Twitter 9/21 - How to grow larger breasts

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Jetstream Sam

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God damn Chris, that just sounds like it tastes awful. His health does not need anymore holistic transition bullshit. If he really felt like a female soul or whatever, it'd be better to do the full transition instead of the "tumblr discount TRANSition" that does not work for shit. I think he might have enough resources to accomplish that, but it's Chris. Is he still buttering himself up with that estrogen gel stuff?
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Anal bleeding probably - he'll confuse it with his 'time of the month' and then wonder if he's woman-ed to hard when it keeps going every day.
Can you imagine, Chris being chased out of McDonald's after he sneaks into the women's restroom and rifles through a woman's purse searching for tampons while singing the MLP theme song and adjusting his meaty tuck.
 

ZehnBoat

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Anal bleeding probably - he'll confuse it with his 'time of the month' and then wonder if he's woman-ed to hard when it keeps going every day.
nah, diabetic shock or something, he'll just say it's his lesbian soul being formed or some shit.
and when he loses a foot, he'll just say he was footless in a previous life.
all i can get from this is chris has convinced himself that he MUST absolutely eat soy sauce when he can.
oh boy
 

KickyerArsene

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Hear that, girls? Chris has just saved you a fortune by skipping that pesky breast augmentation surgery!

Pop those prunes! (Get fat!)


Is this him finally admitting through action that those self-hypnosis videos he praised are BS? I'm sure they had one on increasing busts too, but now soy sauce is the miracle cure!
Yeah, I read your true thoughts through actions, Chris.
 
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violetluma

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I mean. Sure, Chris. Of course your man boobs are gonna get bigger from eating stuff like that. Also if he's actually eating 12 prunes a day rip his britches.
 

KickyerArsene

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Chris comforts Jessica:
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Cuntster

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We need to convince him to do soy sauce enemas.

If he's getting liquid retained AND eating a natural laxative, he might be getting explosive diarrea.
Better yet convince him to “douche” his septic taint wound with soy sauce. Just let it marinade for about 3 hours for maximum breast enhancement.
 

Queen of the hoard

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Mcdonalds hates him I know Mcdonalds hates all the people ordering no salt fries they have to make a new batch and its a kick in the nuts seeing him slather it in soy sauce one of the saltiest sauces I know of even with the low sodium.
Also I don't eat prunes why are my boobs so annoyingly big? What happens if I eat one?

Chris really is delusional I mean I guess soy foods raise estrogen why can't he eat tofu and edamame? He might lose weight if he didn't use salt liquid on his fat sticks. Just get implants man don't try to justify whatever goop you shovel in your second asshole.
 

Sushinope

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Chris really is delusional I mean I guess soy foods raise estrogen why can't he eat tofu and edamame? He might lose weight if he didn't use salt liquid on his fat sticks. Just get implants man don't try to justify whatever goop you shovel in your second asshole.
If its healthy he'll never eat it, with soy sauce he can just pour it down his throat or dump it all over his food thinking he's watching his figure or the soy makes it instantly healthy so he can eat anything he wants.
 
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