Twitter 8/20 - Letter for Cathy Weseluck -

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chis confirmed for wearing the BronyCon horn and ears in public.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Holy fuck please tell me this is real, it is golden.

 

[MrTroll]

That's a disgusting violation of Christine's civil rights as a human being and as a brony. I hope she sues.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know when you have a dream that makes perfect sense while you're asleep, but then you wake up and it's impossible to explain the logic of it? Chris got told off for looking like a Nazi jester at church because he was wearing a unicorn horn.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who treats Chris like a human deserves the inevitable results of being barraged with his mongoloid insanity.

 

[Slowinthemind]

You know when you have a dream that makes perfect sense while you're asleep, but then you wake up and it's impossible to explain the logic of it? Chris got told off for looking like a Nazi jester at church because he was wearing a unicorn horn.

The church has frowned upon men with horns for quite a while now.

 

[MrTroll]

You know when you have a dream that makes perfect sense while you're asleep, but then you wake up and it's impossible to explain the logic of it? Chris got told off for looking like a Nazi jester at church because he was wearing a unicorn horn.

That sounds less like a dream and more like a lost episode of Twin Peaks.

 

[AnOminous]

This is fake, right?

This can't possibly have actually happened. . .right?

 

[Tonberry]

Chris just ran away in tears in the middle of collection because they wouldn't let him wear his stupid brony horn at church. We were all wrong, he really has matured a lot since 2007.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is glorious That brony getup is even better at making people cry than his Donald Duck impression.

Does anyone have any idea what the "Anti-Nazi Jester" is? I'm drawing a blank.

EDIT: oh, and "sharing the joys" - remember what originally got Chris banned from church, the "Sharing Of Joys And Concerns" segment? I think this means he was publicly "sharing his joys" about Bronycon with the faithful

 

[Marvin]

Ahaha, this is hilarious! What's an anti-nazi jester?

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Chris still goes to church? I figured without Bob's strictness, the surviving Chandlers would just stop going all together. Regardless, this is hilarious.

And am I weird for finding humor that Chris, for being told to remove pony paraphernalia, is looking for ass pats and assurance from the voice actor of Spike the dragon?

 

[Positron]

Transcript:

Dear Cathy W., August 20,2017

I've had a day that started out happy and delightful. I felt like donning my pony ears and unicorn horn, and tail, to my church today. I've made a lot of people smile, and it was as normal as could be, with my sharing the joys from BronyCon 2017. Then later, during a bible verse reading, my church friend suddenly burst out in tears; I felt along with her (the hate bout in Charlottesville, VA last weekend). Then, my pastoral counsoler (who was part of the choir this week) hands me a note. "Please remove your headgear; it's reminding us of Nazis" (specifically, the NOT Nazi Jesters who mocked the haters). I felt utter shock; I removed my headgear, and I tensed up. Fanning myself with the program, as I was feeling hot; I ended up closing myself and breaking out in tears myself. Being forced to remove what made me and most other people smile, feeling like not being able to calm a post-bouted crowd, the empathy for my friend and not being able to make her smile...just about killed my mood. I sat there, fanning myself with my right, gripping the bench with my left, And paralyzed. I stayed a while longer. Then I left during the collection, with the plates. I took a rest and a valium after I got back home. I feel some recovered, but feel some mild headache now. Have y'all ever heard such a thing? Pony Ears and Unicorn Horn being reminiscent of an anti-Nazi Jester? I've Never. And I meant no harm. What are your thoughts, Cathy?

Thak You for listening.

Christine W. Chandler.

P.S. If there's another method to "Ask Cathy", please let me know.

"Have y'all ever heard such a thing?"
No. Here's why:
1. When has Chris decided to go back church?
2. I can't speak for all churches, but I doubt many would allow someone, an adult no less, to dress as a clown during service.
3. A church official would just straightly point out such attire is inappropriate, without mentioning Nazi bullshit. If the whole story isn't made up, this part surely is.

And here's our Chris: when people were reeling from the turmoil that hit Cville last week, he burst into tears because he had to remove his pony gear.

 

[introman]

Is dressing up like a pagan at a church in 2017, the new hotness? They probably thought he was a satanist or something.

EDIT: He's writing a letter to a MLP VA about his experience in church as a 35 year old man. I thought Cathy was just some broad at his church.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

$10 says the church just wanted him to remove that shitty cosplay horn and didn't have a better excuse than Nazis that wouldn't make him spaz out.

 

[Vorhtbame]

The "reminding us of Nazis" thing might be similar to when you tell a small child not to make that face or else it'll stick that way: untrue, but literally the only way you can get the kid to stop because that's all they understand.

ETA: @Subconcious Offense , you are a ninja.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Ahaha, this is hilarious! What's an anti-nazi jester?

Best I can figure out is:

Chris goes to some looney troon church, where members were at the "Nazi Protest", and there were "Acting Troupes" dressed up like he was, in some parody "art display" to mock the "C-ville Nazis", and one of the members was so overcome with PTSD from kicking Nazi ass, they were triggered.

OR

They know Chris is a manbaby and instead of saying "This is not appropriate for church", knowing that he'd chimp out and stammer out all kinds of excuses and complaints, decided to nip it in the bud and say "This reminds people of Nazis, and that's BAD. Okay Chris?"

Either way, Ben Franklin, in ears and a horn, sitting in church, thinking he's a Nazi jester and crying is amazing.

 

[Nigonidas]

Why do I get the feeling that he usually leaves right before collection

 

[Tonberry]

I love how he continues to obssess over the stupidest fucking details, though. He can barely explain why his gal-pal started crying during the bible reading, but he can go into lengthy detail about how he had to fan himself with that program.