Twitter 9/10 - Chris misses the Teen Troon Squad, hopes to get together with them again -

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Chris is probably cooped up in his house so much with so little human interaction that he misses just about anything where he got out of the house.
I thought of something. So Blorb's van is fucked up. If even one of those troons has a ride, Chris may be looking to use them as transportation (as well as a free weed source.) I don't think they want anything more to do with him however.
 
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Mariposa Electrique

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He misses them because they supported his merge bullshit. If it wasn't for getting scammed by the idea guys he'd miss them too. Hell it wouldn't surprise me if he tries to reconnect with them at some point.
I agree, as I stated before, he enjoys the abuse. It reminds him of Borb and the people at Manchester, who threw pennies and we're paid to be galpals.
 

Jasonfan89

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I agree, as I stated before, he enjoys the abuse. It reminds him of Borb and the people at Manchester, who threw pennies and we're paid to be galpals.
He can cover it up with the talk of the merge all he wants but he's only dening the truth....


Chris would give anything to be an autistic teenager surrounded by those cute "gal pals" who babied him like he was some lost little puppy even if someone was paying for them too, cause it's not like he knew that then.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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He can cover it up with the talk of the merge all he wants but he's only dening the truth....


Chris would give anything to be an autistic teenager surrounded by those cute "gal pals" who babied him like he was some lost little puppy even if someone was paying for them too, cause it's not like he knew that then.
When you don't understand the visceral meaning of shame, then you're no good to society except for a laugh or two.
 

Pickle Inspector

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He can cover it up with the talk of the merge all he wants but he's only dening the truth....


Chris would give anything to be an autistic teenager surrounded by those cute "gal pals" who babied him like he was some lost little puppy even if someone was paying for them too, cause it's not like he knew that then.
True, but he wasn't interested in sex or love back then so he went from harmless sperg to autistic troon weirdo who's a bit too touchy-feely.
 

Jasonfan89

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True, but he wasn't interested in sex or love back then so he went from harmless sperg to autistic troon weirdo who's a bit too touchy-feely.
Only cause he was biding his time, I bet in his head he had to only wait till after graduation or sometime that he'd have his pick of them to be his sweethearts/China. But as is the story of his life reality came around and they cut all ties with him once Bob stopped paying. Anyway let's let it at that Getting off topic....mhh the same can be said about the teen troons he misses them because reality exposed them for what they are and Chris doesn't care because he's desperate for validation on his idiotic ideas.
 

Picklechu

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I guess roleplaying with Sockness just isn't enough anymore. He wants in-person interaction, but only if they'll play make-believe with him. Can't have any doubters around, because his cartoon pals are coming to save him soon.
 
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