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Money Twitter 9/28/20 - Chris wants to open more online shops -
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He probably wants someone else to do the work and give him the monies.
Is Chris still active on his account here? I imagine 90% of CPU Paul Blart's day cooped up in his dimensional merge bunker involves buying toys off eBay and hanging around all the places that hold free real estate in his mind 24/7 like here and twitter.
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My favorite thing about Chris is he's incapable of processing long-term rewards, putting in a small sacrifice to gain something more than the sacrifice cost. If he just decided to spend just a tiny bit less on legos that month to keep his shop open, and actually stocked the shop, he could probably have gotten even more legos. I hope it never changes. Also legitimately curious if he's really going to put in the effort to open another shop, he seems so willfully divorced from reality now that he'd probably consider it a waste of time.
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Why would anyone trust Chris with their dox info? He's proven many times that he will release that information.
I guess anyone willing to spend $500 on tranny secret ship fic faggot cards with Chris's signature and juices on them probably deserves to get doxed for being a complete retard.
I guess anyone willing to spend $500 on tranny secret ship fic faggot cards with Chris's signature and juices on them probably deserves to get doxed for being a complete retard.
Chris's "business model" was to buy a bunch of clay or plastic toys, put them together so sloppily that they often broke in transit, charge a frankly hilarious amount of money for these hack-jobs, and then spend that money on himself instead of shipping. Then he shat himself and did nothing for a month or two until the person got fed up with waiting and started yelling at him, at which point he either doxed them in a fit of tard rage or had to beg for money to ship these people the things they'd already paid for. That is the worst business model since multi-level marketing was invented.
That's what Sonichu Entertainment of America was supposed to be; the troll who fed him that script basically wrote it so that he would have workers to do all the actual labor for him while he shit himself and did nothing. Chris probably thought that was a fantastic idea.
That's what Sonichu Entertainment of America was supposed to be; the troll who fed him that script basically wrote it so that he would have workers to do all the actual labor for him while he shit himself and did nothing. Chris probably thought that was a fantastic idea.
Makes me wonder if he browses KF in depth.
I think occasionally he wants an ego boost so he browses the cwcki and farms, and maybe watches some youtube documentaries on him.
You can tell when he does this because he'll arbitrarily mention something from his past that he totally forgot about.
In cooperation and works with allies...
Sounds like Chris got some of those Discord tards to agree to put in most, if not all, of the leg work to get some online revenue going.
Sounds like Chris got some of those Discord tards to agree to put in most, if not all, of the leg work to get some online revenue going.
"I am a goddess and will resume selling important powerful relics"
"sorry, no shrinky dinks included"
MEDALLION GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRR
"sorry, no shrinky dinks included"
MEDALLION GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRR
Can't wait, you go girl!!
Drive yourself even deeper into a damn hole. YAASSS, QUEEN!
That medallion looks filthy. It looks like it's covered in seminal fluid and diarrhea.
Why is it so shiny
How would Chris cope had he never saw that Roger Rabbit movie, nor heard of the the multiverse theory (through Family Guy)?
(Idea Guys wouldn't be able to mess with Chris like they did)
He hasn't logged on since the 22nd of August.
With the advent of this tsunami of isekai manga/anime, I don't doubt Chris would still be attracted to the delusions of another, better life awaiting him in another world, considering how many other losers are currently using that fantasy to cope with being losers.
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The medallion that went up Chris’s poop chute was the lucky one, it seems.
I’ll bet you that even after being up there, it looked cleaner, nicer and better than what he got dangling around his neck rn.
Why TF did he even post a pic of it?!? Does Chris really think a rancid medallion that’s falling apart is a great advertisement?
I’ll bet you that even after being up there, it looked cleaner, nicer and better than what he got dangling around his neck rn.
Why TF did he even post a pic of it?!? Does Chris really think a rancid medallion that’s falling apart is a great advertisement?
