DORITOS® JACKED™ Black Tyce and the "White Justice Army" launch assault on Eli's cottage to steal the weed. Jace defends. -

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So what are people's theories on what happened between last night and the first in this series of Tweets from Jace about 45 minutes ago?

Eli was arrested for loitering around the airport, Mrs Eli went to JFK, didn't see Eli slip into the bogs to hide and is waiting for her dumbarse son in North Brookfield, likely around Jace's (hence why the Alpha Site has fallen, that or Gail heard and kicked him out) The Tyce Man Party Van was towed away by the police but Tyce and the Schutzstaffel evaded them and are now enacting hit and run tactics on the cottage while Jace pisses himself and screams, firing BBs/throwing nearby cats at any mice he notices.

Can't wait to see what happens when Eli's parents find out he nailed all the doors and windows shut.
What I'm wondering now is how Jace got all the weed out of there without Tyce and the White Justice Army getting to him.

How do you think?

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Can't wait to see what happens when Eli's parents find out he nailed all the doors and windows shut.
What I'm wondering now is how Jace got all the weed out of there without Tyce and the White Justice Army getting to him.
you're giving jace waaaay too much credit. he said he barricaded the doors and windows, not nailed shut. what this probably means in reality is that he propped furniture and blankets up against them. wouldn't be at all surprised if he barricaded the wrong side of some doors, too.
 

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So what are people's theories on what happened between last night and the first in this series of Tweets from Jace about 45 minutes ago?
Jace has a panic attack and nails all the windows and doors shut and starts firing his BB gun at tyce out of any opening he can while simultaneously getting rid of the cat and mice corpses spattered all over the wall, Tyce tries to get the weed by throwing bottles of Jenkim at the cottage and yelling obscenities at jace while DJ and Tony hotbox in the raceway van until the cops show up and tow away the car, and Eli hides in a janitorial closet at an airport trying to avoid his parents while eating shitty airport food and generally acting like a supa spy for as long as he still can.
 

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I'm honestly surprised that someone driving a white van possibly full of stoner kkkids with bb guns, fake skeletons, and weed managed to avoid the cops for more than 5 minutes, much less make it to Eli's cabin.
So any news from T-Dawg or did da fascest copz get him?
 

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I'm honestly surprised that someone driving a white van possibly full of stoner kkkids with bb guns, fake skeletons, and weed managed to avoid the cops for more than 5 minutes, much less make it to Eli's cabin.
So any news from T-Dawg or did da fascest copz get him?

Apparently Tyce tried fleeing the cops and ended up crashing the van.
 
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