DORITOS® JACKED™ Black Tyce and the "White Justice Army" launch assault on Eli's cottage to steal the weed. Jace defends. -

[ChuckSlaughter]

Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 20s
Update for ppl asking. No sleep last nite.Tyce left but I stayed frosty until dawn.Emptied cottage and barricaded doors+windows just in case

Shit, negros. There might be another day after all for our heroes.


Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 32s
If Tyce comes over to the cottage now he will find NOTHING except a VARIETY of barricades, locks and deadly traps!!! #HomeAlone2 #Geurilla

Did he say deadly traps?
This is so much better than Home Alone

 

[CWCissey]

So what are people's theories on what happened between last night and the first in this series of Tweets from Jace about 45 minutes ago?

Eli was arrested for loitering around the airport, Mrs Eli went to JFK, didn't see Eli slip into the bogs to hide and is waiting for her dumbarse son in North Brookfield, likely around Jace's (hence why the Alpha Site has fallen, that or Gail heard and kicked him out) The Tyce Man Party Van was towed away by the police but Tyce and the Schutzstaffel evaded them and are now enacting hit and run tactics on the cottage while Jace pisses himself and screams, firing BBs/throwing nearby cats at any mice he notices.

Can't wait to see what happens when Eli's parents find out he nailed all the doors and windows shut.
What I'm wondering now is how Jace got all the weed out of there without Tyce and the White Justice Army getting to him.

How do you think?

 

[noooooway]

Can't wait to see what happens when Eli's parents find out he nailed all the doors and windows shut.
What I'm wondering now is how Jace got all the weed out of there without Tyce and the White Justice Army getting to him.

you're giving jace waaaay too much credit. he said he barricaded the doors and windows, not nailed shut. what this probably means in reality is that he propped furniture and blankets up against them. wouldn't be at all surprised if he barricaded the wrong side of some doors, too.

 

[Dr. Meme]

So what are people's theories on what happened between last night and the first in this series of Tweets from Jace about 45 minutes ago?

Jace has a panic attack and nails all the windows and doors shut and starts firing his BB gun at tyce out of any opening he can while simultaneously getting rid of the cat and mice corpses spattered all over the wall, Tyce tries to get the weed by throwing bottles of Jenkim at the cottage and yelling obscenities at jace while DJ and Tony hotbox in the raceway van until the cops show up and tow away the car, and Eli hides in a janitorial closet at an airport trying to avoid his parents while eating shitty airport food and generally acting like a supa spy for as long as he still can.

 

[Smutley]

Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 32s
If Tyce comes over to the cottage now he will find NOTHING except a VARIETY of barricades, locks and deadly traps!!! #HomeAlone2 #Geurilla

Did he say deadly traps?
This is so much better than Home Alone

It's most likely all bluster and posturing to keep Tyce out of the shack but I really hope he didn't do this. Booby trapping things, including your own property, is illegal and really frowned on.

 

[Shiala]

Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 20s
Update for ppl asking. No sleep last nite.Tyce left but I stayed frosty until dawn..

I'm imagining this is how Jace spent the night to keep Tyce away:

 

[Null]

Katsu has verified the swastika van we heard over the police scanners last night was Tyce.

 

[Centipede]

Katsu has verified the swastika van we heard over the police scanners last night was Tyce.


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Oh fucking hell.

 

[osideguy92]

This is easily one of the most entertaining things I've ever witnessed play out over the Internet.

 

[CWCissey]

Oh this just keeps getting crazier and crazier.

Although I am waiting for Mr and Mrs Eli to arrive at the weed cottage only to be annoyed by Jace's home made punji sticks

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

 

[Burned Man]

But Jace I really want to see Katsu trying to fight the race war van.

 

[CWCissey]

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At JFK? That could describe a lot of people, champ...

 

[Tzyt]

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/532972459360673792

Eli's back!

 

[osideguy92]

Jace picked Eli up:

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/532972459360673792

 

[Sammy]

Katsu has verified the swastika van we heard over the police scanners last night was Tyce.


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Does anybody have any recordings of the police scanners from last night?

https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/532972459360673792

Eli's back!

 

[NeetBoy]

Does anybody have any recordings of the police scanners from last night?

Try this.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm honestly surprised that someone driving a white van possibly full of stoner kkkids with bb guns, fake skeletons, and weed managed to avoid the cops for more than 5 minutes, much less make it to Eli's cabin.
So any news from T-Dawg or did da fascest copz get him?

 

[Sammy]

Try this.

Thanks for the intel dude, press one for helpful gamers thread, press one!

 

[CWCissey]

I'm honestly surprised that someone driving a white van possibly full of stoner kkkids with bb guns, fake skeletons, and weed managed to avoid the cops for more than 5 minutes, much less make it to Eli's cabin.
So any news from T-Dawg or did da fascest copz get him?

Apparently Tyce tried fleeing the cops and ended up crashing the van.