Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops -

[The American Hedgehog]

Well, this was inevitable... Chris made custom Funko Pops in his image. Another to add to the list. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_his_Ego#Fixation_on_self-image

 

[Bassomatic]

Well aren't those the stuff of nightmares?

 

[Porker LeVance]

Past CWC is even scarier than the Sonic Totem.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He should added a triple chin and blubber if he was worried about accuracy. And don’t even get me started on current Chris’s hairline.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Looking at the shirts... Chris seems like he cannot paint a single straight line, but they're like super wobbly meaning that his hands must have been very shaky. It's possible he holds a paintbrush like he holds his pens.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

why does he wear a sailor moon tiara

 

[Dattechpriest]

I’m reminded of tabletop models fielded by people unaware of the ‘thin your paints’ rule.

 

[Nekromantik]

The eyes are creepier with color, like looking in to the eyes of a drug addict.

 

[Done]

why does he wear a sailor moon tiara

Because he is autistic and needs to cover his baldspot lol

 

[Some JERK]

That Sonichu medallion looks like it's been through about 7 world-wars.

 

[fenny]

Does Chris actually know his hair isn't blue/teal/rotten seaweed colored anymore? I know he said he had to memorize his appearance in the mirror as a kid.

 

[Quijibo69]

Funko Pops in 2018.... really?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Forget the medallion, what is that purple choker? My estimate is that she went liberal with the acrylics.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[Poliwrath]

hahahahahaha

 

[asperhes]

When you change gender your feet shrink by five sizes, apparently. Chris isn't bothered by this but the NOSE MUST BE SMALL.

 

[ATaxingWoman]

Not only did Chris manage to make past Chris-chan's nose look much bigger than the other figure's nose, the bulging circle makes it look like a flesh-eating African worm has decided to inhabit the funko pop's face

 

[zap2theextreme]

It kinda looks like that SCP doll thingy

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Why not just get a figure with a smaller nose? You can't get away from those damn things. They aren't exactly hard to find.

 

[White bubblegum]

Why not just get a figure with a smaller nose? You can't get away from those damn things. They aren't exactly hard to find.

:autism:
I'm more surprised he wasn't able to smoothly fill in the gaping hole he made when he cut the nose off. Seriously, he excavated that poor thing's face.