He does have fans though. That fact is indisputable.Chris also claims the following:
- That he's a charming southern woman
- He's not fat
- He has fans
- He has psychic powers
- CPU shit is real
- The man in the pickle suit is real
- Haters are why he can't get a job
- That he's working on it
- etc. etc. etc...
And he is really is working on it. He has been churning out pages like crazy lately.