Zaryiu
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Sorry to necro the thread but i decided it need to be continued if @Randall Fragg and @Splendid are okay with it
Let's Sperg Two Kiwis Read a Terrible RPG: Black Tokyo - aka "Weeaboo: The oh what the everloving Christ"
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I've tapped out of Black Tokyo. Wraeththu was entertainingly bad. Black Tokyo is soul-crushingly bad.
Assuming it wasn't the first edition of it, you're lucky you didn't see that one, otherwise the Sonichu tier art would of crushed your soul even further.
Zaryiu
kiwifarms.net
So i have bad news and some less bad news (I can't lie and say it's good news): The book being reviewed is not the Core Black Tokyo book but the setting book Tales of the Tatakama but after i'm finished with the rest of it i will review the core book then.
So we Splendid ended his last post on page 22 so let's move on to Monsters!
Aswang (CR 6)
FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!
Spells!
So we Splendid ended his last post on page 22 so let's move on to Monsters!
Aswang (CR 6)
Vampiric bird-dog-demon-things from Filipino folklore who suck unborn fetuses out of pregnant women with their long, mosquito-like proboscises. The Black Tokyo version just has them migrating to Japan to take jobs in disreputable hospitals and nails their natural appearance down to enormous bird-things, "all lice-flecked ebon wings and hollow fangs", although they can disguise themselves as Filipino women. They think Ubume are super-delicious.
Masque : The disguise ability.
Proboscis : Long, whip-like tongue that grapples. Pregnant mortal women who are grappled must make a FORT check each round or "undergo an especially tramautic abortion". An Aswang who successfully induces an abortion is instantly healed to full HP, cleared of all status conditions, and becomes immune to turning for 24 hours.
Seeking the Dark Delicacy : Instead of the abortion thing, a grappled Ubume loses 1D3 WIS points per round, no save, with perma-death at 0 WIS. As if that weren't enough, Aswang are immune to unarmed or melee attacks from Ubume (Ubume were introduced in a earlier book). Better hope you brought backup
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Masque : The disguise ability.
Proboscis : Long, whip-like tongue that grapples. Pregnant mortal women who are grappled must make a FORT check each round or "undergo an especially tramautic abortion". An Aswang who successfully induces an abortion is instantly healed to full HP, cleared of all status conditions, and becomes immune to turning for 24 hours.
Seeking the Dark Delicacy : Instead of the abortion thing, a grappled Ubume loses 1D3 WIS points per round, no save, with perma-death at 0 WIS. As if that weren't enough, Aswang are immune to unarmed or melee attacks from Ubume (Ubume were introduced in a earlier book). Better hope you brought backup
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Amakaze to Koma-Inu
Amakaze (CR 10)
They look all wrinkled and old, but are "stronger than they were in their 20s", sprouting talons of gold and a sharklike mouth full of fangs when they fight.
Bribe Hell : Can sacrifice an item of Purchase DC 20 or higher to summon a CR 8 demonic bodyguard. This is actually why they're always decked out in designer watches, designer ties and the like, so they can be discarded in an emergency. Actually a pretty cool idea.
Black Coins : Throw a handful of bloody yen at a target as a free action. If it hits, the target is cursed with a spiritual bounty, giving any Outsiders allied with that particular Amakaze a bonus to attack them.
Economic Sadism : "The dark, materialist magic that sustains the immortal Amakaze loathes the working poor even as it depends upon them for sustenance." Bonus on all attack/damage rolls and Bluff/Diplomacy/Intimidate checks against targets with a Wealth Bonus of less than +8, and automatically confirm critical hits against targets with 0 Wealth Bonus. Fields you dumbass.
Murderous Fraud : "The Amakaze’s cold bone talons unravel a victim’s wealth and credit history even as they slice through his guts." Melee attacks deal additional damage to the target's Wealth Bonus. Sure why not.
Binbogami (CR 2)
It is (or was) a fairly common practice in Japan for moneylenders to take out life insurance policies on borrowers, so that just in case they tried to commit suicide rather than default, the company'd still profit. The Amakaze, beacons of capitalism that they are, take this a step further and turn loan-suicide cases into hordes of disposable zombie drones.
Unbreakable Contract : Destroy the body, they'll just regenerate and get right back to whatever mission their Amakaze had them on before. The only way to exorcise them permanently is to pay off their debt, permanently reducing your Wealth Bonus by 1 per hobozombie.
Daruma (CR 5)
Japanese daruma dolls are based on the legend of Bodhidharma, the founder of Zen Buddhism, who legend says meditated for so long that his entire body wasted away beneath him, leaving a serenely enlightened head. In Fields' world, the "real" Daruma are fallen monks and priests turned into giant shrimp demons who seek out happy lovers and chew off their genitals in "some kind of bizarre attempt to control ‘human lust’." Riiiiiiiiiight.
Pounce : Meh.
Nibble : Two bites in one attack.
Mutilating Bite : Instead of Nibble, go straight for the babymakin' parts for extra damage.
Sexual Inversion Curse : Whatever character makes the deathblow on a Daruma must make a FORT save or have their gender permanently swapped, wtf?
Kanedama (CR 5)
Kijohime (CR 7)
Koma-Inu (CR
Lion statues that traditionally guarded the entrance to Buddhist temples, now come to life and full of neon or something. Pretty bor... Wait i missed something:
Divine Father of Cats Traditionally, Koma-Inu guardians were ornately sculpted lions flanking the entrances of great Buddhist temples. In the modern era, these artfully carved and expertly painted lions also guard the doors of Fashion Club Nekomimi. These new-era living statues are even more spectacular than their ancient relatives. Their stone bodies are etched with anime style and a decorated with neon colors. Magic and luminous neon tubes buried deep within their nearly indestructible stone hides bathes new-era Koma-Inu in a rainbow of patterns and colors. Divine Father of Cats (SU): In addition to its role as a guardian beast, the Koma-Inu also serve as a focal point for a unique kind of sexual magic. Across Japan, its an open secret that if you wish to bear a catchild, masturbating to orgasm with the Koma-Inu’s stone phallus will help you accomplish your goal. Any humanoid female who willingly does so is impregnated with either a Byakko (male) or Nekomusune (female) child. Women from across Japan occasionally visit the Fashion Club for this reason and are welcomed by the club’s owners. Unless attacked first or specifically ordered to do so by its creator, a Koma-Inu will not attack a member of either species. The otherwise mindless monster considers all such beings its children.
Amakaze (CR 10)
They look all wrinkled and old, but are "stronger than they were in their 20s", sprouting talons of gold and a sharklike mouth full of fangs when they fight.
Bribe Hell : Can sacrifice an item of Purchase DC 20 or higher to summon a CR 8 demonic bodyguard. This is actually why they're always decked out in designer watches, designer ties and the like, so they can be discarded in an emergency. Actually a pretty cool idea.
Black Coins : Throw a handful of bloody yen at a target as a free action. If it hits, the target is cursed with a spiritual bounty, giving any Outsiders allied with that particular Amakaze a bonus to attack them.
Economic Sadism : "The dark, materialist magic that sustains the immortal Amakaze loathes the working poor even as it depends upon them for sustenance." Bonus on all attack/damage rolls and Bluff/Diplomacy/Intimidate checks against targets with a Wealth Bonus of less than +8, and automatically confirm critical hits against targets with 0 Wealth Bonus. Fields you dumbass.
Murderous Fraud : "The Amakaze’s cold bone talons unravel a victim’s wealth and credit history even as they slice through his guts." Melee attacks deal additional damage to the target's Wealth Bonus. Sure why not.
Binbogami (CR 2)
It is (or was) a fairly common practice in Japan for moneylenders to take out life insurance policies on borrowers, so that just in case they tried to commit suicide rather than default, the company'd still profit. The Amakaze, beacons of capitalism that they are, take this a step further and turn loan-suicide cases into hordes of disposable zombie drones.
Unbreakable Contract : Destroy the body, they'll just regenerate and get right back to whatever mission their Amakaze had them on before. The only way to exorcise them permanently is to pay off their debt, permanently reducing your Wealth Bonus by 1 per hobozombie.
Daruma (CR 5)
Japanese daruma dolls are based on the legend of Bodhidharma, the founder of Zen Buddhism, who legend says meditated for so long that his entire body wasted away beneath him, leaving a serenely enlightened head. In Fields' world, the "real" Daruma are fallen monks and priests turned into giant shrimp demons who seek out happy lovers and chew off their genitals in "some kind of bizarre attempt to control ‘human lust’." Riiiiiiiiiight.
Pounce : Meh.
Nibble : Two bites in one attack.
Mutilating Bite : Instead of Nibble, go straight for the babymakin' parts for extra damage.
Sexual Inversion Curse : Whatever character makes the deathblow on a Daruma must make a FORT save or have their gender permanently swapped, wtf?
Kanedama (CR 5)
- The Amakaze's MIB force of demonic errand boys. They appear as plain, forgettable salarymen, complain about their job constantly, wear dark sunglasses to hide their total lack of eyes, and cheap rumpled suits to hide the fact that they have dog mouths instead of penises.
Blindsense : No eyes means no visual attacks. And they track by scent.
Cowards Prosper : Anyone hit by a Kanedama takes extra damage from its allies, as well as any further attacks from the same Kanedama. It doesn't say otherwise, so I guess this effect can stack from multiple Kanedama, making them a real threat in numbers.
Kijohime (CR 7)
- Demons of lust and jealousy, "given form when a young woman masturbates to a bitter, hurtful orgasm to thoughts of a lover she can never possess." Single-minded and not very bright, they come to Earth to seek out the target of the fantasy that spawned them so they can challenge them to a friendly game of tiddlywinks (no, not really). Armless but beautiful Japanese women from head to waist, red-and-gold snake's tail below. Vagina's lined with venomous serpents, and their breast milk is a neurotoxin. Sheesh.
Climb : Kijohime aren't actually bound by gravity, so they can slither across walls and ceilings with impunity.
Constrict : Well, they are half snake, y'know.
Shiofuki : Thinking of their intended lover-victim brings the Kijohime to a messy orgasm, spraying venomous ejaculate in a cone in front of them. Anyone hit must make a FORT save or be blinded for an hour; anyone who fails that save must make a second FORT save or take temporary DEX damage as well.
Solitary Lust : The opponent with the highest CHA has a penalty to the above saves, because the Kijohime likes them best.
Koma-Inu (CR
Lion statues that traditionally guarded the entrance to Buddhist temples, now come to life and full of neon or something. Pretty bor... Wait i missed something:
Divine Father of Cats Traditionally, Koma-Inu guardians were ornately sculpted lions flanking the entrances of great Buddhist temples. In the modern era, these artfully carved and expertly painted lions also guard the doors of Fashion Club Nekomimi. These new-era living statues are even more spectacular than their ancient relatives. Their stone bodies are etched with anime style and a decorated with neon colors. Magic and luminous neon tubes buried deep within their nearly indestructible stone hides bathes new-era Koma-Inu in a rainbow of patterns and colors. Divine Father of Cats (SU): In addition to its role as a guardian beast, the Koma-Inu also serve as a focal point for a unique kind of sexual magic. Across Japan, its an open secret that if you wish to bear a catchild, masturbating to orgasm with the Koma-Inu’s stone phallus will help you accomplish your goal. Any humanoid female who willingly does so is impregnated with either a Byakko (male) or Nekomusune (female) child. Women from across Japan occasionally visit the Fashion Club for this reason and are welcomed by the club’s owners. Unless attacked first or specifically ordered to do so by its creator, a Koma-Inu will not attack a member of either species. The otherwise mindless monster considers all such beings its children.
Kosode-No-Te to Shingami
Kosode-No-Te (CR 1/2)
Okiku (CR 3)
Shingami (CR 25)
Beyond Colossal Giant
Init -4; Senses Darkvision 60 ft
Aura Radioactive Hell (heavily irritated area 150 ft)
Languages Mindlessly repeats circa WWII anti-Japanese catch phrases
Defense 27, touch 2, flat-footed 27(-8 size, +25 natural)
hp 30d8+300 (435 hp); DR Damage Resistance 10/good
Fast Healing 3 Spell Resistance 22
Immune Acid, Fire, Radiation, Suffocation, Drowning, Vacuum, Massive Damage, Ability Score damage/drain, Energy Drain, Negative Levels
Resist Electricity 20,
Speed 100 ft (cannot run or shift)
Melee +49 melee slam (4d6+26 bludgeoning plus 4d6 fire, 18-20/x2)
Melee Space 500 ft x 500 ft.; Reach 150 ft
Base Atk +23; Grapple +65
Atk Options Squirming Cock Rush +49 melee (hits up to 3 enemies within 30 ft of each other), (4d6+26 bludgeoning and 1d6 fire) or
Slam +49 melee (4d6+26 bludgeoning plus 4d6 fire, 18-20/x2) or
Fling +23 melee (thrown 500 ft straight up or any direction, falling damage 20d6 REF DC 60 halves)
Horrific Orgasm (20d10 acid, 500 ft cone, REF DC 28 half, once every 3d6 rounds)
Abilities STR 52 DEX 3 CON 31 INT 3 WIS 15 CHA 9
+26 -4 +10 -4 +2 -1
SQ Eventual Return
Feats Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Improved Sunder
The Shingami is the ‘western god of death’, a colossal psychic monster created from the hate and bigotry of an entire nation. Born during World War II, the Shingami is the living embodiment of American sin- the loathsome spirit that put Japanese-Americans into camps, and the same rage that burnt the world at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Like the Genbu, the colossal Shingami has slept through the decades, somewhere deep beneath the Sea of Othosk. Coral has grown over the monster’s resting place, and every day cargo ships drift lazily by above. For most, the Shingami is long forgotten. Only a handful of Japanese arcanists serving with Police Section Seven believe the monster still lives and even fewer have a plan to destroy the great beast if it should ever reawaken.
The Shingami stands taller than most of Tokyo’s sky scrapers, and it’s sheer mass shakes the ground with every step it takes. The monster resembles a gigantic ebony ape with dozens of jagged horns nearly half a kilometer long protruding from its spine and the crown of its head. The Shingami’s sickly yellow and black face is like something out of a WWII propaganda poster- a slant eyed, bucktoothed, leering parody of a Japanese man’s. Dozens of penis tendrils, each the size of subway trains whip, from beneath the creature’s bulging gut. The Shingami’s eyes glow a bloody crimson, and its light is strong enough to blot out the sun. From head to hooves, the monster is wreathed in atomic flames.
Radioactive Hell (SU) : The Shingami laughed at the atomic end of World War II, relishing the destruction. It is a creature of elemental atomic fire. A 150 ft radius around the behemoth is considered heavily irradiated and remains so for 1d6 minutes after the Shingami passes.
Squirming Cock Rush (EX) : The Shingami’s enormous prehensile cocks strike up to three enemies which must be within 30 ft of one another with every attack. Make one attack roll for all adversaries, and this is considered a single attack. All enemies struck by the behemoth’s cock suffer the same amount of damage.
Fling (EX) : If the clumsy Shingami can get hold of a Huge or smaller target, it can toss the target up to 500 ft in any direction it chooses. If attacking a Medium or smaller target, it may scoop up two adjacent Medium sized enemies with a single attack roll. It really, really likes doing this.
Horrific Orgasm (SU) : As often as once every 3d6 rounds, the Shingami can ejaculate waves upon waves of acidic greenish-grey semen from every one of its dozen cocks. Bits of the corpses it has created rush out mixed with the acidic spray.
As a full round action, the Shingami unleashes a 500 ft cone of acid which inflicts 20d10 points of acid damage to everything within the blast radius. Characters caught within the spray may attempt a DC 28 REF Save for half damage.
Eventual Return (EX) : The Shingami is nearly impossible to ever truly destroy. It can only be permanently slain if a character of American nationality voluntarily chooses to sacrifice themselves to the task. The creature must first be brought to negative HP equal to its maximum positive HP total, and the American sacrifice must immolate him or herself atop the gigantic corpse. Otherwise, the slain behemoth will return to life in 4d6 months, or upon the next Akashita Wind storm.
Kosode-No-Te (CR 1/2)
- Resembles an ordinary woman's kimono, until it's worn, when it suddenly starts groping them with invisible hands. And that's it.
Okiku (CR 3)
- "The Okiku are the restless spirits who heard the call of the Hanging Academy, but could not answer it." Yes the Hanging Academy is a thing in Black Tokyo. Anyway, I guess they must be undead teenage suicides or something, since they "resemble the girls they once were" except for being filled with insects and black smoke to replace the viscera removed during autopsy, and try to drive living girls to despair and death.
Cloud of Doubt : That smoke I mentioned leaks out to form a permanent miasma which surrounds them, removing any fear immunities and penalizing WILL saves.
Deathsmoke Kiss : An Okiku can make a grapple check to kiss an opponent, forcing acidic smoke into their lungs. Male victims only take half damage, but females not only take full damage from the attack, but must make a WILL save or become listless and suicidal, suffering a penalty to all rolls until she's either hit with a Remove Curse spell or offs herself. If the latter, they rise as a new Okiku in 48 hours.
Suicide Pact : Okiku work online, too. Killing one sets off an optional side-quest to save one of its online friends from killing herself because of the sudden abandonment.
Shingami (CR 25)
Beyond Colossal Giant
Init -4; Senses Darkvision 60 ft
Aura Radioactive Hell (heavily irritated area 150 ft)
Languages Mindlessly repeats circa WWII anti-Japanese catch phrases
Defense 27, touch 2, flat-footed 27(-8 size, +25 natural)
hp 30d8+300 (435 hp); DR Damage Resistance 10/good
Fast Healing 3 Spell Resistance 22
Immune Acid, Fire, Radiation, Suffocation, Drowning, Vacuum, Massive Damage, Ability Score damage/drain, Energy Drain, Negative Levels
Resist Electricity 20,
Speed 100 ft (cannot run or shift)
Melee +49 melee slam (4d6+26 bludgeoning plus 4d6 fire, 18-20/x2)
Melee Space 500 ft x 500 ft.; Reach 150 ft
Base Atk +23; Grapple +65
Atk Options Squirming Cock Rush +49 melee (hits up to 3 enemies within 30 ft of each other), (4d6+26 bludgeoning and 1d6 fire) or
Slam +49 melee (4d6+26 bludgeoning plus 4d6 fire, 18-20/x2) or
Fling +23 melee (thrown 500 ft straight up or any direction, falling damage 20d6 REF DC 60 halves)
Horrific Orgasm (20d10 acid, 500 ft cone, REF DC 28 half, once every 3d6 rounds)
Abilities STR 52 DEX 3 CON 31 INT 3 WIS 15 CHA 9
+26 -4 +10 -4 +2 -1
SQ Eventual Return
Feats Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Improved Sunder
The Shingami is the ‘western god of death’, a colossal psychic monster created from the hate and bigotry of an entire nation. Born during World War II, the Shingami is the living embodiment of American sin- the loathsome spirit that put Japanese-Americans into camps, and the same rage that burnt the world at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Like the Genbu, the colossal Shingami has slept through the decades, somewhere deep beneath the Sea of Othosk. Coral has grown over the monster’s resting place, and every day cargo ships drift lazily by above. For most, the Shingami is long forgotten. Only a handful of Japanese arcanists serving with Police Section Seven believe the monster still lives and even fewer have a plan to destroy the great beast if it should ever reawaken.
The Shingami stands taller than most of Tokyo’s sky scrapers, and it’s sheer mass shakes the ground with every step it takes. The monster resembles a gigantic ebony ape with dozens of jagged horns nearly half a kilometer long protruding from its spine and the crown of its head. The Shingami’s sickly yellow and black face is like something out of a WWII propaganda poster- a slant eyed, bucktoothed, leering parody of a Japanese man’s. Dozens of penis tendrils, each the size of subway trains whip, from beneath the creature’s bulging gut. The Shingami’s eyes glow a bloody crimson, and its light is strong enough to blot out the sun. From head to hooves, the monster is wreathed in atomic flames.
Radioactive Hell (SU) : The Shingami laughed at the atomic end of World War II, relishing the destruction. It is a creature of elemental atomic fire. A 150 ft radius around the behemoth is considered heavily irradiated and remains so for 1d6 minutes after the Shingami passes.
Squirming Cock Rush (EX) : The Shingami’s enormous prehensile cocks strike up to three enemies which must be within 30 ft of one another with every attack. Make one attack roll for all adversaries, and this is considered a single attack. All enemies struck by the behemoth’s cock suffer the same amount of damage.
Fling (EX) : If the clumsy Shingami can get hold of a Huge or smaller target, it can toss the target up to 500 ft in any direction it chooses. If attacking a Medium or smaller target, it may scoop up two adjacent Medium sized enemies with a single attack roll. It really, really likes doing this.
Horrific Orgasm (SU) : As often as once every 3d6 rounds, the Shingami can ejaculate waves upon waves of acidic greenish-grey semen from every one of its dozen cocks. Bits of the corpses it has created rush out mixed with the acidic spray.
As a full round action, the Shingami unleashes a 500 ft cone of acid which inflicts 20d10 points of acid damage to everything within the blast radius. Characters caught within the spray may attempt a DC 28 REF Save for half damage.
Eventual Return (EX) : The Shingami is nearly impossible to ever truly destroy. It can only be permanently slain if a character of American nationality voluntarily chooses to sacrifice themselves to the task. The creature must first be brought to negative HP equal to its maximum positive HP total, and the American sacrifice must immolate him or herself atop the gigantic corpse. Otherwise, the slain behemoth will return to life in 4d6 months, or upon the next Akashita Wind storm.
FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!
Spells!
- Armored by Failure : A favorite of Amakaze, each allied creature slain within the spell's area of effect increases the caster's Damage Reduction by 1/-. The components even include "idiot henchmen".
Cock Like A Piston : A favorite of bousouzoku street-mages, the caster's cock turns into a piston with which they fuck their motorcycle's engine for better speed and handling.
Deadening Defense : Completely cuts the caster off from the Earth Realm's ley lines, rendering them all but invulnerable to all magical effects, good or ill.
Evil's Tools : Switch any morally-aligned Damage Resistance possessed by the caster. Used by elder oni against demon hunters.
Fertility Control : Exactly what it sounds like.
Intimate Shards : A self-damaging area attack, needlessly focused on the breasts and genitals.
Piss Like A Dragon : Charge your bladder with mystical energy. Hold it in for up to 12 hours, then blast out a firehose stream of burning urine, range and damage dependent on how long it's been held back.
Slut Training : The target takes 100 points of damage in 24 hours time, minus one point for each person they bring to orgasm within that time. FIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLDS!!
Sudden Flowering : Take the berry from a Kijimunna, throw it like a grenade, and turn any non-magical items splashed with its juice into wood, flower and fruits.
Well-Educated Slut : So long as the spell lasts, get XP for banging a creature as if you'd defeated them in combat.
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Jesus with the wall of fucking text, use spoiler tags
Zaryiu
kiwifarms.net
Here's the "classy" cover to Black Tokyo, and fuck me
Black Tokyo: The Hentai S.R.D. By Chris Field
NSFW: This is what greets us on the first actual page.
As shown in that picture the very first page is literally just Field glorying in the fact that he can finally write whatever he wants and his editors can't stop him now, because he's SUPPOSED to be writing about porn. So he slings out CUM COCK PUSSY VAGINAL EXPLOSION GORE TORPEDO all over the fucking place, like a giddy teenager whose parents have given up trying to stop his profanity-laden outposts at the dinner table. We're told that hentai exists to remind us that we are MEAT MACHINES and that sex will be MEMORABLE in a hentai campaign.
Hentai as a Genre
Where Chris informs us that he's picking ghost boners and bondage porn as the particular inspiration for Black Tokyo because hey, that's apparently the sort of hentai that makes for the best game! I guess he would happen to be the expert on this subject, so I'll defer to his Fieldness.
Lolicon, Incest and Rape
Notice the following he wrote:
I deliberately avoided including OVERT loli elements in Black Tokyo.
He's lying and that will be a reoccurring thing he does, it is pedophilia if the victim is 16 Chris!
Incest: It's cool and lets you do special BONER MAGIC and no one is ever scarred by being raped by their brother or anything. It's always a positive experience! /sarcasm
The only slightly redeeming aspect of this shitty section is that he informs us to make sure our players are okay with being raped before having any of that in the game. Thank God, wouldn't want anyone playing the CREEPY HENTAI RPG to feel UNCOMFORTABLE. But on the other hand, that you have to remind your players to basically establish a "safe word" before playing your game is also another one of those FLASHING RED FLAGS to any sane human.
Hentai Character Options
Honestly nothing too weird here except for Field mentioning that he's written a supplement for SEXAROIDS and insisting that A) hentai originally meant "transformation" or "disfigurement"(anyone know enough about the Japanese language to call him out on that one?), as justification for everyone and everything being a shapeshifter, and that B) most hentai is actually SOCIAL SATIRE(I admit I have only seen in total less than 5 seconds of hentai, but I never got this vibe from it. Is there genuinely any of this? Or is Field just trying to look clever about watching cartoon porn?). The section is largely just reminding us that we everyone has fucked everything, there's more magic than robots and we should focus a lot on social feats and skills because hey, this stuff is about dickings and seduction.
Oh and... this, which honestly sounds like it's encouraging players to eat and rape the bodies of defeated foes, in no specific order.
Supplements
Oh, and this is where he shills his OTHER writing that he suggests we can use with the game. Including everything from crappy Otherverse books(in case we want tentacle rape with a side-order of Wiccan superiority who shoots magic missiles from her cunt while masturbating with a pentagram, these are pretty much verbatim examples from the book, by the way), through Jewish Ninjas, Computer Wizards and... The Innocent. Which he specifically says would be "the easiest way to include lolicon elements in Black Tokyo." So much for not being "overt" about your desire to fuck kids, huh, Fields?
Aside from the barely-hidden desire to include pedophilia in the book, the most amazing part of this short, introductory section is the Field Sidebar that ends it. Reproduced here in full without any edits.
That's right guys, Chris lies by claiming Japan is a superior nation with much less rape than any other nation because they whack off to creepy cartoon porn all the time. So you see, hentai is actually socially PROGRESSIVE. I think that for all of Field's defenses of this stuff, this is the damning proof: Once you start dragging SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE into your RPG to prove that you're not a creepy scumbag for writing it, you've pretty much admitted that you know you should feel uncomfortable.
Next time: We get into the crunch
Is this better?
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Before even the term weeaboo was coined, this all helps to emphasize that weeaboos existed way back then too.
Like you thought that Naruto and Toonami was the rise of extreme Japanophilia? This shit all began with the spergs in the 1980s who read one too many William Gibson novels and were staring off at Japan as some exotic place where everyone is well versed in computers and technology due to the 1980 Japanese Bubble Boom and would later be a cyberpunk dystopian authoritarian state where they could be like Thailand expats who think the entire nation is a red light district and open pussy and sucky all day all night.
All of this shit makes interest in 1990s and 2000s anime quaint compared to this pseudo intellectual galaxy brain roll D69 then spin D20 to insert penis and if a check doesn't bounce your dick gets cut off and put into a dog's ass for a scat cannibal sex act nonsense. The shitty wannabe amerime and "high tech 3D dogshit renders" is on the level of the 1990s portraying Asians with bowl cuts and beady eyes in racial diversity representation that I'm surprised the latter isn't that much more prominent considering the immense overblown exoticifcation of Japan. This entire game is like that one webcomic where a porno appreciation class has a weeaboo who brings a map of the entire nation of Japan and shows it to his teacher.
Wait, 2008? As the French say, retarder, hon hon hon. This game missed the mark by a decade when 1980s Japanese Cyberpunk speculation died out as fast as shares on the day of the 1991 Japanese Bubble Crash. Now I can see why the good reason why "Only Anime can be made in Japan" was a prevalent saying in the fandom.
He already shot himself in the foot by showing how creepy and objectifying weeaboos of a feather as he are. No amount of scientific fact can deny that. Even people who read hentai on the subways in Japan don't parade themselves like him about this. Has Chris been blacklisted from Japan yet? I think the Japanese Government ought to know.
If the Japanese managed to stumble upon his work and see how he portrays Japan, I could at least hope his works would bugger some ultranationalistic groups. Writing Japan off as a land ruled by some demonic corporate cabal that likes to rape and eat kids while letting genetically engineered special needs catgirl run amok while protected by vagina blood shotgun witches and having school girls from a suicide forest is likely to weird out some of the Japanese.
Do you know what lies below the tip of the iceberg?
I know of the death god Fields has written as an enemy with it's tentacle dicks the size of subway cars, as well as all the abilities like wearing your own shit as armor, unbirthing your enemies, incest ogre demi-gods or whatever it was that was mentioned pages back with having incest hotels, and retarded catgirl death squads. At least one of the things in it would probably leave a Japanese guy uneased if he saw something from Black Tokyo beyond it being weebshit if the guy himself wasn't a sick fuck that was into something like guro.
They'd decide Mishima and the ultranationalists were right and Japan needs to burn out the foreign devils and their malign influences.
I admit, the armored by failure spell looks kind of amusing/interesting. The kind of thing you slap on a boss who's got minions.
Too bad the rest of this is a flaming sack of dogshit on our doorstep.
Too bad the rest of this is a flaming sack of dogshit on our doorstep.
Zaryiu
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Hentai Feats
So we've gotten past the introduction where Field justifies what he's doing, and into the meat of the mechanics that he's adding. Hentai Feats is the first of those chapters and, it's not really THAT terrible(well, I know I wrote that at the head of the last post before I lost it, and that turned out to be wrong, but I mean it this time). Generally, you can split the new feats into four categories.
#1: Remarkably enough useful for people who aren't jerking off at the gaming table(the smallest category).
#2: Forgettable feats that I won't bother to cover.
#3: Pedestrian and predictable feats about dicks. The sort of stuff you'd HAVE to have in a hentai RPG, which aren't very scarring, reasonably fitting and occasionally a bit humorous.
#4: The feats that tell us strange and disturbing things about the porn that Field prefers to watch.
The first thing we notice, when cracking open the chapter, is that on the very first page, Field makes a unique version of Barbarian Rage, which you could call Misogynist Rage. By which I mean that it lets you pick a gender you hate and go berserk with desire to murder them, rape them, or both. Either you hate a gender for not letting you fuck them, or you hate a gender for being sexual competition. There's also a generic BE A HERMAPHRODITE feat which is accompanied by a truly miserable depiction of fellatio between two androgynous creatures.
Black Fatherhood in that it basically means that if you knock someone up, the unborn child allows you to affect them telepathically, compelling them to do stuff, and once the kid is born, you can either try to have the birth be fatal to the mother, or to somehow brainwash her into being your ally permanently and then i had to take aa shower when i read that the fetuses created through use of this feat? they rape their mother while in the womb (i'm so not joking, this is physically paining from how retarded this is).
Bodymeld and Bodywalk fit into the feats that I find are kind of interesting, with a bit of work. Bodymeld lets two characters fuse their bodies into some sort of towering creature that has both their abilities and characteristics. Scrape out the bits about where it requires fuckin' to jumpstart and has both partners' genitalia, and it could be cool. Bodywalk is the sort of thing you could imagine a dark villain or necromancer using, as it literally allows you to liquefy yourself and teleport through one person's body and out through another. It is, of course, cripplingly painful and somewhat damaging to the victims, but a villain with disposable minions could use them as gates without giving a fuck. Bones of Paper also fits into the "kinda neat" category, as it lets you either reshape your bones for better damage resistance, or temporarily jellify them so you can slip through cracks and crevices like and ooze.
Of course, this "kinda neat" section instantly comes to an end with two more feats. Caress of Soiled Cloth basically means you can use someone's underwear as a voodoo doll by , affecting them with sex feats from afar. It's one of the predictable porn feats. Then Cocoon of Filth... yes it's |THAT feat where you use your own shit and piss as a suit of armor. It uses the wording "mystic feces," which should forever be marked as a goddamn crime against humanity.
Cosplay you make an incredibly lifelike(or stylized, I suppose) costume resembling a character or person, and when wearing that costume, you can get some associated skill boosts. Like, it seems kind a like of neat, shamanistic thing. You make a mask resembling a famous painter, and when wearing it, it channels some of his painting talent. It does have kind of a loophole as a feat, though, a costume's bonuses are dependent on how great a skill check you get on "Craft: Visual Arts." Costumes can themselves enhance this skill. So you could sort of get into a loop of having costumes that grant increasingly greater bonuses to creating more costumes, assuming your rolls back it up.
So we've gotten past the introduction where Field justifies what he's doing, and into the meat of the mechanics that he's adding. Hentai Feats is the first of those chapters and, it's not really THAT terrible(well, I know I wrote that at the head of the last post before I lost it, and that turned out to be wrong, but I mean it this time). Generally, you can split the new feats into four categories.
#1: Remarkably enough useful for people who aren't jerking off at the gaming table(the smallest category).
#2: Forgettable feats that I won't bother to cover.
#3: Pedestrian and predictable feats about dicks. The sort of stuff you'd HAVE to have in a hentai RPG, which aren't very scarring, reasonably fitting and occasionally a bit humorous.
#4: The feats that tell us strange and disturbing things about the porn that Field prefers to watch.
The first thing we notice, when cracking open the chapter, is that on the very first page, Field makes a unique version of Barbarian Rage, which you could call Misogynist Rage. By which I mean that it lets you pick a gender you hate and go berserk with desire to murder them, rape them, or both. Either you hate a gender for not letting you fuck them, or you hate a gender for being sexual competition. There's also a generic BE A HERMAPHRODITE feat which is accompanied by a truly miserable depiction of fellatio between two androgynous creatures.
Black Fatherhood in that it basically means that if you knock someone up, the unborn child allows you to affect them telepathically, compelling them to do stuff, and once the kid is born, you can either try to have the birth be fatal to the mother, or to somehow brainwash her into being your ally permanently and then i had to take aa shower when i read that the fetuses created through use of this feat? they rape their mother while in the womb (i'm so not joking, this is physically paining from how retarded this is).
Bodymeld and Bodywalk fit into the feats that I find are kind of interesting, with a bit of work. Bodymeld lets two characters fuse their bodies into some sort of towering creature that has both their abilities and characteristics. Scrape out the bits about where it requires fuckin' to jumpstart and has both partners' genitalia, and it could be cool. Bodywalk is the sort of thing you could imagine a dark villain or necromancer using, as it literally allows you to liquefy yourself and teleport through one person's body and out through another. It is, of course, cripplingly painful and somewhat damaging to the victims, but a villain with disposable minions could use them as gates without giving a fuck. Bones of Paper also fits into the "kinda neat" category, as it lets you either reshape your bones for better damage resistance, or temporarily jellify them so you can slip through cracks and crevices like and ooze.
Of course, this "kinda neat" section instantly comes to an end with two more feats. Caress of Soiled Cloth basically means you can use someone's underwear as a voodoo doll by , affecting them with sex feats from afar. It's one of the predictable porn feats. Then Cocoon of Filth... yes it's |THAT feat where you use your own shit and piss as a suit of armor. It uses the wording "mystic feces," which should forever be marked as a goddamn crime against humanity.
Cosplay you make an incredibly lifelike(or stylized, I suppose) costume resembling a character or person, and when wearing that costume, you can get some associated skill boosts. Like, it seems kind a like of neat, shamanistic thing. You make a mask resembling a famous painter, and when wearing it, it channels some of his painting talent. It does have kind of a loophole as a feat, though, a costume's bonuses are dependent on how great a skill check you get on "Craft: Visual Arts." Costumes can themselves enhance this skill. So you could sort of get into a loop of having costumes that grant increasingly greater bonuses to creating more costumes, assuming your rolls back it up.
Then we move on to KILLER SEMEN that turns whoever you're fucking into stone, CURSED CUNT that does CON damage to people who fuck you, a couple of feats for trading bodies with your family when fucking them and a kind of unsettling one called Gunslinger's Fetish. It means that if you shoot someone with your PHALLIC WEAPONS, you can basically affect them with any feat that required you to have fucked them first. The absurd thing about this feat isn't so much the effect as the bad writing accompanying it, however, allow me to illustrate:
Hollow-Point Penile Substitute sounds like a punk rock band
There's a feat for getting power by watching your relatives masturbate and then... "Gift of Innocence." I mean, on the surface, it's just the ability to cure people's mental trauma with sex. It removes any trauma caused by sex-related things, cures STD's and terminates unwanted pregnancies... and then it restores their hymen... Wtf?
Mother to Demons lets you create a demonic army from your vagina. "Your vaginal lips are a torrii gate that opens between worlds." in the book's own words. In a relatively short span of time, and for kind of a negligible cost in XP, you can pump out medusae, fiends and the like with indefinite lifespans(or you can just pump them out to survive for an hour or so as a disposable minion otherwise).
Also, for the record, the repeated use of the word COMBAT PENIS for the various feats that allow you to stab people to death with your cock makes me gringe .
"Painted with Seed" is one of those feats that strikes me as fitting to the concept of a porn RPG without disgusting us with Field's repeated fetishism for pregnancy and rape. Basically, whenever someone hoses you down with semen, you get mystic bonuses from it. But on top of that, it comes with a groggy table for determining what bonuses you get from where the semen hits you. Some of them are REMARKABLY handy. Strength bonuses, regeneration and walking walls like a spider, among other things.
And of course, since I mentioned COMBAT PENIS, there is the Phallic Spear Technique. Yeah, this is the one that turns your cock into a prehensile, horrifying tentacle that can murder people from across the room. It's really no more terrifying than that.
Puzzle of Flesh is neat, since it lets you split your body up into as many parts as you want, all of which sort of wobble off on their own errands as you want them to. A handy way to get all of the work around the house done in minimum time, I suppose.
We've got some cancer magic feats, etc. etc. it all starts to get reasonably standard. Though Tentacled Myriad does have some hilarious, borderline NSFW, Art. It's the feat that allows you to explode into a spherical ball of tentacles that grapple and molest people.
Where we get back to Field Is Fucked territory is in the last few pages, as we hit the U's and V's. Vaginal Prison and Unbirthing. I quote: "BY SENDING AN ACTION POINT, YOUR VAGINA BECOMES A STRANGE TESSERACT, A FOLD IN SPACE AND TIME ." It allows you to eat someone you're fucking with your vagina, literally crushing them to death at the same time. Unbirthing is the feat that further amplifies the horror by rapidly disintegrating and de-aging them while they're inside you.
Gross gross gross.
Wards of Filth lets you paint a protective barrier against the supernatural with your own shit. I figure it's just that demons don't want to go near anyone crazy enough to start using their own feces to draw on the walls.
We finish the chapter off with Wombscrape, which gives you a breath weapon composed of "predatory semen," and Womanly Suffocation, which, if you are female, turns you into a blob of blubbery flesh and tits which wash over enemies and crush them beneath your bulk, or choke them to death within it. Delightful!
Next up: HENTAI CLASSES. Where hopefully things will become weird enough to be noteworthy again.
Hollow-Point Penile Substitute sounds like a punk rock band
There's a feat for getting power by watching your relatives masturbate and then... "Gift of Innocence." I mean, on the surface, it's just the ability to cure people's mental trauma with sex. It removes any trauma caused by sex-related things, cures STD's and terminates unwanted pregnancies... and then it restores their hymen... Wtf?
Mother to Demons lets you create a demonic army from your vagina. "Your vaginal lips are a torrii gate that opens between worlds." in the book's own words. In a relatively short span of time, and for kind of a negligible cost in XP, you can pump out medusae, fiends and the like with indefinite lifespans(or you can just pump them out to survive for an hour or so as a disposable minion otherwise).
Also, for the record, the repeated use of the word COMBAT PENIS for the various feats that allow you to stab people to death with your cock makes me gringe .
"Painted with Seed" is one of those feats that strikes me as fitting to the concept of a porn RPG without disgusting us with Field's repeated fetishism for pregnancy and rape. Basically, whenever someone hoses you down with semen, you get mystic bonuses from it. But on top of that, it comes with a groggy table for determining what bonuses you get from where the semen hits you. Some of them are REMARKABLY handy. Strength bonuses, regeneration and walking walls like a spider, among other things.
And of course, since I mentioned COMBAT PENIS, there is the Phallic Spear Technique. Yeah, this is the one that turns your cock into a prehensile, horrifying tentacle that can murder people from across the room. It's really no more terrifying than that.
Puzzle of Flesh is neat, since it lets you split your body up into as many parts as you want, all of which sort of wobble off on their own errands as you want them to. A handy way to get all of the work around the house done in minimum time, I suppose.
We've got some cancer magic feats, etc. etc. it all starts to get reasonably standard. Though Tentacled Myriad does have some hilarious, borderline NSFW, Art. It's the feat that allows you to explode into a spherical ball of tentacles that grapple and molest people.
Where we get back to Field Is Fucked territory is in the last few pages, as we hit the U's and V's. Vaginal Prison and Unbirthing. I quote: "BY SENDING AN ACTION POINT, YOUR VAGINA BECOMES A STRANGE TESSERACT, A FOLD IN SPACE AND TIME ." It allows you to eat someone you're fucking with your vagina, literally crushing them to death at the same time. Unbirthing is the feat that further amplifies the horror by rapidly disintegrating and de-aging them while they're inside you.
Gross gross gross.
Wards of Filth lets you paint a protective barrier against the supernatural with your own shit. I figure it's just that demons don't want to go near anyone crazy enough to start using their own feces to draw on the walls.
We finish the chapter off with Wombscrape, which gives you a breath weapon composed of "predatory semen," and Womanly Suffocation, which, if you are female, turns you into a blob of blubbery flesh and tits which wash over enemies and crush them beneath your bulk, or choke them to death within it. Delightful!
Next up: HENTAI CLASSES. Where hopefully things will become weird enough to be noteworthy again.
How dare you shit on the Bethesda Cycle of Infinite Power Growth.
Zaryiu
kiwifarms.net
I shit on the fact that Fields is an uncreative hack
Zaryiu
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Milk, piss and sexual fluids burst through her clothes
In true ass-backwards Field fashion, we've gotten practically no fluff, a bunch of feats, and THEN we get to the classes. You know, the classes that we'd normally probably have picked before the feats or something. Fucked if I know.
Hentai Classes a.k.a Prestige classes that overall shouldn't exist
The Death Womb Seductress
That's our first NEW CHARACTER CLASS. Basically you're a lady who REALLY HATES DUDES, probably on account of molestation, rape, etc. and then a spider demon comes along and goes HEE HEE HEE WANT ME TO MAKE YOUR CUNT MAGICAL SO YOU CAN HURT THEM BACK? And you say "SURE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT DEAL" and now your vagina is cursed/haunted (reminds me of that comic book image with that "Samantha Brown, Your vagina is haunted!)/evil.
You get all sorts of exciting abilities, like... Razor Slit! Black Cum! Blood-Soaked Sheets! Vaginal Ichor! The first three are variants on making your vagina toothy, toxic or vampiric(in that order), while the fourth is something more exciting! It turns your vagina into a web-sprayer. We're also told that Death Womb Seductresses have Spiderman-like web sprayers on their wrists, and the openings for these look like "small vulvas." Delightful!
Now, ALL of a DWS' special killer abilities involves someone being stupid enough to fuck her. But, considering that they are largely intended as villains, and we've already hit a dozen examples of how vaginas and their secretions can murder you dead, what sort of PC in a Black Tokyo game would ever be stupid enough to fuck anyone? I mean, if we assume there are actually people out there who would unironically play an RPG just to bone other people's characters and NPC's, Black Tokyo seems kind of counterproductive as it makes picking up a date similar to venturing through the Tomb of Horrors: One misstep and only the GM knows if you're going to end up being disintegrated inside someone's unholy uterus without a saving throw.
The Devil Heart Hunter
You're a half-breed who doesn't know his DEMON DAD and whose mortal mom dumped you at an orphanage on account of you're a creepy little mutant. Hence you're pretty angry and you HUNT DEMONS. And of course the book informs us that no, you were never the result of a consensual and loving relationship, it was pretty much always RAPE. Rape rape rape rape rape. The word's starting to lose meaning to me after reading this book.
Scrape off the rape and I guess they're a functional class, though. Bunches of bonuses at beating up the supernatural, toxic attacks against them, the ability to manifest their weird heritage to terrify people, oh and despite being TOO CYNICAL FOR RELIGION, they can banish demons by pure force of will after a few levels. The one ability I specifically dig is that they can eat killed demons to gain temporary boosts, regenerate hit points, etc.
This one won't give me any nightmares.
THE FLOW WITCH
I think I remember these monstrosities from Otherverse. FUCK.
...Oh fuck no, I remembered Otherverse: America, let's just say for now that just thinking about it makes me nauseous.
Speaking of nausea, VAGINA WITCHES. Oh boy. What is with this asshole and menstruation, anyway? Christ. He probably orders jars full of fresh menstrual blood off of Craigslist or something.
They also get some unintentionally hilarious, NSFW, art. Fucking look at this shit!
So your very first ability as a FLOW WITCH is BLEEDING BY CHOICE.
Basically you become incontinent and your magic becomes extra terrifying as its target risk getting smeared with your blood or urine. Somehow this does not require Will checks for any opponents targeted, possibly because anyone living in a Field Universe is used to piss and blood being all over everything from the moment they wake up. I guess from a purely STATISTICAL perspective it's a boost since it lets you cast touch-range and personal-range spells within 30 feet as long as someone gets splashed by one of your piss-blood tentacles, but it's just nasty as hell.
In keeping with the BLOOD THEME, Flow Witches can also pump extra blood to their brain to get a super smell sense. Fucked if I know how that works.
Cleanliness & Knowledge Lick, despite sounding like an Exalted charm, this lets you drink someone's blood or other fluids and instantly know pretty much everything about them. So I guess it's basically a fan-made Exalted charm, then.
Flow Thought: If someone is masochistic enough to drink your menstrual blood they get a skill bonus from it, as the blood somehow contains some of your knowledge of the given skill.
Fluid Pharmacy: Your bodily fluids become MEDICINE. This was retarded in Otherverse: America and it's still retarded now.
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I JUST READ ONE OF FIELDS' PERSONAL SEXUAL FANTASIES? AUGH I FEEL FILTHY FOREVER. WATER WON'T GET IT OFF. Yes, this is an ability that lets you use your menstrual blood to brainwash people into permanent, mutated servants.
There are a couple more MAGICAL BREASTMILK abilities that are kind of forgettable since they don't do anything TOO crazy(one lets you swap around people's classes) and aren't horrifying.
Transformative Ejaculation: Basically the lady rubs herself to a female ejaculation while casting a beneficial spell and becomes a living geyser of my worst nightmares. Every ally she hoses down gets boosted by the spell. It's not even particularly boosted, so again it's just playing into Field's fetishes.
And... ugh. That's it for me for now. BUT I WILL PERSEVERE... next post.
Hentai Classes, Continued.
Freudian Oni
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes THE HULK. In Black Tokyo when some dudes get horny they spawn a huge, psionic demon that wants to rape things. I wouldn't even bring up this comparison except that the Freudian Oni is one of the classes that gets a little intro-quote shamelessly ganked from some writing or comic, and in this case it's the Hulk talking about how he wants to fuck some lady. I don't even know what diseased piece that's from, and I don't fucking WANT to know.
We're reminded that every person with a Freudian Oni class is a rapist. Even if he's keeping it in check because raping the rest of the party would be kind of fucked up, he's probably molested a dozen ladies. Because that's how Black Tokyo rolls: Either you're a rapist or you're a woman getting revenge on rapists. Yes, if anyone has missed it so far, there's kind of a thread that even evil female abilities like the Death Womb Seductress' are largely only triggered off because MEN were horrible towards them.
Every ability for the Freudian Oni is pretty much uninteresting, except for the fact that all of them mention that: "IF YOUR PSYCHIC DEMON IS BUSY RAPING SOMEONE, CONVINCING IT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE WILL REQUIRE THESE ROLLS."
It's also incredibly confusingly written because Oni and Freudian Oni are used interchangeably to refer to the character with the class, and the actual demon he summons. Fuck you, Field.
(Oh why?!) Ghostkiss Investigator
NSFW, I don't think Chris has ever actually seen a woman.
Ghostkiss Investigators are supposed to be sort of detectives linking the lands of the living and the dead, settling last matters for the dead so they can go to their peace. That's kind of a cool concept. Then we're told that they're regularly possessed by ghosts, because in Field Country, the main cause of being a restless spirit is that you need one last fuck. And what better way to get that than by possessing some idiot medium and fucking your girlfriend again. Fuck you, Chris.
Oh and one of the class requirements is having engaged in "sexual contact" with a ghost or undead being. Only necrophiles need apply!
"All are quietly, almost unnoticeably broken." No, I think we noticed it when they started fucking zombies.
And here's the first fucking ability: Altar of the Body. To paraphrase, it means that if you succeed at a social check or two against a given undead, you can fuck them, and if they fuck you, they have to let themselves be banished. And apparently this works no matter whether they'd normally be attracted to you, or even your gender. So you can literally be a big greasy dude who rapes the undead to eternal peace. Why.
The next special ability turns your pubic hair white and makes you immune to fear. I'm not sure why the hair colour thing is even in there.
Die In Pleasure means that if you give a handjob to someone as they're passing away, they'll never return as undead. Or if you're cranking off a zombie at the same time you can do positive energy damage to the undead creature.
The sad part is that in the middle of all of this are a bunch of GENUINELY HANDY AND INTERESTING abilities allowing the Ghostkiss Investigator to chat with the undead without being perceived as a threat by them, getting intelligence out of mindless undead, etc.
Finally, you get to fuck corpses until they become zombies and skeletons.
Let's get the hell away from this class.
Harem Mage
So here's what the Harem Mage does: He crafts sentient creatures and then deprives them of being free to choose who to love, instead binding them to a given person whom they're stuck being mindlessly enamoured with forever. Apparently these abilities are an outflow of being completely dissatisfied with "real women" and their not being mindless fucktoys who'll worship you.
The intro text also directly states that this is pretty much useless as a PC class as most harem mages are useless layabouts who spend all their time boning imaginary girls.
The first ability, however, puts this in doubt. See, they can create servants pretty much every day. They start with 8 in every stat and it costs XP for several days in a row to make them permanent, otherwise they fade away. Now, here is the thing: The only stat that determines how expensive they are for that period is their charisma score. So you can make a small army of extremely plain-looking girls who are nonetheless supernaturally dexterous or strong, and yes, they're sentient enough to gain class levels, but still unbreakably loyal to you.
Oh, yes, and once he gets some levels, he can start these girls off with actual class levels, including levels in Harem Mage , the book states. Meaning that basically you can have an infinitely looping legion of servitors by that point, the newest one is always busy creating yet another, all of them are unbreakably loyal to the one just above them in the chain. There are no skill checks or saves involved at ANY point, except to get away with paying slightly less XP.
Oh and they never need to eat, drink or breathe, either, so you can't argue that they'll somehow tax your budget or break the local economy.
You get literally no adventure-related abilities, but you don't need those when you have an army of goddamn immortals.
There's also a surprising lack of creepy in the fluff text aside from the mentioned bit in the intro about the mind-slavery.
The Sacred Pleasurer
"ONCE UPON A TIME, BEING A PROSTITUTE WAS A COMPLIMENT. BECAUSE ALL PROSTITUTES WERE HOLY. AND THIS IS WHY THE PEOPLE WHO CAST THEIR SPELLS WITH DICKINGS ARE MORE DEVOUT THAN ANY OTHER, SO SAYETH CHRIS FIELD."
NSFW: Pictured, someone realizing they're in a game written by Field.
But wait, Sacred Pleasurers aren't just divine whores, they've got special abilities! Like Blessings of the Yoni! Which means they can give you boosts by jerking you off! Chalice of the Divine! Which lets you bless your vulva! Lessons of the Yoni! Now when you fuck someone, you can rewrite their brain at the same time! Sacred Masturbation! Jerk off in public to give the audience stat boosts!
After the Flow Witch and that other prestige class I'm just not really that scarred by this one . So nothing really stands out to me as horrifying enough to mention. Vagina magic, vagina priests, etc. it's all pretty mild when no menstrual blood is involved
In true ass-backwards Field fashion, we've gotten practically no fluff, a bunch of feats, and THEN we get to the classes. You know, the classes that we'd normally probably have picked before the feats or something. Fucked if I know.
Hentai Classes a.k.a Prestige classes that overall shouldn't exist
The Death Womb Seductress
That's our first NEW CHARACTER CLASS. Basically you're a lady who REALLY HATES DUDES, probably on account of molestation, rape, etc. and then a spider demon comes along and goes HEE HEE HEE WANT ME TO MAKE YOUR CUNT MAGICAL SO YOU CAN HURT THEM BACK? And you say "SURE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT DEAL" and now your vagina is cursed/haunted (reminds me of that comic book image with that "Samantha Brown, Your vagina is haunted!)/evil.
You get all sorts of exciting abilities, like... Razor Slit! Black Cum! Blood-Soaked Sheets! Vaginal Ichor! The first three are variants on making your vagina toothy, toxic or vampiric(in that order), while the fourth is something more exciting! It turns your vagina into a web-sprayer. We're also told that Death Womb Seductresses have Spiderman-like web sprayers on their wrists, and the openings for these look like "small vulvas." Delightful!
Now, ALL of a DWS' special killer abilities involves someone being stupid enough to fuck her. But, considering that they are largely intended as villains, and we've already hit a dozen examples of how vaginas and their secretions can murder you dead, what sort of PC in a Black Tokyo game would ever be stupid enough to fuck anyone? I mean, if we assume there are actually people out there who would unironically play an RPG just to bone other people's characters and NPC's, Black Tokyo seems kind of counterproductive as it makes picking up a date similar to venturing through the Tomb of Horrors: One misstep and only the GM knows if you're going to end up being disintegrated inside someone's unholy uterus without a saving throw.
The Devil Heart Hunter
You're a half-breed who doesn't know his DEMON DAD and whose mortal mom dumped you at an orphanage on account of you're a creepy little mutant. Hence you're pretty angry and you HUNT DEMONS. And of course the book informs us that no, you were never the result of a consensual and loving relationship, it was pretty much always RAPE. Rape rape rape rape rape. The word's starting to lose meaning to me after reading this book.
Scrape off the rape and I guess they're a functional class, though. Bunches of bonuses at beating up the supernatural, toxic attacks against them, the ability to manifest their weird heritage to terrify people, oh and despite being TOO CYNICAL FOR RELIGION, they can banish demons by pure force of will after a few levels. The one ability I specifically dig is that they can eat killed demons to gain temporary boosts, regenerate hit points, etc.
This one won't give me any nightmares.
THE FLOW WITCH
I think I remember these monstrosities from Otherverse. FUCK.
...Oh fuck no, I remembered Otherverse: America, let's just say for now that just thinking about it makes me nauseous.
Speaking of nausea, VAGINA WITCHES. Oh boy. What is with this asshole and menstruation, anyway? Christ. He probably orders jars full of fresh menstrual blood off of Craigslist or something.
They also get some unintentionally hilarious, NSFW, art. Fucking look at this shit!
So your very first ability as a FLOW WITCH is BLEEDING BY CHOICE.
Basically you become incontinent and your magic becomes extra terrifying as its target risk getting smeared with your blood or urine. Somehow this does not require Will checks for any opponents targeted, possibly because anyone living in a Field Universe is used to piss and blood being all over everything from the moment they wake up. I guess from a purely STATISTICAL perspective it's a boost since it lets you cast touch-range and personal-range spells within 30 feet as long as someone gets splashed by one of your piss-blood tentacles, but it's just nasty as hell.
In keeping with the BLOOD THEME, Flow Witches can also pump extra blood to their brain to get a super smell sense. Fucked if I know how that works.
Cleanliness & Knowledge Lick, despite sounding like an Exalted charm, this lets you drink someone's blood or other fluids and instantly know pretty much everything about them. So I guess it's basically a fan-made Exalted charm, then.
Flow Thought: If someone is masochistic enough to drink your menstrual blood they get a skill bonus from it, as the blood somehow contains some of your knowledge of the given skill.
Fluid Pharmacy: Your bodily fluids become MEDICINE. This was retarded in Otherverse: America and it's still retarded now.
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I JUST READ ONE OF FIELDS' PERSONAL SEXUAL FANTASIES? AUGH I FEEL FILTHY FOREVER. WATER WON'T GET IT OFF. Yes, this is an ability that lets you use your menstrual blood to brainwash people into permanent, mutated servants.
There are a couple more MAGICAL BREASTMILK abilities that are kind of forgettable since they don't do anything TOO crazy(one lets you swap around people's classes) and aren't horrifying.
Transformative Ejaculation: Basically the lady rubs herself to a female ejaculation while casting a beneficial spell and becomes a living geyser of my worst nightmares. Every ally she hoses down gets boosted by the spell. It's not even particularly boosted, so again it's just playing into Field's fetishes.
And... ugh. That's it for me for now. BUT I WILL PERSEVERE... next post.
Hentai Classes, Continued.
Freudian Oni
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes THE HULK. In Black Tokyo when some dudes get horny they spawn a huge, psionic demon that wants to rape things. I wouldn't even bring up this comparison except that the Freudian Oni is one of the classes that gets a little intro-quote shamelessly ganked from some writing or comic, and in this case it's the Hulk talking about how he wants to fuck some lady. I don't even know what diseased piece that's from, and I don't fucking WANT to know.
We're reminded that every person with a Freudian Oni class is a rapist. Even if he's keeping it in check because raping the rest of the party would be kind of fucked up, he's probably molested a dozen ladies. Because that's how Black Tokyo rolls: Either you're a rapist or you're a woman getting revenge on rapists. Yes, if anyone has missed it so far, there's kind of a thread that even evil female abilities like the Death Womb Seductress' are largely only triggered off because MEN were horrible towards them.
Every ability for the Freudian Oni is pretty much uninteresting, except for the fact that all of them mention that: "IF YOUR PSYCHIC DEMON IS BUSY RAPING SOMEONE, CONVINCING IT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE WILL REQUIRE THESE ROLLS."
It's also incredibly confusingly written because Oni and Freudian Oni are used interchangeably to refer to the character with the class, and the actual demon he summons. Fuck you, Field.
(Oh why?!) Ghostkiss Investigator
NSFW, I don't think Chris has ever actually seen a woman.
Ghostkiss Investigators are supposed to be sort of detectives linking the lands of the living and the dead, settling last matters for the dead so they can go to their peace. That's kind of a cool concept. Then we're told that they're regularly possessed by ghosts, because in Field Country, the main cause of being a restless spirit is that you need one last fuck. And what better way to get that than by possessing some idiot medium and fucking your girlfriend again. Fuck you, Chris.
Oh and one of the class requirements is having engaged in "sexual contact" with a ghost or undead being. Only necrophiles need apply!
"All are quietly, almost unnoticeably broken." No, I think we noticed it when they started fucking zombies.
And here's the first fucking ability: Altar of the Body. To paraphrase, it means that if you succeed at a social check or two against a given undead, you can fuck them, and if they fuck you, they have to let themselves be banished. And apparently this works no matter whether they'd normally be attracted to you, or even your gender. So you can literally be a big greasy dude who rapes the undead to eternal peace. Why.
The next special ability turns your pubic hair white and makes you immune to fear. I'm not sure why the hair colour thing is even in there.
Die In Pleasure means that if you give a handjob to someone as they're passing away, they'll never return as undead. Or if you're cranking off a zombie at the same time you can do positive energy damage to the undead creature.
The sad part is that in the middle of all of this are a bunch of GENUINELY HANDY AND INTERESTING abilities allowing the Ghostkiss Investigator to chat with the undead without being perceived as a threat by them, getting intelligence out of mindless undead, etc.
Finally, you get to fuck corpses until they become zombies and skeletons.
Let's get the hell away from this class.
Harem Mage
So here's what the Harem Mage does: He crafts sentient creatures and then deprives them of being free to choose who to love, instead binding them to a given person whom they're stuck being mindlessly enamoured with forever. Apparently these abilities are an outflow of being completely dissatisfied with "real women" and their not being mindless fucktoys who'll worship you.
The intro text also directly states that this is pretty much useless as a PC class as most harem mages are useless layabouts who spend all their time boning imaginary girls.
The first ability, however, puts this in doubt. See, they can create servants pretty much every day. They start with 8 in every stat and it costs XP for several days in a row to make them permanent, otherwise they fade away. Now, here is the thing: The only stat that determines how expensive they are for that period is their charisma score. So you can make a small army of extremely plain-looking girls who are nonetheless supernaturally dexterous or strong, and yes, they're sentient enough to gain class levels, but still unbreakably loyal to you.
Oh, yes, and once he gets some levels, he can start these girls off with actual class levels, including levels in Harem Mage , the book states. Meaning that basically you can have an infinitely looping legion of servitors by that point, the newest one is always busy creating yet another, all of them are unbreakably loyal to the one just above them in the chain. There are no skill checks or saves involved at ANY point, except to get away with paying slightly less XP.
Oh and they never need to eat, drink or breathe, either, so you can't argue that they'll somehow tax your budget or break the local economy.
You get literally no adventure-related abilities, but you don't need those when you have an army of goddamn immortals.
There's also a surprising lack of creepy in the fluff text aside from the mentioned bit in the intro about the mind-slavery.
The Sacred Pleasurer
"ONCE UPON A TIME, BEING A PROSTITUTE WAS A COMPLIMENT. BECAUSE ALL PROSTITUTES WERE HOLY. AND THIS IS WHY THE PEOPLE WHO CAST THEIR SPELLS WITH DICKINGS ARE MORE DEVOUT THAN ANY OTHER, SO SAYETH CHRIS FIELD."
NSFW: Pictured, someone realizing they're in a game written by Field.
But wait, Sacred Pleasurers aren't just divine whores, they've got special abilities! Like Blessings of the Yoni! Which means they can give you boosts by jerking you off! Chalice of the Divine! Which lets you bless your vulva! Lessons of the Yoni! Now when you fuck someone, you can rewrite their brain at the same time! Sacred Masturbation! Jerk off in public to give the audience stat boosts!
After the Flow Witch and that other prestige class I'm just not really that scarred by this one . So nothing really stands out to me as horrifying enough to mention. Vagina magic, vagina priests, etc. it's all pretty mild when no menstrual blood is involved
That was painful to reread
I apologize for laughing out loud to both your misfortune to read this and the sheer absurdity of the classes. Yes, they are horrifying beyond all measure, but holy shit some of that is just so terrible its absurd. Like the Flow Witch.
Zaryiu
kiwifarms.net
masturbatory writing in the most literal sense
Hentai Magic
Magical Items this is the chapter on all the WACKY MAGICAL ITEMS!!!!! in Black Tokyo. And as per usual we're treated to a quagmire of mostly forgettable shit with a few shining grains of either misery or brilliance hidden inside. If you can think of a fetish or sex toy, there's probably a magical version of it here somewhere. For instance, there's a butt plug animal tail that actually turns you into that animal if you get off while wearing it.
Then there's a small armory's worth of anti-rapist weaponry, all described in masturbatory detail down to the smallest detail of appearance, caliber and so forth. Apparently all the weapon and ammo manufacturers from the real world are ported over to the Black Tokyo world for the purpose of Field being able to crank his gun-fetishism in our faces.
I do somewhat like some of the items that are based off of Asian/Japanese culture without being straight-up pornographic, though. Like the Rice Seed Coat. Apparently much like there are stories of vampires being compelled to count spilled seeds or stones, the same stories exist for Asian demons(or do they? Someone let me know if Field is just making this shit up), and in this world those stories were real and told by the demons to each other as horror stories. Someone wearing the coat can animate its colourful silk images of the story, terrifying any demons and outsiders who view it.
The Black and Coinless Cards seem like actual things you'd see in a magic-heavy modern-occult world, the former shifting to be an ID for any identity you need, and the latter being an enchanted credit card that always conjures up enough money for you to have the necessities.
There are some magical canes that are only enchanted to those knowledgeable about Buddhist religion/philosophy, empowering them to act as demon hunters. I feel like that's a nice touch, giving some actual reason for having those skills and knowledges. I wouldn't mind seeing more like that in magic-containing campaign worlds in general.
Pretty much every piece of magical armor is fetish-related, though, latex suits, pony play suits, etc. There's a suit that women have to masturbate with to activate, and a suit that guys have to fuck to activate. Just to keep the genders equal, here.
"Lemon drops are an arcane disinhibitor, a magical date rape drug." We knew it had to be in here, I just wanted to make sure you guys saw it.
The "Gashapon Armada Bag" is basically full of enchanted, angry toys. You hurl them at people's faces and they get cut up, like a poor man's Magic Missile. It's not particularly impressive or creative in effect
Not to be forgotten, however, is Field's menstrual fetish, and there is of course a magical tampon that will give you bonus feats if you leave it stuck in there until you should be getting toxic shock.
The Silk Coil Harness is his excuse to describe Japanese porn DVD covers to us, as he explains that the majority of them have a very specific bondage pattern on them, and this is how it goes. Oh and of course you wear this item like that. Of course it's pretty much completely fucking useless outside of its purpose as a fetish tool.
Surprisingly enough there are only two magical dildos. One lets you rape female corpses to life, the other is a holy dildo that lets you knock yourself up with a half-divine child. I think I'm starting to see a kind of repetitive necrophiliac thing here, too. Jesus.
Spells!
A lot of these are just refluffed or repeated spells that you'd find in base D20 stuff, but there are a few unique ones! Biological Imperative, for instance, lets you paralyze someone with orgasms. Or vomiting. Or shitting themselves. Your choice which.
Minutes Become Hours is actually a kind of cool spell, in that it lets you accelerate time in a small zone. It's not useful in combat, but it literally lets you spend a full day of recovery in half an hour or so. So if you're in a hurry and someone needs time to recuperate or rememorize spells, that sort of thing, this would be damn handy.
Red Zone: Zone of Boners. Everyone within this zone gets horny. You knew the spell had to be in here somewhere.
The chapter is surprisingly short, but honestly I'm pretty cool with that. To my further amazement there are no spells related to menstruating, corpsefucking or furries.https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3421366&pagenumber=226#post403543379
Chris "Asian Superiority" Field
Cosmology
Despite the name, this is just a bestiary for the book. Also the first piece of art in this chapter is some dude jerking off while watching a girl taking a piss, the entire thing is in black and white except for the piss which is a vibrant, golden yellow. Fuck's sake. And it's associated with a species of ghosts that do nothing but watch people take a dump .
We have a bunch of these original inventions, and a bunch of things happily ripped from Japanese mythology, and the main difference is that pretty much every creature has its genitals described. Whether they're "rotted stubs" or surrounded by eyes or worse.
Did I mention that the art is still utter, utter shit? Not Safe For Work as usual.
Rape rape rape rapitty rape rape rape. Either it's some SILLY WACKY ANIME CATGIRL/FOXGIRL, the ghost or zombie of someone who was raped in life or it's a demon who rapes people. There, I have now relayed for you some 30 pages of bestiary with no nuance lost.
Hentai Magic
Magical Items this is the chapter on all the WACKY MAGICAL ITEMS!!!!! in Black Tokyo. And as per usual we're treated to a quagmire of mostly forgettable shit with a few shining grains of either misery or brilliance hidden inside. If you can think of a fetish or sex toy, there's probably a magical version of it here somewhere. For instance, there's a butt plug animal tail that actually turns you into that animal if you get off while wearing it.
Then there's a small armory's worth of anti-rapist weaponry, all described in masturbatory detail down to the smallest detail of appearance, caliber and so forth. Apparently all the weapon and ammo manufacturers from the real world are ported over to the Black Tokyo world for the purpose of Field being able to crank his gun-fetishism in our faces.
I do somewhat like some of the items that are based off of Asian/Japanese culture without being straight-up pornographic, though. Like the Rice Seed Coat. Apparently much like there are stories of vampires being compelled to count spilled seeds or stones, the same stories exist for Asian demons(or do they? Someone let me know if Field is just making this shit up), and in this world those stories were real and told by the demons to each other as horror stories. Someone wearing the coat can animate its colourful silk images of the story, terrifying any demons and outsiders who view it.
The Black and Coinless Cards seem like actual things you'd see in a magic-heavy modern-occult world, the former shifting to be an ID for any identity you need, and the latter being an enchanted credit card that always conjures up enough money for you to have the necessities.
There are some magical canes that are only enchanted to those knowledgeable about Buddhist religion/philosophy, empowering them to act as demon hunters. I feel like that's a nice touch, giving some actual reason for having those skills and knowledges. I wouldn't mind seeing more like that in magic-containing campaign worlds in general.
Pretty much every piece of magical armor is fetish-related, though, latex suits, pony play suits, etc. There's a suit that women have to masturbate with to activate, and a suit that guys have to fuck to activate. Just to keep the genders equal, here.
"Lemon drops are an arcane disinhibitor, a magical date rape drug." We knew it had to be in here, I just wanted to make sure you guys saw it.
The "Gashapon Armada Bag" is basically full of enchanted, angry toys. You hurl them at people's faces and they get cut up, like a poor man's Magic Missile. It's not particularly impressive or creative in effect
Not to be forgotten, however, is Field's menstrual fetish, and there is of course a magical tampon that will give you bonus feats if you leave it stuck in there until you should be getting toxic shock.
The Silk Coil Harness is his excuse to describe Japanese porn DVD covers to us, as he explains that the majority of them have a very specific bondage pattern on them, and this is how it goes. Oh and of course you wear this item like that. Of course it's pretty much completely fucking useless outside of its purpose as a fetish tool.
Surprisingly enough there are only two magical dildos. One lets you rape female corpses to life, the other is a holy dildo that lets you knock yourself up with a half-divine child. I think I'm starting to see a kind of repetitive necrophiliac thing here, too. Jesus.
Spells!
A lot of these are just refluffed or repeated spells that you'd find in base D20 stuff, but there are a few unique ones! Biological Imperative, for instance, lets you paralyze someone with orgasms. Or vomiting. Or shitting themselves. Your choice which.
Minutes Become Hours is actually a kind of cool spell, in that it lets you accelerate time in a small zone. It's not useful in combat, but it literally lets you spend a full day of recovery in half an hour or so. So if you're in a hurry and someone needs time to recuperate or rememorize spells, that sort of thing, this would be damn handy.
Red Zone: Zone of Boners. Everyone within this zone gets horny. You knew the spell had to be in here somewhere.
The chapter is surprisingly short, but honestly I'm pretty cool with that. To my further amazement there are no spells related to menstruating, corpsefucking or furries.https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3421366&pagenumber=226#post403543379
Chris "Asian Superiority" Field
Cosmology
Despite the name, this is just a bestiary for the book. Also the first piece of art in this chapter is some dude jerking off while watching a girl taking a piss, the entire thing is in black and white except for the piss which is a vibrant, golden yellow. Fuck's sake. And it's associated with a species of ghosts that do nothing but watch people take a dump .
We have a bunch of these original inventions, and a bunch of things happily ripped from Japanese mythology, and the main difference is that pretty much every creature has its genitals described. Whether they're "rotted stubs" or surrounded by eyes or worse.
Did I mention that the art is still utter, utter shit? Not Safe For Work as usual.
Rape rape rape rapitty rape rape rape. Either it's some SILLY WACKY ANIME CATGIRL/FOXGIRL, the ghost or zombie of someone who was raped in life or it's a demon who rapes people. There, I have now relayed for you some 30 pages of bestiary with no nuance lost.
The World of Black Tokyo
So, Field? Yeah, raging weeaboo, we know that already. And he reminds us of it on the very first page of the "world" section. He starts off by talking about prostitution and porn in Japan, telling us how it's SO MUCH MESS stigmatized than in the West(because obviously the Japanese are super-enlightened!) and that while he totally didn't want to go into it... he just has to remind us that you can fuck 13 or 14-year-olds legally in Japan and that while he's totally not going to go into it in the book, you could totally use it as a plot hook. You know, if you really wanted to.
Next is a completely pointless bit about how birthrates are dropping in Japan. It has no relation to anything except for Field to remind us that he knows SO MUCH about Japan.
Then we get to LOCATIONS! And by "locations" I mean that Field describes a brothel with MAGICAL PROSTITUTES. Of course at least one of the POTENTIAL MAGICAL PROSTITUTES is a Flow Witch who sells glasses of her menstrual blood and piss. Thank you, Field, I didn't want my appetite after all. Then there's a magical baseball field where demons pop in to rape people. I really cannot describe how impossibly dull all the rape gets after a while.
Next up, something that can actually be used for something other than fetish fuel:
Project GILGAMESH
After invading Japan, the Americans find a slumbering EVIL DEMON TURTLE underground that must be kept sleeping at any cost because it's huge and fucking dangerous. Everyone's been studying the dumb thing since the Cold War or so and no one's figured out anything except that it's big and evil and no one has any clue how to kill it or keep it sleeping. Also it'd be really bad if it woke up.
It suggests that PC's can be working for the, now-underfunded project, and then also suggests that working near the EVIL DEMON TURTLE is slowly turning them all into rapists. Great. Alternately, it could be that the EVIL DEMON TURTLE is waking up, turning the whole base into HELL CITY and then suggests that F.E.A.R. is obviously the best inspiration for a "mission into a military base that has become a portal to hell itself." I'm not sure if it's funnier that Field constantly has to mention pop culture stuff or the fact that he misses out on referencing Doom here.
Next up he tells us about some mind-numbingly dull other organizations PC's could work for. All of them are just Generic Demon Fighting Dudes except for the ones that are Generic Demon Fighting Ladies but in being feminist, Field reminds us, they're totally more passionate and awesome than those stupid organizations that involve both genders.
This section weirdly cuts off right in the middle of a paragraph about haunted train cars full of demonic feces and demonic rape. I can't say I'm particularly sad about that.
And finally there is a stunted little bibliography section where you see that literally everything Field knows, or thinks he knows, about Japan, is from a single website, one magazine from 2005, anime(FLCL, Battle Royale, various hentai things), Panty Explosion, Silent Hill(the movie, not the game) and The Ring.
Which one do you want me review next among the following (I'll be able to review these faster that the others): Chastity & Depravity, Races of Black Tokyo or Races of the Tatakama?
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I suggest races because why not? I want to see what Fields comes up with player races and all the stupid shit he can put in.
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