Twitter 8/1/19 - Hey, @BronyCon ! I am On My Way! -

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Apteryx Owenii

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It's hard to think of anything more autistic than wearing a pony horn\dildo on your forehead to a brony convention but wearing some sort of tiara made of wire based on your headcannon of a different animated series where you're a goddess, to bronycon, is indeed worse.

Come to think of it, Chris really hasn’t had a solid win since he was spermcell in Bob’s balls during the Korean War.
Hey now, he won a couple more times. I'll stick with the consolation prize of not being Chris, though.
 

Tikbalang

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Chris creating tiara out of wire means he could've use it in his sonichu/mlp artery.
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If Chris is sadistic, he could use that tiara as a torture device (because it can be both heat and electric conductor)
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina

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Realistically, we're not going to get any kind of embarrassing chimp-out on the first day, once he's got there. He'll probably just catch up with all his pony bum-chums, buy a load of plastic tat, and maybe catch a couple of Long Island iced teas. It'll be generally nice as pie for him. Chris meltdowns at cons only seem to happen once he's completely happy and relaxed. He then drops his guard and wham.

Odds are good that something worthwhile will happen, simply because Chris always refuses to learn. Remember how, after the TMG debacle, Null advised him that he really needed to cut out the touchy-feely stuff if he planned on attending any future cons, stressing the importance of that? Chris basically responded with an off-handed 'yeah, yeah' and went off at a rambling tangent about his bloody CPU goddesses.
 

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It's hard to think of anything more autistic than wearing a pony horn\dildo on your forehead to a brony convention but wearing some sort of tiara made of wire based on your headcannon of a different animated series where you're a goddess, to bronycon, is indeed worse.
And there is *still* a very good chance that Chris is not going to be the weirdest looking person in that convention center...
 

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Is Son Chu strong enough to make it to con? It’d be pretty sweet if we had a break down saga.
Early 2000s Chrysler minivans are a level below Ladas in terms or reliability, they’re not indestructible but with TLC they can last forever, though I doubt the van is getting regular check ups. I think it’s probable that Son-Chu makes it both ways but I doubt it lasts long after.
 
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Muscle Bra

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Is Son Chu strong enough to make it to con? It’d be pretty sweet if we had a break down saga.
Chris is going to make it to BronyCon if he has to push Son-Chu up hills so it can roll down to the next one. A long road trip is going to tax the ol’ war wagon pretty hard so I think there’s a good chance it’s not gonna make it back without a breakdown.
 
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