Two old webpages I've found -

[Null]

This one is fake.

Spoiler

Christian's Sonichu Tripod site. I'm sure some people have seen this before, but I hadn't:
http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm

One line of interest is at the bottom:
"Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."

There's also this. I'm not sure what the point of this website is, but I think Chris sent in an autobiography in the year 2004 to try and mark Encyclopedia Dramatica as an untrusted website on some security index.
http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2007/Nov/103

This is a very long post, but I'm seeing names I never heard of until now. Chris has been doing this whole highschool blame-game for a while now.

 

[Hyperion]

That site was confirmed fake thousands of years ago, back on the original yuku board.

 

[Null]

That site was confirmed fake thousands of years ago, back on the original yuku board.

Which one? The tripod website?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Yeah, the "Like Patti Dying" page is fake and old... but the second one is new to me, at least. Let's look into this...

 

[Hyperion]

That site was confirmed fake thousands of years ago, back on the original yuku board.

Which one? The tripod website?

yeah the tripod. i dont know about the autobio though, its new to me as well.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Who the hell uses Tripod still? It's like Xanga, and it reminds me of the early internet days.

 

[DJAndyMD]

That second link to the autobio was abysmal to read. Then again, its the same shit we expect from Chris.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Four Score and over Three Years Ago, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been currently experiencing my own Lonesome and Sad Depression."

Chris was depressed for 83 years at the time of this writing?

 

[Kosher Dill]

The autobiography isn't new:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days

 

[MrTroll]

There's also this. I'm not sure what the point of this website is, but I think Chris sent in an autobiography in the year 2004 to try and mark Encyclopedia Dramatica as an untrusted website on some security index.

I misread that as securities index at first, and to be honest it made perfect sense to me that Chris would try to report ED to some investment banking site by sending them his autobiography.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

The problem is, it's so easy to replicate Chris' writing style due to even cwc originals basically being copy-pastes of his usual phrases. Is this word for word, the same Story of my current days, from his Animal crossing?

 

[Stuff and Things]

To be fair, comparing Bob's death to that of his dog sounds like something Chris would do.

True, but he would have used other words, something like "i've never been this sad since patti died" or something like that, he compares big tragedies with the tiny things that have happened in his life because he just can't describe or say or tell how bad they were... but not because he's a douchebag... ok, he is a huge douchebag, but at least you can tell whenever he wants to be "honest".

 

[Thetan]

There's also this. I'm not sure what the point of this website is, but I think Chris sent in an autobiography in the year 2004 to try and mark Encyclopedia Dramatica as an untrusted website on some security index.

I misread that as securities index at first, and to be honest it made perfect sense to me that Chris would try to report ED to some investment banking site by sending them his autobiography.

Not trying to derail the thread, but your avatar reminded me of one of my all time favorite movies, with one of the best quotes ever.

[youtube]gDKdHuyQpHY[/youtube]

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The first is a fake sonichu site, but we already got that.

The seccond is the "Story of my current days". Can you imagine typing that on an animal crossing keyboard? And people say I waste time painting warhammer figures.

 

[4Macie]

The first thing, as everyone has said, was fake
The life story isn't anything super new. I remember it was from his animal crossing, 'Story of my current days"

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The seccond is the "Story of my current days". Can you imagine typing that on an animal crossing keyboard? And people say I waste time painting warhammer figures.

You had that stupid voice call out every letter you input, as well. Really annoying.

 

[Misto]

It never fails to crack me up how he says that preparing an "attraction sign" was the most logical, sensible and foolproof thing to do. Hope he didn't dislocate his shoulder by patting himself on the back for coming up with such a brilliant idea.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It never fails to crack me up how he says that preparing an "attraction sign" was the most logical, sensible and foolproof thing to do. Hope he didn't dislocate his shoulder by patting himself on the back for coming up with such a brilliant idea.

He grew up buying into every ad. Of course he'd think taking that idea and applying it to dating is somehow pure genius. Chris's life has been nothing but copying something, modifying it so it's actually worse than the original, then acting smug about it. I fucking love it.

 

[Gretchen Weeners]

He grew up buying into every ad. Of course he'd think taking that idea and applying it to dating is somehow pure genius. Chris's life has been nothing but copying something, modifying it so it's actually worse than the original, then acting smug about it. I fucking love it.

Newspaper personals are EXPENSIVE!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He's much saltier now.

And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the University of
Virginia (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my Love
Quest (which I am having much LESS success there).

I can't believe he actually paid for a parking space to go do this.