Glassshardballpit
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Fine, then nothing like a good old fashion ass whooping to try instead.
Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread
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Fine, then nothing like a good old fashion ass whooping to try instead.
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I like how Magi-Chan also misspells tier the same way Chris does.
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That'd be exponentially preferable to him shitting up annnnnnny band that I hold in fond regard with his mutant autisms & those sweeping, self-aggrandizing twitter novellas that he loves to unleash on anyone who can stand to read past the 2nd or 3rd sentence. Which he thinks is everyone, ever.
I think the only reason I'm able to pay any attention to him at all, given how boring/insufferable he has been (throughout the short time I've known who he is), is because he doesn't pollute any kind of pop culture I give a fuck about.
In fact, mercifully, I'm so totally clueless about pokemon, ponies, & anime that it really is like he's speaking in a foreign language. Like even if he didn't treat the English language like a $6 hooker, I'd still almost never have any idea what the fuck he's on about.
If he was verbally eyefucking himself & imposing his reptillian tard cartoons on anything I genuinely care about, I can tell you right now that I'd have to stop reading this subforum altogether. It'd supercede how pissed off I'm willing to get about internet shit, lolol. He's innervating enough when I can barely ascertain what he's saying.
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I'm going to get Chris into Devo to spite you. Then when I text you to brag about it I'm going to sign it with the blue heart and lightning bolts.
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"Y-you see, it-it.... it is actually h-how the term is spelled in C-197, among which, the C-1218 spelling is a-actually...yeah, is is wrong, pretty much, so there."
Nebula Slasher
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Wait, so he's saying that the fictional characters are all around us, but they're also in an alternate dimension of the same time? Is this the least amount of time it's taken for Chris to contradict himself?
SpeedBaller
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Why are you so concerned about Thermodynamics in Chris's imaginary world. For someone who seems so concerned with obeying the laws of Physics in imaginary worlds you non-nonchalantly use the term "Teleport" on multiple occasions as if that alone that doesn't violate any physical laws.
It's as if you just discovered Chris and Thermodynamics on the same day and thought you could somehow clumsily relate them to one another.
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To be honest i merely asked because at the time i wasn't sure how he would react to a canon that explicitly obeys the laws of physics. I admit it was a stupid question and I don't know why I was expecting something different than what we already knew. Plus I said "teleport" because I didn't know what other word fit for entering one universe from another.
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Is it actually true that these people can 'feel' their 'tulpas'? I always thought everyone who claimed to have a tulpa was either spewing bullshit or legitimately schizo.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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It's a manner of spending a lot of time and effort in tricking your brain into creating a second "presence." I've watched videos where people talked about their experiences doing this. I myself would not try it because why, you know?
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The human mind is quite powerful but not in the way someone like Chris would expect as it has the power to fool the individual but it cannot fool anybody else but said individual hence why we have sayings like mind over matter and related psychological phenomena such as the placebo effect which explains people falling for snake oil and the ideomotor effect which is responsible for how Ouija boards make people think they are talking to spirits.
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Like clockwork, with facing financial pressure, Chris retreats to his fantasyworld. More Magi-Chan RPing, featuring the machinations of AquaDiamond8 and Sockness. Chris also says he'll be transforming into his Sonichu form soon.
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If by "wet yourself" he means "piss yourself laughing" then he might actually be prescient for once.
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Nah, it's the ladies that with gush like a waterfall over a Sonic recolour, lit up like a fork in an outlet. Watch yo girl, Chris is gonna nick her from ya.
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Well, Chris has transformed in real life before you know...
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The drawing of Magi-Chan, obviously. If it's been contributed into Chris's mind, that means it's now his. This Magi-Chan is probably closer to how Chris imagines his purple Mary-Sue 'husband' in all his spikey-dicked glory when he channels/imagines their sexy fun times.
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The artwork that Chris is now going to steal and put on a pony playing card, to be sold to line Chris's walls with more legos. The only debate is whether Chris will come up with some insane story about this Magichan being from a different dimension where fishcomputer hybrids rule and Hitler was a princess.
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TIL Jacking off is part of his meditation. Meditation slows the blood circulation, Mass debating speed up blood circulation, and listen to All Star as a rythme guideThe drawing of Magi-Chan, obviously. If it's been contributed into Chris's mind, that means it's now his. This Magi-Chan is probably closer to how Chris imagines his purple Mary-Sue 'husband' in all his spikey-dicked glory when he channels/imagines their sexy fun times.
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The 'contribution' is chris taking that picture and selling it in his next batch of shitty cards that no one but we'ens and enablers will buy.