What's funny is that this actually makes a kind of perverse sense -- you're going to deliver more force if you hold a long-hafted weapon with your hands further down the shaft, and there was a feat in D&D -- 'Short Haft' -- that let you switch to threatening adjacent squares as opposed to threatening squares 10' but not being able to attack/threaten adjacent.
It helps that @LoverofPi gave us a link to Chris' work that allows us to see what material there is, especially in the art department if the writing isn't enough.
So yeah, there's apparently a race of Nick Bates zombies that go around eating shit. What the fuck Chris?
I actually like this world. It's a very good parody.Since @Splendid Meat Sticks seems to have completely forgot about this shit, it falls on me to suffer through the next part.
Part whatever the fuck this is now
The Hills Have Eyes is Not Supposed to be a Porno.
Chris, no. What are you doing Chris?
...Yeah, so there's a clan of inbred giant hillbillies in this shitty-ass setting. And instead of being one-off creepy villains, they're a player character race. Who run a resort where the air itself makes you commit incest. Why Chris, why would you make this? Why would anyone make this?
Goddamn look at those mong faces. At least they look like they've been sister-fucking for countless generations.
"New levels of family togetherness". I mean, that's one way to put having your dick in your sister/mother while your dad rams your ass. And apparently this is the goal of the dude who runs this resort. Literally have people fuck their families so they become superpowered hillbilly monsters. And he runs a resort that supernaturally coerces people into incestuous relationships. That seems like some kind of rape-by-proxy, but I'm not sure any lawmaker has ever thought about that ever happening (at least, I hope not).
Missionary of Incest sounds like a terrible garage band.
After that look into Chris's sexual pathology, we get information about basically Master Rochi from Dragonball. Bearded old hermit who likes his porno and booze? Apparently this is based on some kind of road spirit from actual Japanese mythology. Said road spirit was not a bearded old hermit who likes porn (at least, not from the 5-minute internet search I did), so I think Chris is just ripping off a Dragonball character.
After that random bit we get into the art of GRORIOUS NIPPON STEER! Yes, this can't be a weeaboo's subconscious vomited onto paper without fucking katanas. Apparently they're high tech nano-fabrication, made by blending cutting edge (GET IT!) technology with the ancient art of The Blade, producing a sword that's harder than a year-old Dorito and can cleanly slice through 5 full Mt Dew bottles.
Oh boy, we're getting edgy! Suicide and dark forests and bad thoughts! It's the Aokigahara Forest! If you are too DISTURBED by all this DaRk and EdGy content, imagine Logan Paul in that stupid alien hat wandering through all this.
There's something call the Hanging Academy here (which sounds so goddamn stupid), which attracts girls to it to commit suicide, I guess? Chris hasn't made it clear. Kijimunna (again, Chris provides no fucking context, other than they an hero'd) gather here to jerk off on a giant metal dong.
And then we get this lovely little gem
So yeah, there's apparently a race of Nick Bates zombies that go around eating shit. What the fuck Chris?
(Apparently this is based on a real thing from Japanese folklore, some kind of spirit that invades dirty bathrooms and licks up the shower-mold and grime. Chris adding in licking shit off bodies is just him being him).
Look at that art.
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ART.
This is a professional product that was actually sold. And yet half of the artwork is this terrible CGI deviantart shit. Was Chris too broke/lazy to get artwork that doesn't scream 'amateur production'? I though he was some kind of Big Shot Game Designer whose written many well-received product? Certainly he could afford something better than this?
(Heh, we all know he paid these artists in Domino's coupons, because he's broke after publishing this hot turd. At least, I hope so. If this made any sort of actual profit and isn't just Chris vanity publishing his fetish works, my last bit of hope for the goodness of this world is going to die).
As for the lore, it's Harry Potter: But For Japanese Zombies. A hidden school of witchcraft and wizardry where a hidden group of people go to learn magic? And this book was published in 2008? Gee whiz, what a coincidink.
I will give Chris credit, I don't remember Harry preforming a "hyper-sexualized choking ritual", but I haven't read a Harry Potter book since I was a kid, so I might be misremembering things.
So, the Konfun mounds are a real archaeological site in Japan, being these bigass keyhole-looking mounds. In Black Tokyo's world, these were created by Elves (because those are a thing now I guess), presumably so the players can get their hands on a nubile elf maiden to use shit armor on.
And we get another Grimderp Sex Club where sadists torture abducted grils who are kept alive on giant iron lungs. This club is presumably built into the basement of a pizza shop.
Good god, this is why updates are so infrequent. Because the farther I go the more terrible it gets.
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That's the thing, it's not a parody...
Even if it isn't meant to be, it still works as one.
Amazon gulag?
No, just regular office stuff, but it's gotten insane. Vendors either not knowing how to do their jobs or not showing up, having to repair industrial equipment, all sorts of stuff.
Could be worse.
Fuck stupid Chrus-Chan
Chris A Fields is 100 percent serious about this shit
Can you apply that feat to a dick?
If you can wield your cock with both hands and still have something to swing, sure.
