Twitter 9/18 - Advice on coping with anxiety -

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris replies to someone asking for tips on coping with anxiety.

Best quotes:

"I am also self-aware"

"I, too, find to be putting others over myself a lot, even Magi-Chan Sonichu, here, has to remind me to take a moment to take care of myself at times."

He mentioned in another tweet that one of his happy places is the CWCville Mall.

 

[White bubblegum]

Wait, is Chris actually giving advice to someone while only talking about himself half the time?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I know Chris "getting over" mental hang-ups is a thing he claims, but this is going into self-help territory here.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

This is what boring Chris is like with no events to attend etc. This is just insight into his day to day thought process and he will forget he did this .

 

[The Last Stand]

Since he's "self-aware", does that mean he knows he's out of reality? I could barely understand what he's trying to say.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Since he's "self-aware", does that mean he knows he's out of reality? I could barely understand what he's trying to say.

If that's the case, that's some Evangelion LCL reality shit.

 

[Nuttelex]

I'm curious as to what his hand gestures look like when he sends himself to his happy place.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Amazing. Every single sentence sounds re-tarded.

 

[Hmmpf!]

I mean he's been coping like, since childhood.

And has no way to get out from it.

 

[James Howlett]

I wish I could astrally project my anxiety to toon town. Autism is bliss.

 

[Chester Rigby]

Dedicated to Christian's autism. Can't live with nor without it.

 

[Rokko]

Here I was, thought the title would be "advice needed", because I only read a part of it. I was disappointed. But Chris never needs advice, in his mind.

 

[johnny5150]

What Chris is really say is: to get over anxiety get married to two made up things and go to a different dimension.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I perform the hand geature for myself, and I am instantly astral projected to the happy place.

I wonder if Chris has been watching Doctor Strange/Marvel movies?

 

[Porker LeVance]

Sitting on the floor in a crowded public space is Chris' happy place

 

[IV 445]

Sitting on the floor in a crowded public space is Chris' happy place

 

[Optimus Prime]

So, Chris solves anxiety by more or less trying to project himself into a completely different reality where nothing bad ever happens as defined by what he considers bad (which apparently does not include concentration camps if suggested to him in a certain way).

Just more proof that Chris hates being uncomfortable enough that he always goes for escapism over knuckling down and doing it if that is at all a possibility.

Here I was, thought the title would be "advice needed", because I only read a part of it. I was disappointed. But Chris never needs advice, in his mind.

Until he of course does and at which point will take literally any advice anybody online offers because then Chris doesn't actually have to employ critical thinking skills. Such as when his car broke down on the way back from Bronycon.

 

[Slowinthemind]

This is like the time he was giving love and sex advice while he himself was still a virgin, the great sage equal of heaven thinks he is the font of all knowledge but in reality he is a fucking idiot that gets his ideas from cartoons, comics and porn.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Taking advice on anxiety from the 36 year old man who has never held a job and is afraid of getting a job

 

[ATaxingWoman]

Who is WubcakeVA and how exactly is she supposed to feel cheered up by her non-existent friends in Chris-chan's imaginary alternative dimension when she doesn't even seem to know him?