Twitter 8/5 - Chris's stressful day (is blacklisted from Papa Johns; kicked a cop car after causing a fender-bender) -

[Neferpitou!]

 

[Sev07]

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Those of you who put your money on a post-con sperg out, please cash out your chips at the front desk.

 

[Rupin]

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Good things come to those who wait. Long live the Kiwis!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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And after the height of Tinyhorse Con, here comes the fall.

ETA:

What the Albermarle Police had to deal with.

 

[SpineySonichu]

So, he kicked a police car and the police didn't arrest him?

 

[Rupin]

So, he kicked a police car after the police supposedly left?

Probably while the cop was dealing with the other driver.

 

[Skips]

That's just reality knocking Chris out of his happy pony land

 

[Time of Space]

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Sure Chris, the AC produced that smell. Because nothing else in that car is reportedly capable of producing noxious odours.

Even with everything going on, the one thing that really pushed him over the edge for the first time in a while is the fact that he can't have pizza delivered anymore.
Because we can't have a goddess leave his house to shove fatty food down his throat.

 

[Rupin]

I just know he had to have gotten a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

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Mutha-fucken WOOOOOOOOOSH

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Oh, I'm so happy! A classic ego-fueled classic-style tard rage!

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Okay. Chris: committed a hit and run, is revealed to be a public enemy, probably will get fined soon, is claiming other people saw the Sonichus, is threatening to kill trolls with lightning, and his last car is out of action. I think this can be its own thread.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've been having a rough time. This made me smile. I don't think Chris will ever realize his true value.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

And thus does reality hit him like a sledgehammer to the jaw, even as he frantically attempts to stave it off by retreating into delusion and claiming more people have seen his imaginary friends

Also, gotta love the fact that he kicked a cop car a few times and thinks that's sufficient payback for all the times the jerkops pwned him. You really showed 'em, Chris. I'm sure they'll regret crossing the "kind and understanding" CPU goddess now.

 

[troon patrol]

Gotta teach them dirty jerkops for making his life a living hell and making him hit that truck and not getting his pizza.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I couldn't follow what it was Chris kicked but if he admitted to kicking a police car and he actually did it, and there's a dent in it? He's about to be in trouble because the trolls are definitely going to report it.

 

[Deadpool]

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Ahhh there's the sweet stuff.

 

[asperhes]

I can't believe Chris is just finding out now that he's been "food blacklisted." I assumed he came to this realization around 2010.

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

Chris had a bad day, and we've succeeded in having his house blacklisted from pizza delivery!

 

[Shabobus]

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It's kind of fitting that not getting junk food on demand is what finally lit his fuse. He's way more upset about that than the hit and run.

 

[Gooby]

Honestly hitting someone's car, kicking a cop car 5 times, and finally realizing he's blacklisted from pizza delivery and having the pizza guys literally show him pages upon pages of false calls are all pretty good content, it seems Bronycon was not a bust for content after all.

Well, there goes the bulk of the bronycon high, at least. I wonder how many weens it takes to get the police to give a shit about Chris admitting to intentionally damaging a police vehicle?