Twitter -

[dumpzone]

There's a thread for Random Tumblr posts, so I think there should be one for the social media website that is bigger, stupider (it is a close contest though) AND only 140 characters long per message! Can't beat that, folks.

Some examples:

Spoiler: Obligatory Shanley inclusion

Spoiler: The Famous Gator Take

Spoiler: Can't find an appropriate title

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Twitter is gay and so is everyone that uses it. Everyone with a twitter is a lolcow imo

 

[Loxiozzz]

@Doc Cassidy is a gay lolcow

 

[ICametoLurk]

Twitter is proof that Hitler did nothing wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

There's a thread for Random Tumblr posts, so I think there should be one for the social media website that is bigger, stupider (it is a close contest though) AND only 140 characters long per message! Can't beat that, folks.

Some examples:

Remember, this bitch used to date a literal Nazi with a swastika tattoo on his chest that he got in prison. She is just as racist as weev ever was.

Somehow, this cunt who sucked Nazi dick is an SJW. And people are supposed to take this seriously.

I just have to remember Milo's statement about this whack job.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

@Doc Cassidy is a gay lolcow

You're a lying kike!

 

[Clown Doll]

This thread is way too vague, the net cast too wide.
We have random tumblr posts because we have an entire subforum dedicated to Tumblr and a large part of those random posts align with the 'Tumblr mindset'. for Twitter I think it'd be better to have an actual focus (for example, if there's a shitstorm about something specific like people being really butthurt about a movie/election results on Twitter that doesn't really fill the requirements for a real Lolcow thread, it can be documented in Salt Mine)