Twitter 9/26 - Chris sees red flags about Sockness, cancels his visit -

[duff101]

Ladies and gentlemen, crisis averted.

Kool & the Gang - Celebration

Funk

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[ScrappyLobsterchu]

im not sure if im happy Chris will live another day or sad we won't get to hear about their sexy time together.........

 

[Dimetrodon]

Imagine how many people are disappointed to hear that Chris will retain his anal virginity.

 

[Kacho]

Chris saw that train ticket and suddenly started taking shit real serious I see. Now the question is how hard does Sockness double down on his plans for Chris?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Congratulations Sockness. You're the first person to get dumped by Chris Chan.

Nothing left to accomplish now. Maybe you can still put that train to good use.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

"simply Too Soon" = "If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it"

 

[Glassshardballpit]

I can tell you what happened in one w-

MOAHHHHHMEEEYYY!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

They're both re-tards, and I hope they both die for not giving me anything interesting.

 

[AnOminous]

Is Sockness going to take that shit sitting down or is he going to stand up for himself as a man and pillage that bootyhole?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This was the autistic equivalent of the cuban missile crisis.

Kudos to Chris for still having enough sanity left to put a sock in Sockness’s scheme.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Well Chris you had it in you after all. You want to pony trot, not full on speed demon.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Is Sockness going to take that shit sitting down or is he going to stand up for himself as a man and pillage that bootyhole?

From what we can gather, he’s playing it off as though he made the whole thing up by forging an AMTRAK ticket as a way to troll everyone.

 

[Kacho]

Sockness may be performing a valuable service here by showing Chris how Megan and his other victims felt being sexually harassed and obsessed over by a creepy autist. Chances are Chris won't pick up on that subtext though.

 

[Mage]

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Ladies and gentlemen, crisis averted.

Kool & the Gang - Celebration

Funk

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I hope so. Chris doesn't deserve to be raped.

 

[duff101]

I hope so. Chris doesn't deserve to be raped.

I really hope that this shows that there's still a light in the attic, no matter how dim. It was clear that there was no way that Chris and Jacob could realistically manage this.

 

[AnOminous]

I really hope that this shows that there's still a light in the attic, no matter how dim. It was clear that there was no way that Chris and Jacob could realistically manage this.

So the turbocuck white knights can shut the fuck up with their sperging.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Sockness may be performing a valuable service here by showing Chris how Megan and his other victims felt being sexually harassed and obsessed over by a creepy autist. Chances are Chris won't pick up on that subtext though.

I'm pretty sure even attempting that kind of self-reflection would make his head explode--it requires him to understand he was in the wrong about something.

 

[Truthboi]

LMAO to get cucked by Chris Chan of all people is so pathetic.

 

[Glassshardballpit]

Long story short:
Jake's got a little weiner.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I bet Barb found out about Jacobs trip and forced Chris to record that statement and that's why its short and lacking a lot of the autistic dribble we've come to expect from him.