Twitter 9/24 - Chris fantasizes about raping Koopa Troopas, Bowsette being a slut -

[The American Hedgehog]

After Chris posted to Twitter about how his headcanon is that Bowsette was born from Bowser raping Peach, he then posted this:

http://archive.md/Szuv8

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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“Daddy issues”
Isn’t that the edgiest thing.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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That's it. Fuck this. I'm calling it. Tard Guard = infiltrated.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

someone please translate this

 

[MMX]

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Chris understands the women
Such empathy

Also Chris / koopa troopa hybrid rape spawn confirmed for brawl

 

[felicity]

I can usually unscramble the word salad pretty well but this is something else... so the 2000s Chris running around in the sister dimension has been fucking Koopas now?

Also "badly Bowsered" gave me a chuckle

 

[MMX]

someone please translate this

Peach got raped by bowser and had a daughter
Rape spawn has issues
The daughter is a baby making machine for a koopa army
Praise cpu shit
Something something great mushroom war 2009
Chris raped a koopa trooper and raised its son

Something something shyguy drybones

 

[Porker LeVance]

Chris is fantasizing about the sex lives of cartoon video game characters and also whether or not he would personally fuck them. This is CRAZY SHIT

 

[Kosher Dill]

That's it. Fuck this. I'm calling it. Tard Guard = infiltrated.

Agreed. Chris is gross, but I don't think "rape factory" is a place his mind naturally goes.

 

[Gunslinger]

Internet see this and wonders how it happened:

Chris: Hold my beer...

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Agreed. Chris is gross, but I don't think "rape factory" is a place his mind naturally goes.

And kill me now for giving this any more thought, but also slut-shaming the rape baby for her father forcing her into being a broodmare for his military?

Yep, nope. No one answer this, please.

 

[MMX]

News at 11

Shy guy chain chomps koopa troopa

 

[Pvt. Real G]

That's it. Fuck this. I'm calling it. Tard Guard = infiltrated.

Real talk fam, kinda got a feeling that the great kiwi wall was infiltrated for a while now. Wassup with that Discord group that Chris joined recently?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, at least it's a bit lighthearted compared to Chris soliciting BJs to save CWCVille.

 

[The Shadow]

A day may come when Chris loses the ability to make us laugh at his exceptionalism. But it is not this day.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Real talk fam, kinda got a feeling that the great kiwi wall was infiltrated for a while now. Wassup with that Discord group that Chris joined recently?

I've had this feeling that null is no longer screening for Chris. I'm guessing that Chris burned bridges with null a while ago (probably got mad at him for not believing in cwcville or something) and null has just been mum about the whole thing since.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've had this feeling that null is no longer screening for Chris. I'm guessing that Chris burned bridges with null a while ago (probably got mad at him for not believing in cwcville or something) and null has just been mum about the whole thing since.

@Null @Marvin Can you confirm or deny?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I've had this feeling that null is no longer screening for Chris.

Eh, it wouldn't surprise me if Null's still screening the email inbox to flush out all the obvious spam, scammers and impersonators. But if Chris goes out on his own to make "friends" no one's going to stop him.

 

[lil bitch]

once again i have no idea what the fuck chris is going on about

 

[Vendetta]

Borrasca but for Koopas.