. Give him an option that makes life easier, gives him cash and magics away those horrid responsibilities, and he's in the palm of your hand. It's actually frightening how vulnerable Chris is, not that his massive ego helps anyone to feel sorry for him.

Time to sit back an watch the new season of My Little (Autistic) Brony.
I think Sockness is going to get his ebay account taken down because Chris won't bother shipping him the stuff.
 

thismanlies

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This is against the law! Chris could be arrested for this. This is fraud. Ban evasion. And taking advantage of a naive guy who just wants to be in chris Chan’s good graces! Chris needs to be stopped.
Funny thing about Chris is that the universe tends to have a way of sorting shit out with him.
 

Fapcop

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Funny thing about Chris is that the universe tends to have a way of sorting shit out with him.

The universe constantly gives Chris freebies, shortcuts and leg ups like nobody else.

He effortlessly skates past situations where anyone else would get thoroughly fucked.

Then again, the universe really does owe him considering the first three decades of his life, so it seems to even out overall.

I guess that’s why I think it’s entertaining and not aggravating.
 
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Guardsman42

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I sadly have more faith in Sockness making ebay work then Chris-chan did.

Sockness seems to only intend to post items he has in stock. Also it seems there is non speds involved in his life. <Who might help him make sure things are shipped..or just stop this madness.>

I mean he can't fuck up more then Chris did by selling non existent merchandise.
 

idosometimes

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One retard could not run an eBay store on his own, so what is his solution? To send the items across the country for another retard to post, sell, ship, and then send the lion's share of the profits back to retard #1. Yeah, this will end well.

After this goes belly up, they will need to find a retard in the middle of the country to make an even more convoluted triangle of idiocy.
 
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The Crow

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So does Chris realize he’s going to spend money shipping literal trash across the country to the gay sped on the promise that he’s going to pay him a cut after the item is sold?
It’d be easier for Chris to open an account under Barb’s name and just ban evade.
Well either way, it looks like we're going to see Sockness's true intentions in due time.
 
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BOLDYSPICY!

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I think Sockness is going to get his ebay account taken down because Chris won't bother shipping him the stuff.
Okay, that was the main thing that has been bothering me about all this---Chris' eBay sales & Patreon tanked because he was too lazy to get off his fat ass & go to the post office to deliver any of the shit he promised to. How can he be trusted to get any of his garbage to Sockness in time?
 

RustyNail(her)

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Okay, that was the main thing that has been bothering me about all this---Chris' eBay sales & Patreon tanked because he was too lazy to get off his fat ass & go to the post office to deliver any of the shit he promised to. How can he be trusted to get any of his garbage to Sockness in time?
He's going to send Sockness a large quantity of autographed merch. Then it's up to Sockness to keep it, sell it, ship it. Sockness literally became a distributor for Sonicu Corp. Now whether or not Chris actually ships the bulk is to be questioned. Sockness hopefully has enough neurons firing to know to not sell until he has stock.

Well either way, it looks like we're going to see Sockness's true intentions in due time.
To get noticed by and be a friend to Chris. I highly doubt, since has a thread, he's a sly troll. He's just an autist that wants to be noticed by King Autist. He thinks if he does this they're basically entwined to each other. Where instead Chris will just text him once a month to ask where his money is.

In time I think Chris will get mad at Sockness for thinking he's stealing/keeping money or Sockness will get mad at Chris for not becoming his instant best friend and returning all of his textsm
 

Guardsman42

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There is an entire thread on the insanity that is sockness.

Which really proves Chris never learns, and apparently wants to end up potentionally raped and all by some one. Sockness is like the one Chris-Chan orbiter that might be dangerous to Chris. <Ever since Sockness showed up this was some thing I realized could be the case. Sockness is batshit insane and actually wants to hurt people. Chris-Chan is his waifu of his dreams but he also has alluded he'd kill Chris to make sure the Merge doesn't happen, or that it does. Depending on what ever insanity he's on about>
 

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I would honestly have a little more sympathy for Chris if he got off his fat ass enough to actually deliver the items he had sold. It's seriously not that difficult to list and sell items on eBay or some other similar site, but if you can't even be bothered to sell literal trash at $30 a piece or whatever (and God knows he's got a lot of it) and follow through on delivery, then perhaps you truly are beyond saving. I've sold items on websites and it's none too difficult, sometimes it takes a while though.

This guy's got an army of Aspergers ridden losers who are willing to throw their own tugboats at the alpha manchild for his dirty, semen-stained bullshit and still can't be bothered to get up long enough for a short round trip to the post office. It's not like begging is going to cover everything he needs/wants, or that he's going to...God forbid...

get a job.

There is an entire thread on the insanity that is sockness.

Which really proves Chris never learns, and apparently wants to end up potentionally raped and all by some one. Sockness is like the one Chris-Chan orbiter that might be dangerous to Chris. <Ever since Sockness showed up this was some thing I realized could be the case. Sockness is batshit insane and actually wants to hurt people. Chris-Chan is his waifu of his dreams but he also has alluded he'd kill Chris to make sure the Merge doesn't happen, or that it does. Depending on what ever insanity he's on about>
Now don't get me wrong, this Dimensional Merge shit is getting old, but really, it's not nearly as fucked as what Sockness might end up doing, Chris or no Chris. If he actually did end up seriously injuring or killing Chris, it would be a pretty anticlimactic ending. Of course, good luck convincing his haters that it's best just to let people like Chris fuck up on their own.
 
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Apteryx Owenii

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Yeah okay, that's. . .wow.

Holy shit. . .wow.

I get it now. Thank you very much.

. . .This isn't gonna go well.
It's easy to not know about sockness if you don't spend much time on the CWC boards (and that's the best idea) because he's so fucking autistic that we do our best to avoid mentioning him. He used come around and shit up every thread with his faggotry, too. I'd say it got old fast but it was never entertaining to begin with.

Much like Chris, if he didn't have an internet trail, one would have to believe he's some Andy Kaufman performer doing a long con.
 
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