Twitter 9/21 - How to grow larger breasts -

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ICametoLurk]

That's French Fries, not Prunes.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Getting advice from Chris?

 

[Cowpies]

His boobs are growing because he's eating tons of soy sauce and the sodium is making him retain massive mounts of water. The fact that it's reduced sodium sauce doesn't matter when he's putting it on EVERYTHING.

And prunes? Why the hell would the think that would help him grow boobs? As if he needs to shit himself more.

 

[Florence]

And I thought we were salty...

 

[Terror Rism]

does... chris put soy sauce on primarily sweet things? is he putting soy sauce on his ice cream? so many questions

 

[ToroidalBoat]

eww

 

[Space.Muffin]

I don't know if I would use the word "natural" for any of what Chris wrote in that tweet.
Just like his foolproof plan to not lose any unborn child there's a tiny problem with this life hack ... It doesn't work.

 

[Caz]

That's not how you grow boobs. But it's a good way to get turbo sharting.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

We need to convince him to do soy sauce enemas.

That's not how you grow boobs. But it's a good way to get turbo shart.

If he's getting liquid retained AND eating a natural laxative, he might be getting explosive diarrea.

 

[oasys]

This is a great trick that also makes you shit pure gasoline, saves lots of $$$

 

[cans.wav]

We did not need to know this

 

[RG 448]

He should just stuff his shirt like the rest of us.

 

[Hiragana]

I wonder how Chris isolated those two as responsible for his breasts' growth.

Even if it works, one of the negative side effects is that everything else grows larger as well and that's simply too high a price to ask.

 

[Jaiman]

Good idea, Chris!

 

[Marvin]

I said this in the other thread, but soy is known among trannies as a poor man's estrogen booster.

Chris is getting some tranny tips from someone.

 

[ForgedBlades]

He's fat.

 

[8waifoofever8]

Where the hell did Chris got this crazy-ass idea?

 

[Tookie]

Salt-induced hypertension incoming.

 

[m0rnutz]

Okay, I'll be the one to say it.

What toys do they have this time?