Whether or not we can truly roll a character in this, I wouldn't be surprised if the end result was "you are forever fucked by the tentacles of rape demons" as Chris would imagine with many of his hentai videos.
Let's Sperg Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG: Black Tokyo - aka "Weeaboo: The oh what the everloving Christ"
- Thread starter Randall Fragg
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
Eventually.
The rules are from the D20 game that was released as a sort of open source thing along D&D 3rd Edition, so if you're familiar with that, you're familiar with the combat mechanics, levelling, etc.
If you're familiar with D20 Modern, then this is basically just someone's creepy line of expansions to that game.
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I'm disappointed. D&D3 in my opinion so dominated the market it was a blow to rules as an art in themselves.
Tracking their movements has become an obsession for Japan's otaku mages.
I can't think of a better way to admit that the only people who would really be into this are people on Japanese imageboards who are virgins into their 30's.
Those who wish a more permanent plaything can purchase a Living Toy, who is initially a pocket sized doll, who expands into a full sized artificial woman by the time you get her home.
So, in mass-transit heavy Japan, how the fuck do you explain the nude rapidly growing chick to everyone else on the train, and how do you not get arrested?
Also, I don't remember my D20 Modern (the rules made by someone else that this game [legally] uses) rules, but I'm pretty sure that that DC 16-17 is absurd for something that's "almost as disposable as a can of soda," which you wouldn't normally roll to buy, but if you had to, would start out well into the negatives.
And of course, one of the companies invested into this market is into guro. It's fucking everywhere in Black Tokyo, and it's fucking disgusting.
By the way, the supposedly low end porno scrolls have a purchase DC of 7, which is still probably an order of magnitude too high for Japan, where it's not exactly difficult to find a pornographic comic.
Now we get a long ass description of how all of the comments that Randall and I have made are invalid and don't count because this is somehow magical bullshit Japan. But it's also modern Japan! Unless the author wants it to be magical guro-rape fantasy Japan again! Basically, it's trying to have your cake and eat it and as a result you just get a confusing world that's even more implausible than White Wolf's bullshit.
The store sells VHS cassettes and DVDS that are several years behind the perversion curve.
First, I'm going to mock you for not making the s in "DVDS" lowercase. Next, I'm going to mock you for thinking that a "perversion curve" exists or is even sane. If there's some sort of quantifiable amount of perversion and it constantly ramps up, we're eventually going to reach a point where the only way anyone can get off is pretty much just outright murder. Of course, if there was a "perversion curve," guro and loli would be just about right there at the top and guess what the author's into?
The second paragraph on the right contains the only citation I've ever seen in any D&D/D20/OGL/whatever the fuck book, and it's just shilling for one of the company's other games, written by none other than Chris A. Fields! It's advertising another completely unrelated book to you in the middle of this random book that you have to fucking pay for! And they try to get you to buy it by just forcing you to pay for that book to get the rules to this one random character. As far as I'm aware, the books are otherwise completely separate and there was no attempt made to inform anyone in advance that they would be required to purchase another book to get their full "enjoyment" out of this one.
Instead, when they decide rampage [sic], they catch a flight to Tokyo, with the haggard stewardesses who bring them beer after beer after beer somehow only seeing large, uncouth half-Ainu thugs, not nine foot tall red demons.
So, I'm supposed to believe that, in a post-9/11 world, this airplane would both take off and stay airborne with a bunch of huge angry people raising hell on it? I'm not even sure how someone who's 9 feet tall would fit on an airplane (I'm pretty sure they just wouldn't, it's very, very rare for anyone to even approach 8 feet, and according to the Guiness Book of World Records, exactly one person has gotten close to 9 feet tall and the poor circulation caused by his height killed him.)
I finally got my first piece of "good" art, this time, it looks like some butch demonette from the Flintstones got a job as a tattoo artist. Oh yeah, she's also wearing white socks with her slip on shoes, so anyone from the Beauty Parlor here can go ahead and rip her a new one for that.
Also, Japanese demons not only haunt modern tunnels that they have no connection to, but they're super ultra special and polite and they don't interrupt the mortals they kill.
@Randall Fragg, take it away!
Is it just me, but the line about anxiously waiting the princess to become a woman stands out even more than the overt creepiness of the rest of the page?
Oh shit, somehow I didn't catch what that meant, I just thought it was a synonym for growing up. That's creepy.
I think that it is just meant as a synonym for growing up but when surrounded by the rest of this book, even the most innocent phrase takes a shit covered creepy turn.
I apologize for the delay on this, just been busy with the semester starting up. Will post an update on Tuesday.
Make that Saturday (gee, thanks Vordrak you sped)
Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG
More bad lore and bad art
Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG
More bad lore and bad art
- Apparently assault witches are Chris's waifu loli aviators (and I'm convinced that he's only using the term 'aviatrix' because it sounds like 'dominatrix', not because of muh grammer).
- There's also things called 'flow witches' and 'lovely medics'. Chris never gives us a description, but the names alone can't mean anything good.
- And of course, all these female loli witches draw the rape demons to the area, because Chris needs to set up his disgusting wank fantasies.
- "Anon-CHAN is an anonymous file sharing website based out of servers in the Amori
prefecture. It’s a rude and impudent website, a
place where calling another anonymous poster a
nigger-fag is the height of comedy."
Oh no, they have a 4chan knockoff. This just got even stupider. - "the one place on the Net where it’s totally possible to innocently stumble across home-made kiddy porn while browsing for anime wallpapers or song torrents." At least, that's how Chris A Fields explained it to law enforcement! No joke, I seriously think that he's writing this from experience.
- "the website has turned into a clearinghouse for humorous or sexy pix, illegal file-shares and hacker culture" Who the fuck says 'pix' seriously? This edition was published in 2013, apparently Chris is that far behind the times. I mean, the 4chan knockoff is presented as heroic cyberhaxors fight the government and megacorperations, who send out agents to "covertly protect some bold otaku regular poster." My god the cringe. This is FellowKids tier writing.
- Where the fuck did Chris get this art from? There is no way he actually paid money for this crap, so I'm assuming he either made it himself (very possible) or just stole it from some 12 year old's deviantart account (also very possible).
- I looked it up in the book, and hilariously enough he actually had credited illustrators for this. He probably 'paid' them with a free PDF of this, because he's an even bigger idiot if he handed over money for this level of 'quality'
- Why the fuck is redheaded The Boss fighting the demonic equivilant of a Texas Longhorn on even ground? Just walk through a doorway and take free stabs as it awkwardly attempts to maneuver it's horns in and gets stuck.
- Onsens are apparently hotsprings or something.
- 'Bather's are affected as if by a Blushing Dildo (magic items of black japan)". Gee, great business tactic there Chris. "Oh, you want the magical benefit of getting an enchanted Bad Dragon dildo shoved up your pooper? Go buy the supplemental material paypig!"
- I'm not even going to dignify the fact that there's an item called a 'blushing dildo'
- "Akaname scavengers might prowl the lonely fields at night, devouring the ‘night dirt’ a euphemism for the human waste that fertilizes the rice to maintain the illusion of living humanity." Okay, putting aside the race of Nick Bates running around eating shit, what the fuck is this grammar? Is that supposed to be indicating that the Nick Bates need to eat poop to maintain an illusion of humanity, or that the shit in the fields is maintaining an illusion that people live in the area? Does the act of fertilizing the rice with poop cause the illusion of living humanity? If there's no people, where is the shit coming from? Do people even fertilize crops with human poop anymore? That seems like it would break a lot of food safety laws. What is the point of all of this?
- "there’s nothing more Japanese than a vicious sword duel that spills blood and cherry blossom leaves." Oh god the cringe. We get it Chris, you're a fucking weeaboo for grorious nippon.
- "In mockery of the Assembly of the Gods, the Oni meet at Iwate each spring to plot, scheme, plan and even, occasionally, celebrate the marriage of one demon to another or the birth of a new black prince." I don't know why, but the image of a bunch of demons hanging out and going over their evil schemes like it's a mundane corporate board meeting is pretty funny. 'Okay Gra'zzit, you're down on turning the youth in your district to homosexuality, that's gonna look bad on your quarter. Pazzuz, nice work on putting those hidden messages to worship Satan on all the top 50 albums this year."
- "Setting the Hibagon’s Night Stadium schedule of appearances and games for the coming baseball season". AHAH! I knew the Philly Phanatic was demonic! This is probably intended to be serious, but the image of a bunch of demons discussing showing up at baseball games is too stupid to be anything but comedy.
- "Many oni are cautious about associating too closely with the Ubume Empress, as she is a servant and harbinger of Christianity, and despite
their evil natures, most oni are staunch
Buddhists or Shinto practitioners." They might be literal demonic entities, but they still love Buddha dammit! I guess that this means Shintoism and Buddhists are actually demonic religions. Jack Chick was right!
- "A ‘recipe contest’ involving specially bred and ritually slaughtered pre-teens resented in horrifyingly creative manners." Again, this is supposed to be horrific, but all I can envision is some kind of demonic Guy Ferrari with his own cooking show. 'Okay, so when cooking otaku ya gotta make sure you drain off some of the grease. Not all of it, cause that's what give it that nice cheetos and dew flavor, but enough so it doesn't become overpowering. I suggest collecting the runoff in a jar and use it as a base for stews'.
- "The greatest threat to Tashiro-jima’s quiet serenity is external. Through a dummy travel company, the Akaname have booked ‘hunting tours’ to Tashiro-jima for TBMS employees. These blue-collar thugs are turning the entire island into a free-fire zone, and may have effectively ruined the cat-girls’ first attempt at building their own society." Oh no, not the loli catgorls.
- How the fuck are blue collar workers able to afford private hunting trips like this? Are they like furries, and just blow all their money on crap they don't need?
- I'm surprised that this is all Chris wrote about the Fukushima area. Really Chris, you sure you don't want to exploit that disaster for your shitty controversy-bait RPG? You're fine with all that other shit, but this is where you draw the line?
Zaryiu
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Are you sure ut's not a ripoff of 2chan and not 4chan since he a massive weaboo? 2) You guys NEED to look up Tales of the Takamata because that's where he critical mass tier Weaboo with the Shingami boss ()hint about that monster: Hiroshima and Nagasaki)Make that Saturday (gee, thanks Vordrak you sped)
Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG
More bad lore and bad art
- Apparently assault witches are Chris's waifu loli aviators (and I'm convinced that he's only using the term 'aviatrix' because it sounds like 'dominatrix', not because of muh grammer).
- There's also things called 'flow witches' and 'lovely medics'. Chris never gives us a description, but the names alone can't mean anything good.
- And of course, all these female loli witches draw the rape demons to the area, because Chris needs to set up his disgusting wank fantasies.
- "Anon-CHAN is an anonymous file sharing website based out of servers in the Amori
prefecture. It’s a rude and impudent website, a
place where calling another anonymous poster a
nigger-fag is the height of comedy."
Oh no, they have a 4chan knockoff. This just got even stupider.- "the one place on the Net where it’s totally possible to innocently stumble across home-made kiddy porn while browsing for anime wallpapers or song torrents." At least, that's how Chris A Fields explained it to law enforcement! No joke, I seriously think that he's writing this from experience.
- "the website has turned into a clearinghouse for humorous or sexy pix, illegal file-shares and hacker culture" Who the fuck says 'pix' seriously? This edition was published in 2013, apparently Chris is that far behind the times. I mean, the 4chan knockoff is presented as heroic cyberhaxors fight the government and megacorperations, who send out agents to "covertly protect some bold otaku regular poster." My god the cringe. This is FellowKids tier writing.
- Where the fuck did Chris get this art from? There is no way he actually paid money for this crap, so I'm assuming he either made it himself (very possible) or just stole it from some 12 year old's deviantart account (also very possible).
- I looked it up in the book, and hilariously enough he actually had credited illustrators for this. He probably 'paid' them with a free PDF of this, because he's an even bigger idiot if he handed over money for this level of 'quality'
- Why the fuck is redheaded The Boss fighting the demonic equivilant of a Texas Longhorn on even ground? Just walk through a doorway and take free stabs as it awkwardly attempts to maneuver it's horns in and gets stuck.
- Onsens are apparently hotsprings or something.
- 'Bather's are affected as if by a Blushing Dildo (magic items of black japan)". Gee, great business tactic there Chris. "Oh, you want the magical benefit of getting an enchanted Bad Dragon dildo shoved up your pooper? Go buy the supplemental material paypig!"
- I'm not even going to dignify the fact that there's an item called a 'blushing dildo'
- "Akaname scavengers might prowl the lonely fields at night, devouring the ‘night dirt’ a euphemism for the human waste that fertilizes the rice to maintain the illusion of living humanity." Okay, putting aside the race of Nick Bates running around eating shit, what the fuck is this grammar? Is that supposed to be indicating that the Nick Bates need to eat poop to maintain an illusion of humanity, or that the shit in the fields is maintaining an illusion that people live in the area? Does the act of fertilizing the rice with poop cause the illusion of living humanity? If there's no people, where is the shit coming from? Do people even fertilize crops with human poop anymore? That seems like it would break a lot of food safety laws. What is the point of all of this?
- "there’s nothing more Japanese than a vicious sword duel that spills blood and cherry blossom leaves." Oh god the cringe. We get it Chris, you're a fucking weeaboo for grorious nippon.
- "In mockery of the Assembly of the Gods, the Oni meet at Iwate each spring to plot, scheme, plan and even, occasionally, celebrate the marriage of one demon to another or the birth of a new black prince." I don't know why, but the image of a bunch of demons hanging out and going over their evil schemes like it's a mundane corporate board meeting is pretty funny. 'Okay Gra'zzit, you're down on turning the youth in your district to homosexuality, that's gonna look bad on your quarter. Pazzuz, nice work on putting those hidden messages to worship Satan on all the top 50 albums this year."
- "Setting the Hibagon’s Night Stadium schedule of appearances and games for the coming baseball season". AHAH! I knew the Philly Phanatic was demonic! This is probably intended to be serious, but the image of a bunch of demons discussing showing up at baseball games is too stupid to be anything but comedy.
- "Many oni are cautious about associating too closely with the Ubume Empress, as she is a servant and harbinger of Christianity, and despite
their evil natures, most oni are staunch
Buddhists or Shinto practitioners." They might be literal demonic entities, but they still love Buddha dammit! I guess that this means Shintoism and Buddhists are actually demonic religions. Jack Chick was right!
- "A ‘recipe contest’ involving specially bred and ritually slaughtered pre-teens resented in horrifyingly creative manners." Again, this is supposed to be horrific, but all I can envision is some kind of demonic Guy Ferrari with his own cooking show. 'Okay, so when cooking otaku ya gotta make sure you drain off some of the grease. Not all of it, cause that's what give it that nice cheetos and dew flavor, but enough so it doesn't become overpowering. I suggest collecting the runoff in a jar and use it as a base for stews'.
@Splendid Meat Sticks you're up. God help you.
- "The greatest threat to Tashiro-jima’s quiet serenity is external. Through a dummy travel company, the Akaname have booked ‘hunting tours’ to Tashiro-jima for TBMS employees. These blue-collar thugs are turning the entire island into a free-fire zone, and may have effectively ruined the cat-girls’ first attempt at building their own society." Oh no, not the loli catgorls.
- How the fuck are blue collar workers able to afford private hunting trips like this? Are they like furries, and just blow all their money on crap they don't need?
- I'm surprised that this is all Chris wrote about the Fukushima area. Really Chris, you sure you don't want to exploit that disaster for your shitty controversy-bait RPG? You're fine with all that other shit, but this is where you draw the line?
Oh and Flow Witch? It's a player character class
I think one thing you should of noted was the curse to the Blushing Dildo: a demon lady, probably the one above that looked like a butch daemonette, preying on people, particularly high school boys. Also the loli catgorls now makes the death squads of catgirls all the more horrifying. Thanks Chris for leaving even more thought that you're a sick fuck than previously thought. If he were to be updating his books, one can only wonder what sort of edge he'd throw in for Fukushima. Maybe something copying a post-apoc animu or some STALKER/Fallout rip off if he were to actually try.Make that Saturday (gee, thanks Vordrak you sped)
Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG
More bad lore and bad art
- Apparently assault witches are Chris's waifu loli aviators (and I'm convinced that he's only using the term 'aviatrix' because it sounds like 'dominatrix', not because of muh grammer).
- There's also things called 'flow witches' and 'lovely medics'. Chris never gives us a description, but the names alone can't mean anything good.
- And of course, all these female loli witches draw the rape demons to the area, because Chris needs to set up his disgusting wank fantasies.
- "Anon-CHAN is an anonymous file sharing website based out of servers in the Amori
prefecture. It’s a rude and impudent website, a
place where calling another anonymous poster a
nigger-fag is the height of comedy."
Oh no, they have a 4chan knockoff. This just got even stupider.- "the one place on the Net where it’s totally possible to innocently stumble across home-made kiddy porn while browsing for anime wallpapers or song torrents." At least, that's how Chris A Fields explained it to law enforcement! No joke, I seriously think that he's writing this from experience.
- "the website has turned into a clearinghouse for humorous or sexy pix, illegal file-shares and hacker culture" Who the fuck says 'pix' seriously? This edition was published in 2013, apparently Chris is that far behind the times. I mean, the 4chan knockoff is presented as heroic cyberhaxors fight the government and megacorperations, who send out agents to "covertly protect some bold otaku regular poster." My god the cringe. This is FellowKids tier writing.
- Where the fuck did Chris get this art from? There is no way he actually paid money for this crap, so I'm assuming he either made it himself (very possible) or just stole it from some 12 year old's deviantart account (also very possible).
- I looked it up in the book, and hilariously enough he actually had credited illustrators for this. He probably 'paid' them with a free PDF of this, because he's an even bigger idiot if he handed over money for this level of 'quality'
- Why the fuck is redheaded The Boss fighting the demonic equivilant of a Texas Longhorn on even ground? Just walk through a doorway and take free stabs as it awkwardly attempts to maneuver it's horns in and gets stuck.
- Onsens are apparently hotsprings or something.
- 'Bather's are affected as if by a Blushing Dildo (magic items of black japan)". Gee, great business tactic there Chris. "Oh, you want the magical benefit of getting an enchanted Bad Dragon dildo shoved up your pooper? Go buy the supplemental material paypig!"
- I'm not even going to dignify the fact that there's an item called a 'blushing dildo'
- "Akaname scavengers might prowl the lonely fields at night, devouring the ‘night dirt’ a euphemism for the human waste that fertilizes the rice to maintain the illusion of living humanity." Okay, putting aside the race of Nick Bates running around eating shit, what the fuck is this grammar? Is that supposed to be indicating that the Nick Bates need to eat poop to maintain an illusion of humanity, or that the shit in the fields is maintaining an illusion that people live in the area? Does the act of fertilizing the rice with poop cause the illusion of living humanity? If there's no people, where is the shit coming from? Do people even fertilize crops with human poop anymore? That seems like it would break a lot of food safety laws. What is the point of all of this?
- "there’s nothing more Japanese than a vicious sword duel that spills blood and cherry blossom leaves." Oh god the cringe. We get it Chris, you're a fucking weeaboo for grorious nippon.
- "In mockery of the Assembly of the Gods, the Oni meet at Iwate each spring to plot, scheme, plan and even, occasionally, celebrate the marriage of one demon to another or the birth of a new black prince." I don't know why, but the image of a bunch of demons hanging out and going over their evil schemes like it's a mundane corporate board meeting is pretty funny. 'Okay Gra'zzit, you're down on turning the youth in your district to homosexuality, that's gonna look bad on your quarter. Pazzuz, nice work on putting those hidden messages to worship Satan on all the top 50 albums this year."
- "Setting the Hibagon’s Night Stadium schedule of appearances and games for the coming baseball season". AHAH! I knew the Philly Phanatic was demonic! This is probably intended to be serious, but the image of a bunch of demons discussing showing up at baseball games is too stupid to be anything but comedy.
- "Many oni are cautious about associating too closely with the Ubume Empress, as she is a servant and harbinger of Christianity, and despite
their evil natures, most oni are staunch
Buddhists or Shinto practitioners." They might be literal demonic entities, but they still love Buddha dammit! I guess that this means Shintoism and Buddhists are actually demonic religions. Jack Chick was right!
- "A ‘recipe contest’ involving specially bred and ritually slaughtered pre-teens resented in horrifyingly creative manners." Again, this is supposed to be horrific, but all I can envision is some kind of demonic Guy Ferrari with his own cooking show. 'Okay, so when cooking otaku ya gotta make sure you drain off some of the grease. Not all of it, cause that's what give it that nice cheetos and dew flavor, but enough so it doesn't become overpowering. I suggest collecting the runoff in a jar and use it as a base for stews'.
@Splendid Meat Sticks you're up. God help you.
- "The greatest threat to Tashiro-jima’s quiet serenity is external. Through a dummy travel company, the Akaname have booked ‘hunting tours’ to Tashiro-jima for TBMS employees. These blue-collar thugs are turning the entire island into a free-fire zone, and may have effectively ruined the cat-girls’ first attempt at building their own society." Oh no, not the loli catgorls.
- How the fuck are blue collar workers able to afford private hunting trips like this? Are they like furries, and just blow all their money on crap they don't need?
- I'm surprised that this is all Chris wrote about the Fukushima area. Really Chris, you sure you don't want to exploit that disaster for your shitty controversy-bait RPG? You're fine with all that other shit, but this is where you draw the line?
IIRC, there may be pdf of Tales of the Takamata floating around somewhere. Also Flow Witch, wouldn't be surprised it would involve piss and/or period magic.
Zaryiu
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Add breast milk and yes it's that and that? That's not the worst he imagined in this series, Flow witches is really disturbing but it's nothing compared to ONE other this he wrote that genuinely terrify me to my very core how someone could ever write it because it's genuinely one the most disgusting and fucked up shit i ever read in my whole life.
@Randall Fragg and @Splendid Meat Sticks i request that i do the write up for the Shingami if you guys do Tales of the Takamata
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Surprise update bitches!
Oh god, this is Billy-sama tier shit, next, the author is going to tell us about his great idea for a JRPG.
Also, we really should have had some sort of counter from the beginning that counts up the number of times rape is mentioned or implied. That bullshit up there is definitely 1.
The studio garners most of its attention because most of the senior artists are telented Harem Mages. That means that they're just wizards who specialize in making waifus come to life so that you can fuck them. Yet they still make hentai for some reasons.
Doujinishi are nearly as common as human artists at the Studio. So in addition to me getting to make fun of the author's Capitalization again, we also get to learn more messed up things about the Niigata prefecture, for example, they draw a lot of hentai there, so a bunch of supernatural shit comes to rape people. I'm not sure how nobody's made the connection yet or why some neighborhood association hasn't just gotten some NIMBY laws passed, but whatever.
Also, look at that art, they've both got full 80's bush going on down there, it's a fucking jungle!
Next up, we learn about Urashi Abe, who's so wise that after his 150th birthday, he realized he wasn't quite a man. In order for him to have made an early Ukio-e painting, he would have to have been born in the 8th century, but he's a great illusionist and Harem Mage, which, even in this fucked up D20 supplement, means that he must have a high intelligence score, and probably a very high wisdom score as well, despite the fact that he didn't think anything was up with his body until he reached 150 years old in early medieval times!
Also, Urashi did Hiroshima, lol.
The only thing worth mentioning about the Toyama prefecture is that they mention the Tanuki, a kind of small dog about the size of a fox that in Japan is infamous for its huge testicles relative to its size (or at least that's part of their folklore or whatever. I'm not an expert on canine ball:body size ratio.) This book even has something for the furries!
@Randall Fragg
Oh god, this is Billy-sama tier shit, next, the author is going to tell us about his great idea for a JRPG.
Also, we really should have had some sort of counter from the beginning that counts up the number of times rape is mentioned or implied. That bullshit up there is definitely 1.
The studio garners most of its attention because most of the senior artists are telented Harem Mages. That means that they're just wizards who specialize in making waifus come to life so that you can fuck them. Yet they still make hentai for some reasons.
Doujinishi are nearly as common as human artists at the Studio. So in addition to me getting to make fun of the author's Capitalization again, we also get to learn more messed up things about the Niigata prefecture, for example, they draw a lot of hentai there, so a bunch of supernatural shit comes to rape people. I'm not sure how nobody's made the connection yet or why some neighborhood association hasn't just gotten some NIMBY laws passed, but whatever.
Also, look at that art, they've both got full 80's bush going on down there, it's a fucking jungle!
Next up, we learn about Urashi Abe, who's so wise that after his 150th birthday, he realized he wasn't quite a man. In order for him to have made an early Ukio-e painting, he would have to have been born in the 8th century, but he's a great illusionist and Harem Mage, which, even in this fucked up D20 supplement, means that he must have a high intelligence score, and probably a very high wisdom score as well, despite the fact that he didn't think anything was up with his body until he reached 150 years old in early medieval times!
Also, Urashi did Hiroshima, lol.
The only thing worth mentioning about the Toyama prefecture is that they mention the Tanuki, a kind of small dog about the size of a fox that in Japan is infamous for its huge testicles relative to its size (or at least that's part of their folklore or whatever. I'm not an expert on canine ball:body size ratio.) This book even has something for the furries!
@Randall Fragg
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It's likely they'll only use two periods before the modern day: the age of samurais and WWII and its after years. All that said, one can only dread or laugh at what @Randall Fragg will bring to the thread. We already got to see shit like exceptional cat girl death squads, 9 foot tall demons on planes that end up being subjected to racist perceptions of flight stewards, and super secret Japanese bases with giftshops. And then there is this bit @Zaryiu shared in a pm that rival period blood witches:
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Four things come to mind reading this.
a) In what universe did the author think this was a good idea. It reads like a weird mishmash of academic study of the worst aspects of Japanese hentai consumption culture rolled into a really thinly veiled attempt to make this a game.
b) What sort of neckbeard basement dwellers would literally play the real life version of Demon City Shinjuku and not be able to feel awkward at the rape of their fellow players and so called friends. Even worse how could one do this with strangers as well?
c) There is so much lack of self aware autism going on in that it drips from the pages, the thought that you would make an expansion about a game with limitless potential to write about the richness that is Japanese culture, and instead it's anime cat girl death squads and tentacle rape.
d) I think I've finally been led to understand what the whole foundation idea behind Untermensch is. People who would play this literally IRL, I can almost smell the basement dwelling virginity.
a) In what universe did the author think this was a good idea. It reads like a weird mishmash of academic study of the worst aspects of Japanese hentai consumption culture rolled into a really thinly veiled attempt to make this a game.
b) What sort of neckbeard basement dwellers would literally play the real life version of Demon City Shinjuku and not be able to feel awkward at the rape of their fellow players and so called friends. Even worse how could one do this with strangers as well?
c) There is so much lack of self aware autism going on in that it drips from the pages, the thought that you would make an expansion about a game with limitless potential to write about the richness that is Japanese culture, and instead it's anime cat girl death squads and tentacle rape.
d) I think I've finally been led to understand what the whole foundation idea behind Untermensch is. People who would play this literally IRL, I can almost smell the basement dwelling virginity.
All this world building and lore for what ultimately ends up being a bunch of neckbeards jerking off around a table to a sexualized fetishist version of D&D. I will admit it's impressive (Not Tolkien levels) how much effort he puts into this, and it's definitely intriguing, but it's also :autism: as all hell.
Nigga just write a novel, like normal people.
Also, it's a toss up between which I would rather face in actual combat, the tentacle rape demons, or Flow Witches. Both are equally horrific and disgusting in the way they're described.
Nigga just write a novel, like normal people.
Also, it's a toss up between which I would rather face in actual combat, the tentacle rape demons, or Flow Witches. Both are equally horrific and disgusting in the way they're described.
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Everything needs giant robots
Zaryiu
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Not in the base books but maybe in one of the 8 splatbooks that were released so far for it
Chicks dig giant robots
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