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The last time I did this, I read through a shitty RPG about mutant flower penised post-apocalyptic bishonen, which was a grueling slog of terrible lore, unoriginal and insipid mechanics, and hilariously awful artwork. This time, I actually have help from @Splendid Meat Sticks which I am going to need.
You see kids, where we're going we don't need eyes to see.
To us spergs who 'enjoy' terrible media, there are categories terrible media falls into, based roughly on how entertainingly bad they are.
The big one of terrible RPGs, FATAL, is comparable to something like Gay Niggers From Outer Space, or Suburban Sasquatch. It's so absurdly shitty and offensive that it turns around and becomes awe-inspiring (although Splendid would heavily disagree with me).
Wraeththu, on the other hand, is The Item of RPGs. Pretentious, artsy, roller-skating-tranny and weird-sex-filled garbage made by someone who thinks they're smarter than they really are.
This thread is not about these games. This thread is about Black Tokyo.
Black Tokyo is the Salo of RPGs. There is no God here, only never-ending layers of horror.
I can't really say anything right now. I can only showcase the horror. I'd advise copious amounts of booze while reading this.
Because, if the stolen Deviantart cover, complete with a poorly rendered gender-flipped Raiden and samurai spine isn't enough to warn you, this is going to be one hell of a trip.
"SEE MOM! THEY'RE NOT 'PERVERTED JAP CARTOONS' THEY'RE TRUE AND HONEST WORKS OF ART" -Chris A Field, funding negotiations for Black Tokyo
Right off the bat we learn that Black Tokyo is "Fully compatible with PFRPG." Which means that there's a distinct possibility that your GM may throw in shit from this into a seemingly normal game. Have fun with that mental image.
Three pages in and we have intestine rape and Chris A Fields showing us his profound skill at writing. Like, I shouldn't be one to judge for using profanity in your written works, but I'm a low effort poster on an internet cyberbullying forum, not someone trying to sell a legitimate product.
That bit about Chris fighting with his mom over how 'muh cartoon porn is legitimate art' was supposed to be a joke, but given this text wall he put here I suspect that conversation actually happened at some point. "See mom, I told you it was a legitimate art".
All of this shit like "hentai explores the visceral, organic reality of sexuality" sound like him desperately trying to make his gross fetishes seem like high art. It's like Nick Bates trying to claim that molesting his sister and masturbating with his own shit is "a profound and grotesque performance, one that reminds of the sexual awakening of adolescence, the inner filthiness which we attempt to hide from 'civilized' society, and the inherent constrictions of late stage capitalism and regulation of child sexual agency".
Oh god, he's actually going on a spiel about "muh jap sex cartoons are legit art". See, this is why I hate modern art. Dress up nonsense with a bunch of 10 dollar words you don't actually know the meaning of, and a bunch of pretentious faggots who desperately want to look sophisticated will jerk you off.
>Black Tokyo started as a passing whim
See, this is why you don't follow those stupid passing whims you have a 3:00AM when you're high off your ass. 'Dude, what if there were hats...for dogs?' 'Dude, what if we made an animated movie...about talking food?' 'Dude, what if I turned the homebrew D&D material my players told me to never show them...into a full d20 supplement?'
>one of the best selling products ever released by either Skortched Urf Studios or the then-fledgling Otherverse Games
Black Tokyo is the best selling hentai d20 Modern-based RPG written by Chris A Field, and that means something!
>Lolicon, Incest, and Rape.
Time to start drinking folks, as Chris explains that becausehe doesn't want to violate the terms of his probation of the serious nature of child sexual abuse, he has deliberatly avoided including 'many' elements of lolicon/shota elements in Black Tokyo. But not to worry Null, because individual players and game masters are free to do whatever the fuck they want! Loli-guro gangbang D&D session inbound!
>Why do so many hentai stories include rape, violence, sexual coercion, and sexual humiliation?
Maybe it's because the Japs are a bunch of perverse little manlets who got cucked on a national scale by the CHAD U-S-OF-FUCKING-A AND OUR ATOMIC BOMBS, and this is how they compensate?
>Fantazising about rape gives Japan's ordinary citizens a chance to feel powerful and terrifying, even if only for a few minutes of passionate masturbation
And Chris is saying exactly what I said, only in a verbose manner to disguise the basic truth: Japan is a nation of cucked incels who have to fantasize about rape to get hard because they're jelly of the CHAD USA
!
Never have I been prouder to be an American.
Seven pages in and we have porn. And given what we've seen so far, this will be the most normal porn artwork in this book.
Chris A Fields is quick to explain that he's not a creepy rape fetishist, but it's just prevalent in the animus that he watches. And masturbates to. And makes a D20 Modern supplement out of. And, on the advice of his lawyer and court-assigned therapist, states that child rape or incest is 'not often found' in Black Tokyo.
>Psychological and emotional trauma are as non-existent in Black Tokyo as they are in most hentai.
Well, good to know that being involuntarily violated by a 12-foot barbed demon cock may shred your rectum into a frothy mix of blood and Wraeththu acid jizz, but won't have any other lasting consequences.
>"As a GM, I'd recommend the following"
I seriously hope the players in any of Chris' games only consist of his body pillows and anime figurines, but knowing the Farms there's probably a couple very creepy people who have seriously played this with him.
Regardless, if you're taking GMing advice from a guy writing a hentai RPG, you have failed at everything. Although this advice is probably unnecessary, because anybody seriously playing a 'hentai rpg' is playing specifically so that sick shit happens to them. So they can masturbate to it.
>Fetishes and The Social Contract
One of Rousseau's lesser-know works, in which he explains the relationship between the idea of the 'social contract' and his vast collection of furry diaper-transformation artwork.
>"Otherwise the campaign may need to die and be reborn as something else"
Hopefully something that's not DeviantArt: The RPG.
Man, imagine being the one guy who inadvertently stumbles into Chris' gaming group and has no idea what he's in for. Like, he walks in with his level 5 Elf Wizard fully expecting a relatively normal game, and gets this.
>Several of Black Japan's races embody a particular fetish or horror trope
Oh god wat.
Chris goes on to explain about the myriad horrifying fetishes that he based major races off of, from the race of Nick Bates to the race of furfags. There is so much wrong here I don't even need to explain it.
>Hentai's emergence as an art form
I actually got a headache from that. No Chris, your creepy anime porn is not an art form, no matter how hard you try to justify it.
>In many jurisdictions, 13 or 14 year olds are considered sexual adults
Okay, a quick Wikipedia search tells me that while the minimum age of consent in Japan is 13, there are still restrictions on having sex with people under the age of 18. So no Chris, Japan isn't a wonderland of 13 year old loli waifus for you to lure back to your van.
>Rope, bukkake cumshots, diaper play, costumes, and other kinky themes are common in Japanese porn
I'd make a joke about 'Lol, gee, I wonder how Chris knows this' but fuck it, we all know exactly how he knows this.
Instead, I'll just point out that Japanese porn seems to have a lot of overlap with the sexual interests of most lolcows. I'm guessing it's because of autism.
>Spells have an explicitly sexual component: Divine casters masturbate with a holy icon as they regain spells
Would that mean The Pope is basically the T-Rex dildo guy, only with a full-sized crucifix? Is that what happens in the back room when they determine the new Pope? They're just having candidates shove crosses up their bungholes until one fits it all the way up? There are so many questions that the world of Black Tokyo poses, and all of them are horrifying.
> "burning Magic Missiles might take the form of arcane bolts unleashed during the moment of orgasm"
If your Magic Missiles are burning, you may want to see a doctor.
I'm trying to imagine how this would work in an actual game.
GM: The ogre picks up his club and begins to stupidly waddle towards you.
Player: I drop my pants, jerk off furiously, and unleash a blast of arcane magic from my cock right into his face.
GM: .....the ogre flees in horror, and spends the next few hours sobbing in a shower.
Again, the questions posed by Black Tokyo are limitless.
Who's OC is this, and what is their deviantart account? Do you think Chris paid them for this, or just stole their art? (JK, we all know that he stole it)
>None are carbon copies of any particular anime or magna
We changed 'em just enough to avoid copyright infringement!
Again, imagining something like "Fruedian Oni" alongside a Barbarian and a Wizard is kinda hilarious. "I fly into rage!" "I cast Magic Missile!" "I shoot a wave of jizz at the orc with my MIGHTY MEAT TRAIN!"
>"they might practice shit magic"
Oh god you can make Nick Bates as a character. God dammit Chris.
Remember the -4 Strength meme about AD&D? Wish that was actually a thing? Play Black Tokyo, so you can show off the True and Honest facts about the genders, like how females have period blood magic and enjoy being raped by tentacle monsters!
And Forget originality, or using human creativity and scientific knowledge to beat back supernatural threats! You're playing as generic shit magic practitioners who have no idea what they're doing and will likely be a human Enola Gay! Conform to my jap cartoon plots you plebs!
And forget actual heroics! You're playing as grimderp chaotic evil rapists filled with ANGST about how they're the real monsters, when they're not busy teabagging the horrible demonic entities forcing themselves into our world to violate schoolgirls!
And hell, while we're at it let's make the world as grimderp as possible! Everyone is a corporate wage slave incel! Those damn Stacies don't give the beta cucks the time of day, and so they must rape (or post on r/incels about how unfair life is)! All those filthy ganjin are actually monsters! Grorious nippon for rife!
Also, all those filthy ganjin nations are somehow even worse than even more shitty Japan with it's rape monsters! Everything is controlled by Japan! Nippon need be numba 1 honelabre nation! Fuck you firthy foreigners!
Handy of Chris to provide us with his spank bank material. Although if your spank-band includes a shock site with it's own ED page (as pointed out by Splendid), you should really just kill yourself.
And that's it for part 1. Next up is @Splendid Meat Sticks 's part 2.
(I couldn't find a picture of Chris A Fields anywhere, and based on his writing I'm currently imagining him as an obese, fedora-clad Jake Alley look-alike)
You see kids, where we're going we don't need eyes to see.
To us spergs who 'enjoy' terrible media, there are categories terrible media falls into, based roughly on how entertainingly bad they are.
The big one of terrible RPGs, FATAL, is comparable to something like Gay Niggers From Outer Space, or Suburban Sasquatch. It's so absurdly shitty and offensive that it turns around and becomes awe-inspiring (although Splendid would heavily disagree with me).
Wraeththu, on the other hand, is The Item of RPGs. Pretentious, artsy, roller-skating-tranny and weird-sex-filled garbage made by someone who thinks they're smarter than they really are.
This thread is not about these games. This thread is about Black Tokyo.
Black Tokyo is the Salo of RPGs. There is no God here, only never-ending layers of horror.
I can't really say anything right now. I can only showcase the horror. I'd advise copious amounts of booze while reading this.
Because, if the stolen Deviantart cover, complete with a poorly rendered gender-flipped Raiden and samurai spine isn't enough to warn you, this is going to be one hell of a trip.
"SEE MOM! THEY'RE NOT 'PERVERTED JAP CARTOONS' THEY'RE TRUE AND HONEST WORKS OF ART" -Chris A Field, funding negotiations for Black Tokyo
Right off the bat we learn that Black Tokyo is "Fully compatible with PFRPG." Which means that there's a distinct possibility that your GM may throw in shit from this into a seemingly normal game. Have fun with that mental image.
Three pages in and we have intestine rape and Chris A Fields showing us his profound skill at writing. Like, I shouldn't be one to judge for using profanity in your written works, but I'm a low effort poster on an internet cyberbullying forum, not someone trying to sell a legitimate product.
That bit about Chris fighting with his mom over how 'muh cartoon porn is legitimate art' was supposed to be a joke, but given this text wall he put here I suspect that conversation actually happened at some point. "See mom, I told you it was a legitimate art".
All of this shit like "hentai explores the visceral, organic reality of sexuality" sound like him desperately trying to make his gross fetishes seem like high art. It's like Nick Bates trying to claim that molesting his sister and masturbating with his own shit is "a profound and grotesque performance, one that reminds of the sexual awakening of adolescence, the inner filthiness which we attempt to hide from 'civilized' society, and the inherent constrictions of late stage capitalism and regulation of child sexual agency".
Oh god, he's actually going on a spiel about "muh jap sex cartoons are legit art". See, this is why I hate modern art. Dress up nonsense with a bunch of 10 dollar words you don't actually know the meaning of, and a bunch of pretentious faggots who desperately want to look sophisticated will jerk you off.
>Black Tokyo started as a passing whim
See, this is why you don't follow those stupid passing whims you have a 3:00AM when you're high off your ass. 'Dude, what if there were hats...for dogs?' 'Dude, what if we made an animated movie...about talking food?' 'Dude, what if I turned the homebrew D&D material my players told me to never show them...into a full d20 supplement?'
>one of the best selling products ever released by either Skortched Urf Studios or the then-fledgling Otherverse Games
Black Tokyo is the best selling hentai d20 Modern-based RPG written by Chris A Field, and that means something!
>Lolicon, Incest, and Rape.
Time to start drinking folks, as Chris explains that because
>Why do so many hentai stories include rape, violence, sexual coercion, and sexual humiliation?
Maybe it's because the Japs are a bunch of perverse little manlets who got cucked on a national scale by the CHAD U-S-OF-FUCKING-A AND OUR ATOMIC BOMBS, and this is how they compensate?
>Fantazising about rape gives Japan's ordinary citizens a chance to feel powerful and terrifying, even if only for a few minutes of passionate masturbation
And Chris is saying exactly what I said, only in a verbose manner to disguise the basic truth: Japan is a nation of cucked incels who have to fantasize about rape to get hard because they're jelly of the CHAD USA
!Never have I been prouder to be an American.
Seven pages in and we have porn. And given what we've seen so far, this will be the most normal porn artwork in this book.
Chris A Fields is quick to explain that he's not a creepy rape fetishist, but it's just prevalent in the animus that he watches. And masturbates to. And makes a D20 Modern supplement out of. And, on the advice of his lawyer and court-assigned therapist, states that child rape or incest is 'not often found' in Black Tokyo.
>Psychological and emotional trauma are as non-existent in Black Tokyo as they are in most hentai.
Well, good to know that being involuntarily violated by a 12-foot barbed demon cock may shred your rectum into a frothy mix of blood and Wraeththu acid jizz, but won't have any other lasting consequences.
>"As a GM, I'd recommend the following"
I seriously hope the players in any of Chris' games only consist of his body pillows and anime figurines, but knowing the Farms there's probably a couple very creepy people who have seriously played this with him.
Regardless, if you're taking GMing advice from a guy writing a hentai RPG, you have failed at everything. Although this advice is probably unnecessary, because anybody seriously playing a 'hentai rpg' is playing specifically so that sick shit happens to them. So they can masturbate to it.
>Fetishes and The Social Contract
One of Rousseau's lesser-know works, in which he explains the relationship between the idea of the 'social contract' and his vast collection of furry diaper-transformation artwork.
>"Otherwise the campaign may need to die and be reborn as something else"
Hopefully something that's not DeviantArt: The RPG.
Man, imagine being the one guy who inadvertently stumbles into Chris' gaming group and has no idea what he's in for. Like, he walks in with his level 5 Elf Wizard fully expecting a relatively normal game, and gets this.
>Several of Black Japan's races embody a particular fetish or horror trope
Oh god wat.
Chris goes on to explain about the myriad horrifying fetishes that he based major races off of, from the race of Nick Bates to the race of furfags. There is so much wrong here I don't even need to explain it.
>Hentai's emergence as an art form
I actually got a headache from that. No Chris, your creepy anime porn is not an art form, no matter how hard you try to justify it.
>In many jurisdictions, 13 or 14 year olds are considered sexual adults
Okay, a quick Wikipedia search tells me that while the minimum age of consent in Japan is 13, there are still restrictions on having sex with people under the age of 18. So no Chris, Japan isn't a wonderland of 13 year old loli waifus for you to lure back to your van.
>Rope, bukkake cumshots, diaper play, costumes, and other kinky themes are common in Japanese porn
I'd make a joke about 'Lol, gee, I wonder how Chris knows this' but fuck it, we all know exactly how he knows this.
Instead, I'll just point out that Japanese porn seems to have a lot of overlap with the sexual interests of most lolcows. I'm guessing it's because of autism.
>Spells have an explicitly sexual component: Divine casters masturbate with a holy icon as they regain spells
Would that mean The Pope is basically the T-Rex dildo guy, only with a full-sized crucifix? Is that what happens in the back room when they determine the new Pope? They're just having candidates shove crosses up their bungholes until one fits it all the way up? There are so many questions that the world of Black Tokyo poses, and all of them are horrifying.
> "burning Magic Missiles might take the form of arcane bolts unleashed during the moment of orgasm"
If your Magic Missiles are burning, you may want to see a doctor.
I'm trying to imagine how this would work in an actual game.
GM: The ogre picks up his club and begins to stupidly waddle towards you.
Player: I drop my pants, jerk off furiously, and unleash a blast of arcane magic from my cock right into his face.
GM: .....the ogre flees in horror, and spends the next few hours sobbing in a shower.
Again, the questions posed by Black Tokyo are limitless.
Who's OC is this, and what is their deviantart account? Do you think Chris paid them for this, or just stole their art? (JK, we all know that he stole it)
>None are carbon copies of any particular anime or magna
We changed 'em just enough to avoid copyright infringement!
Again, imagining something like "Fruedian Oni" alongside a Barbarian and a Wizard is kinda hilarious. "I fly into rage!" "I cast Magic Missile!" "I shoot a wave of jizz at the orc with my MIGHTY MEAT TRAIN!"
>"they might practice shit magic"
Oh god you can make Nick Bates as a character. God dammit Chris.
Remember the -4 Strength meme about AD&D? Wish that was actually a thing? Play Black Tokyo, so you can show off the True and Honest facts about the genders, like how females have period blood magic and enjoy being raped by tentacle monsters!
And Forget originality, or using human creativity and scientific knowledge to beat back supernatural threats! You're playing as generic shit magic practitioners who have no idea what they're doing and will likely be a human Enola Gay! Conform to my jap cartoon plots you plebs!
And forget actual heroics! You're playing as grimderp chaotic evil rapists filled with ANGST about how they're the real monsters, when they're not busy teabagging the horrible demonic entities forcing themselves into our world to violate schoolgirls!
And hell, while we're at it let's make the world as grimderp as possible! Everyone is a corporate wage slave incel! Those damn Stacies don't give the beta cucks the time of day, and so they must rape (or post on r/incels about how unfair life is)! All those filthy ganjin are actually monsters! Grorious nippon for rife!
Also, all those filthy ganjin nations are somehow even worse than even more shitty Japan with it's rape monsters! Everything is controlled by Japan! Nippon need be numba 1 honelabre nation! Fuck you firthy foreigners!
Handy of Chris to provide us with his spank bank material. Although if your spank-band includes a shock site with it's own ED page (as pointed out by Splendid), you should really just kill yourself.
(I couldn't find a picture of Chris A Fields anywhere, and based on his writing I'm currently imagining him as an obese, fedora-clad Jake Alley look-alike)
