Twitter 8/9/2020 - Chris Talks about wellness, mentions Barb. - We personally think he only mentioned barb because he doesn't want everyone to know that she's dead.

[FixinShibe]

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

... am I high right now, or is his English somehow getting even worse?

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

I haven’t been following Chris these past few months. Has he been social distancing? Like I think a lot of corona measures are draconian and ineffective, but if anyone should be following them, it should be the person with an 80 year old, frail mother that they live with full time. The virus has just started to explode in cases in rural Virginia, and while I’m sure Chris will survive it if he catches it, I don’t think the same about Barb. Doesn’t Chris live relatively near UVA? Once students come back from across all parts of America there’s definitely going to be a sharp uptick in cases.

20 bucks Barb doesn’t see the end of 2020

 

[Rabbits]

yeah i just saw this too - what even is the "certain new rumor" ? i haven't followed for a while because his cpu nonsense isn't funny to me.

i'll go on believing she's immortal.

 

[The Last Stand]

There's nothing "safe, well, or okay" about the relationship and situation Barb and Chris are in. Typical Chris delusion.

 

[Fapcop]

I haven’t been following Chris these past few months. Has he been social distancing? Like I think a lot of corona measures are draconian and ineffective, but if anyone should be following them, it should be the person with an 80 year old, frail mother that they live with full time.

Chris has been extremely diligent in practicing social distancing. So much so in fact, that he has chosen to teleport his ass all the way to another dimension.

In typical asshole Chris fashion, he has chosen to let his son: Sonichu take the risk for him by occupying his body.

TLDR: Where most parents would gladly die for their children, Chris has no compunction against using his as a virus-shield.

 

[timewave0]

I haven’t been following Chris these past few months. Has he been social distancing? Like I think a lot of corona measures are draconian and ineffective, but if anyone should be following them, it should be the person with an 80 year old, frail mother that they live with full time. The virus has just started to explode in cases in rural Virginia, and while I’m sure Chris will survive it if he catches it, I don’t think the same about Barb. Doesn’t Chris live relatively near UVA? Once students come back from across all parts of America there’s definitely going to be a sharp uptick in cases.

20 bucks Barb doesn’t see the end of 2020

Well, I would assume social distancing was pretty much baked into his daily routine already no? I don’t think you can contract the kung flu via MLP toys or plastic police-themed sex dolla. Though he does live in such abject filth and take such poor care of himself in general that he could probably get the virus pretty easily if he did go out at all. If Barb does get it somehow though it will 100% be lights out for her.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

... am I high right now, or is his English somehow getting even worse?

It reminds me of English machine translated into Mandarin and then back to English.

(like in Backstroke of the West)

 

[Aldora]

All Chris wants is for someone to take Barb off of his hands, so he can play all day with his equally brain dead friends.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

"In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline."

Chris connects words together with the same care and wit he uses to build teetering, keleidoscopic Lego totems to the sky.

 

[Blue_Snow]

with barb's history of being a fat pig, I'll give her a few more years. there's no way a women almost in her 80s can survive being that fat for decades

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Have you seen her recently? Her Snorlax days are long behind her. Now she looks like a barely-animate skeleton clothed in wrinkly skin. Still looks as though she's not much longer for this world, mind.

 

[Fapcop]

Have you seen her recently? Her Snorlax days are long behind her. Now she looks like a barely-animate skeleton clothed in wrinkly skin. Still looks as though she's not much longer for this world, mind.

She’ll always be Snorlax to me!

 

[Army Burger]

Have you seen her recently? Her Snorlax days are long behind her. Now she looks like a barely-animate skeleton clothed in wrinkly skin. Still looks as though she's not much longer for this world, mind.

So you're saying she's devolved into Munchlax?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

And the bath salts have finally made Chris even worse.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

... am I high right now, or is his English somehow getting even worse?

You just don't understand his Goddess speech. Either that or in trying to pretend to be Sonichu or MewTwo he's forgotten how to write as himself.

 

[naught]

Yup that's good ol Chris Tran.
She was funny hollering while Chris was making the reaction video. Glad they're alright.. relatively speaking....

 

[TurdFondler]

He's spiraling not unlike Terry Davis

 

[stets]

Has he been social distancing?

No one in their right mind would want to get within six feet of Chris, even without coronavirus.

 

[An Ghost]

Its been reported hes had an obsessive hand sanitizer habit in the past. In a sick twist of survival of the fittest, Chris and Barb will outlive us all.