Twitter - [8/9/17] The trolls have scared "Emily" off, NightStar is still totally not Chris -

[Postal Dude]

Chris describes an instance of a girl running to him (or away from him? I can't tell with his abominable syntax).
Anyone have any data on who this "Emily" is?

EDIT:

Emily is Nightstar. Miss E.S. - Emily S.

 

[Nigonidas]

This is a rare case of art imitating life. In reality, women run from Chris. Now in his fantasy world his imaginary friends run from him too.

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

Anyone have any data on who this "Emily" is?

She's a figment of Chris's imagination.

 

[Positron]

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Chris describes an instance of a girl running to him (or away from him? I can't tell with his abominable syntax).
Anyone have any data on who this "Emily" is?

The initials "Night Star" gave Marvin is "Miss E.S.".

And no Chris: "Night Star" was supposed to be at work. She couldn't "come a-runnin'" without at least explaining herself to her superiors.

 

[Postal Dude]

The initials "Night Star" gives us starts with an E.

Oh dear. I'm afraid not caught up on the Doopie Saga at all.
I'd momentarily forgotten the number of girls who would ever associate themselves with Chris is exactly 0.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

This is almost as convincing as when Chris told Casey that he was working out.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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Chris describes an instance of a girl running to him (or away from him? I can't tell with his abominable syntax).
Anyone have any data on who this "Emily" is?

They should use Chris to help women lose weight.

They tell him that she wants to have sex with him if he can catch them.
So he'll come towards them and they would zap to the extreme the fuck away from him.

 

[CatParty]

chris lies

 

[Positron]

"Not in it initially for sex."
But sex must happen within 3 dates right?

 

[Ruin]

I like how he's so white trash that even in his fantasies he can't conceive of a location other than McDonalds.

 

[Trash Eater]

Can't believe Chris would dox Night Star like that. She must feel so betrayed. Now we know her name and workplace.

 

[SP 199]

Does his imagination running away from him represent the last dregs of his sanity leaving him? #deepthoughts

 

[Gunslinger]

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Chris describes an instance of a girl running to him (or away from him? I can't tell with his abominable syntax).
Anyone have any data on who this "Emily" is?

Well if "Emily" did go a'runnin (seriously outside of a country song I don't think I've heard anyone use this phrase) it would be the first time a girl ran towards Chris and not away from him.

 

[Rich Lee Konsumov]

This is a rare case of art imitating life. In reality, women run from Chris. Now in his fantasy world his imaginary friends run from him too.

Chris wrote that she "came a-runnin'", I took that to mean she dashed over to tell him all about Chris's, I mean her abuse at the hands of the trolls.

 

[Datiko]

He eats at mcdonalds, dates at mcdonalds, and now his fantasy characters all work and meet at mcdonalds. The clown smiles.

 

[Ruin]

UNCOUTH TWATS! UNCOUTH TWATS! UNCOUTH TWATS!

 

[Rokko]

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Chris describes an instance of a girl running to him (or away from him? I can't tell with his abominable syntax).
Anyone have any data on who this "Emily" is?

Emily is Nightstar. Miss E.S. - Emily S.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris wrote that she "came a-runnin'", I took that to mean she dashed over to tell him all about Chris's, I mean her abuse at the hands of the trolls.

It's not like she couldn't have "a' told" him about it over Twitter's DM feature.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm not advocating this by ANY means, but it seems like it would be trivial to check the McDonald's locations near Chris and see if there's an "Emily" working there. Note that actually doing this would be pointless, because we all understand the relationship between Chris, Emily, and reality.

 

[Slowinthemind]

So Chris is doxing nightstar, bravo! We just need to find out what the S stands for and she can get her own thread.