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PartyCheeseSalad

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They might actually get a loan from a dealership of some sort. Ever see those commercials that advertise that they don't care about your credit, they'll put you in a car? Often they'll find ways to do it. They don't mention that they'll charge you interest of 15%-22% and repo the car at the drop of a hat leaving you with nothing but pockets empty of tardbux.

It would also invariably be shitty used car that starts to break down almost right away.
That would be their only hope then. Other wise Chris and Barb will be walking 10 miles along the freeway to food lion and back with a shopping cart.
 
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They might actually get a loan from a dealership of some sort. Ever see those commercials that advertise that they don't care about your credit, they'll put you in a car? Often they'll find ways to do it. They don't mention that they'll charge you interest of 15%-22% and repo the car at the drop of a hat leaving you with nothing but pockets empty of tardbux.

It would also invariably be shitty used car that starts to break down almost right away.

Those shit credit dealerships only work because yes, you're absolutely right they repo the car 24 hours after a missed payment; and they take a very large cash down payment.

Those dealers love basketball americans, they take a 2006 Porsche cayenne, get a 2K downpayment from a nigger who wants to be a baller, nigger misses payment first month cause they spent the money on rims, dealer has a second key they keep at the lot and a GPS installed in the car with a remote killswitch. Next morning car wont start, dealership employee finds it on GPS and re-enables the starter drives it back to the dealership. Nigger realizes he rented a 10 year old porsche for a month for $2k. Sounds like chris thing, IF chris had $2,000
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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in april 2012 the chandlers had korean food delivered, barb got sick from it and Chris claimed the delivery guy was a troll who poisoned it. also, barb got sick another time from a chinese resturant. That's when trolls made a website called barbarachandlerhasaids.com. it pissed chris off.
I've heard of the Chinese one.
 

PartyCheeseSalad

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Those shit credit dealerships only work because yes, you're absolutely right they repo the car 24 hours after a missed payment; and they take a very large cash down payment.

Those dealers love basketball americans, they take a 2006 Porsche cayenne, get a 2K downpayment from a nigger who wants to be a baller, nigger misses payment first month cause they spent the money on rims, dealer has a second key they keep at the lot and a GPS installed in the car with a remote killswitch. Next morning car wont start, dealership employee finds it on GPS and re-enables the starter drives it back to the dealership. Nigger realizes he rented a 10 year old porsche for a month for $2k. Sounds like chris thing, IF chris had $2,000
They wouldn't be able to afford the downpayment. When that car dies they will have to take uber. Or they could let Jacob Sockness drive them around. He was planning a "several month visit" anyways.
 
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