Twitter 8/1/19 - Hey, @BronyCon ! I am On My Way! -

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He'll probably assume wigs need no care due to being fake, and let it get to the rats nest that is his current hair.

Also I guarantee he'll use super cheap Halloween wigs, and think he looks like a model.
I don't even have any doubts that he'll go straight for the anime wig made for cosplayers (On a budget), maybe even one bought at an anime convention and then wear it every day.

Although this is a guy who doesn't think he's fat so he might just go for a feminine combover.
 

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Then again, we see Chris in severe debt yet still throwing around cash at plastic crap and vidya
Reminds me of The Simpsons where Homer always has a ridiculous amount of cash on hand whenever someone asks "can I have [$X]?"

Anyway this may be because because Chris doesn't pay bills, and the tugboat can't be torpedoed and sunk by debt collectors.
 
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I can just smell that room right now.
Rate me optimistic but this feels like the calm before the storm - just like in a horror movie, Chris is now setup and cozy, happy, not knowing that Jason is on the room next door sharpening his machete :lit:

Maybe Bronycon will turn out to be uneventful... but then Sockness is shaping up to be a potential villain for the next episode...
 

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Rate me optimistic but this feels like the calm before the storm - just like in a horror movie, Chris is now setup and cozy, happy, not knowing that Jason is on the room next door sharpening his machete :lit:

Maybe Bronycon will turn out to be uneventful... but then Sockness is shaping up to be a potential villain for the next episode...
Hey don't look at me I'm on a road trip and just happened to go thru Baltimore so I figured why not slip in do so field work journalism and slip away, no one none the wiser
 

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I like how, for Chris, getting "settled in" means making a huge mess.
Eh, I've seen worse. My workplace has had rooms that were absolutely annihilated after just one night stay, or have had to be put out of order for days on end. I'm sure it'll be worse by the end of the weekend, but that currently doesn't look any worse than some of the rooms my housekeepers have had to deal with this summer.
 
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