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Let's Sperg Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG: Black Tokyo - aka "Weeaboo: The oh what the everloving Christ"
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Fffhhhaahah, good post my friend.
I deliberately didn't update this during the holidays, because I wanted to have a nice Christmas without searing my eyeballs with the batshit insane ravings of a demented RPG author. But now that the holidays are over I need to finally provide an update.
TWO KIWIS READ A TERRIBLE RPG
'Succubus Blade'
The Isiwara district is a 'prefecture under siege' because of, who else, those dang dirty capitalists. All the kawai Japanese culture there, like the stupid tea ceremony bullshit and some kind of gay theater, doesn't exist anymore, because those dang dirty Amazaki. Instead, it's a hub for making bulldozers, which is part of an evil conspiracy to, uh, make bulldozers.
Wait, what?
Apparently the villains hate those poor suffering art students and bribe schools to close down for...reasons, I guess? They're evil meanie doo-doo heads who need to waste millions of dollars buying out art schools so they can gloat evilly about it? What the fuck is the logic here? This is Saturday morning cartoon levels of villainy here.
And apparently just buying out the art schools is enough to shut down all those independent artists, who have to go work for the big evil bulldozer factory. Which implies that they weren't actually making money from their art and have better prospects building bulldozers, or else they wouldn't leave the art market. And 'closing art schools = art is dead' implies that art schools simply take people, fill their heads with art, and set them out on the world, magically turning them into artists, like some kind of factory. There's no mention of things such as 'talent' or 'being a self-made artist', implying that the art world is just a bunch of schools churning out interchangeable 'artists' with heads filled with artistic doctrine, and that the only path to being creative is spending daddy's money to go to some overpriced drawing school.
Fuck it, I'm putting more thought into this cartoonish bullshit than the author did. Bulldozer Men Bad, REEEEE MUH STARVIN ARTISTS REEEEEE.
The Fukui District has a dinosaur museum. That's cool, I guess. Dinosaurs, nice innocent fun. Let's see how long it takes Chris to ruin this.
54 words and he starts talking about the seductive corpses of fox-people gieshas. Goddamnit Chris.
"Unholy hybrid of whale and squid and human penis". I have no words. Nothing I could say could make that more funny/horrifying.
"Succubus Blaze". Are you fucking kidding me? That's a Deviantart Sonic OC name if I ever heard one. Do you think Chris is self-aware at all about this, or is he just going "yeah, dat's a cool name" while he beats off furiously in his mother's basement?
Fuck, even "Kosias the Lazy" is a better name than that edge incarnate.
And 'feral soul' sounds like some furry shit. Hell, we've already had sexy (dead) fox-people, Chris probably is going to throw in more furry bullshit because it's one of his horrible horrible fetishes.
Lets end this section off on with the cranky old lady making holo-animu porn. It's better than the utter horror which comes in the next section.
@Splendid Meat Sticks I hope your ready for the next part...
TWO KIWIS READ A TERRIBLE RPG
'Succubus Blade'
The Isiwara district is a 'prefecture under siege' because of, who else, those dang dirty capitalists. All the kawai Japanese culture there, like the stupid tea ceremony bullshit and some kind of gay theater, doesn't exist anymore, because those dang dirty Amazaki. Instead, it's a hub for making bulldozers, which is part of an evil conspiracy to, uh, make bulldozers.
Wait, what?
Apparently the villains hate those poor suffering art students and bribe schools to close down for...reasons, I guess? They're evil meanie doo-doo heads who need to waste millions of dollars buying out art schools so they can gloat evilly about it? What the fuck is the logic here? This is Saturday morning cartoon levels of villainy here.
And apparently just buying out the art schools is enough to shut down all those independent artists, who have to go work for the big evil bulldozer factory. Which implies that they weren't actually making money from their art and have better prospects building bulldozers, or else they wouldn't leave the art market. And 'closing art schools = art is dead' implies that art schools simply take people, fill their heads with art, and set them out on the world, magically turning them into artists, like some kind of factory. There's no mention of things such as 'talent' or 'being a self-made artist', implying that the art world is just a bunch of schools churning out interchangeable 'artists' with heads filled with artistic doctrine, and that the only path to being creative is spending daddy's money to go to some overpriced drawing school.
Fuck it, I'm putting more thought into this cartoonish bullshit than the author did. Bulldozer Men Bad, REEEEE MUH STARVIN ARTISTS REEEEEE.
The Fukui District has a dinosaur museum. That's cool, I guess. Dinosaurs, nice innocent fun. Let's see how long it takes Chris to ruin this.
54 words and he starts talking about the seductive corpses of fox-people gieshas. Goddamnit Chris.
"Unholy hybrid of whale and squid and human penis". I have no words. Nothing I could say could make that more funny/horrifying.
"Succubus Blaze". Are you fucking kidding me? That's a Deviantart Sonic OC name if I ever heard one. Do you think Chris is self-aware at all about this, or is he just going "yeah, dat's a cool name" while he beats off furiously in his mother's basement?
Fuck, even "Kosias the Lazy" is a better name than that edge incarnate.
And 'feral soul' sounds like some furry shit. Hell, we've already had sexy (dead) fox-people, Chris probably is going to throw in more furry bullshit because it's one of his horrible horrible fetishes.
Lets end this section off on with the cranky old lady making holo-animu porn. It's better than the utter horror which comes in the next section.
@Splendid Meat Sticks I hope your ready for the next part...
Zaryiu
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Him making as many "rpgs" as he has done points to him being that dumb he actually his own trash is not shitI deliberately didn't update this during the holidays, because I wanted to have a nice Christmas without searing my eyeballs with the batshit insane ravings of a demented RPG author. But now that the holidays are over I need to finally provide an update.
TWO KIWIS READ A TERRIBLE RPG
'Succubus Blade'
The Isiwara district is a 'prefecture under siege' because of, who else, those dang dirty capitalists. All the kawai Japanese culture there, like the stupid tea ceremony bullshit and some kind of gay theater, doesn't exist anymore, because those dang dirty Amazaki. Instead, it's a hub for making bulldozers, which is part of an evil conspiracy to, uh, make bulldozers.
Wait, what?
Apparently the villains hate those poor suffering art students and bribe schools to close down for...reasons, I guess? They're evil meanie doo-doo heads who need to waste millions of dollars buying out art schools so they can gloat evilly about it? What the fuck is the logic here? This is Saturday morning cartoon levels of villainy here.
And apparently just buying out the art schools is enough to shut down all those independent artists, who have to go work for the big evil bulldozer factory. Which implies that they weren't actually making money from their art and have better prospects building bulldozers, or else they wouldn't leave the art market. And 'closing art schools = art is dead' implies that art schools simply take people, fill their heads with art, and set them out on the world, magically turning them into artists, like some kind of factory. There's no mention of things such as 'talent' or 'being a self-made artist', implying that the art world is just a bunch of schools churning out interchangeable 'artists' with heads filled with artistic doctrine, and that the only path to being creative is spending daddy's money to go to some overpriced drawing school.
Fuck it, I'm putting more thought into this cartoonish bullshit than the author did. Bulldozer Men Bad, REEEEE MUH STARVIN ARTISTS REEEEEE.
The Fukui District has a dinosaur museum. That's cool, I guess. Dinosaurs, nice innocent fun. Let's see how long it takes Chris to ruin this.
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54 words and he starts talking about the seductive corpses of fox-people gieshas. Goddamnit Chris.
"Unholy hybrid of whale and squid and human penis". I have no words. Nothing I could say could make that more funny/horrifying.
"Succubus Blaze". Are you fucking kidding me? That's a Deviantart Sonic OC name if I ever heard one. Do you think Chris is self-aware at all about this, or is he just going "yeah, dat's a cool name" while he beats off furiously in his mother's basement?
Fuck, even "Kosias the Lazy" is a better name than that edge incarnate.
And 'feral soul' sounds like some furry shit. Hell, we've already had sexy (dead) fox-people, Chris probably is going to throw in more furry bullshit because it's one of his horrible horrible fetishes.
Lets end this section off on with the cranky old lady making holo-animu porn. It's better than the utter horror which comes in the next section.
@Splendid Meat Sticks I hope your ready for the next part...
Zaryiu
kiwifarms.net
I'll do those, no need for anyone else to suffer through that garbage like I did
I also wouldn't mind tackling one of them. Already reading one of them (@LoverofPi, once again thanks) and I think I could give one of the parts of it a few words, though likely not with the same wit as Randall or Meat Sticks.
For the edification of everyone, here are the PDFs of most the guy's work
https://mega.nz/#F!XGhFXQqY!7cIvqK14Va9hemDN6FuXhA
Take a look at the old core rulebook as well. It has an art I can only describe as Yaoihands Tentacle fingers.
I had to know it existed, now you do too.
https://mega.nz/#F!XGhFXQqY!7cIvqK14Va9hemDN6FuXhA
Take a look at the old core rulebook as well. It has an art I can only describe as Yaoihands Tentacle fingers.
I had to know it existed, now you do too.
Taking a look back at that core rulebook now reminds me of the shit armor, along with the bad art. This may as well be one of the few times a person could say the art of CWC is better than the art of whoever made the first core book of Black Tokyo.
As I’ve said before, Black Tokyo isn’t the only Chris Fields RPG worth exploring. Check out Otherverse America. I tried reviewing it and I couldn’t get past the first fucking chapter.
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I didn't think it was possible, but somehow we went deeper than FATAL. Dear lord, I weep for humanity.
I believe that sexual stuff can be used to effectiveness in some RPG situations, especially when it's used as a means to an end, but this is just pointless. I have the feeling that this game never actually got played and instead just acted as a mastrubatoty aid for the maker.
A good game developer does one giant universe well. A bad one does several badly. And an absolutely shitty one uses all of them as excuses to get people to play out his rape fetishes. That's how the saying goes, right?
I believe that sexual stuff can be used to effectiveness in some RPG situations, especially when it's used as a means to an end, but this is just pointless. I have the feeling that this game never actually got played and instead just acted as a mastrubatoty aid for the maker.
A good game developer does one giant universe well. A bad one does several badly. And an absolutely shitty one uses all of them as excuses to get people to play out his rape fetishes. That's how the saying goes, right?
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You could say the same about F.A.T.A.L. but apparently the creator's actual sexual fetish was exceedingly complicated and absolutely unplayable game mechanics.
Fulcrum points, really? Do you need a degree in physics to play FATAL?
You needed quadratic equations to handle sexual encounters, so this is not entirely improbable.
Where you held a polearm would determine accuracy and damage but because of how fucked up the physics were you could game it so by holding it in the right place it caused someone to explode into bloody gibs if you tapped them with it.
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Seems accurate. Except this is supposed to be in Japan so I dunno why they would use the niggerword all that much.
Doubly accurate if it's a reference to Anonychan, to which the only remaining direct reference I could find was in urbandictionary
I got linked there once and it had a feature where it used a random image from the boards instead of the little banners regular 4chan has, that was an experience I didn't feel like remembering.
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