u kno who da fuck it is Tyce buys massive quantities of skeletons from "Amizon.com" to prank his dad -

[DeagleDad420]

It all started on Twitter (Read from bottom to top)

... and ended on Deagle Nation. Image dump of the whole OP, posted on the restricted board of Deagle Nation:

Spoiler: Huge images

 

[Germanicus]

Geez, how did you even understand that retarded gibberish he is writing?

 

[Objection!]

I'm fucking speechless. I can barely make out what he's saying, but I guess he filled dad's house with skeletons and ran away. Wow.

Dad, you done been

No Jace take on this?

 

[noooooway]

this is the spookiest story i've ever read

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Mr Bones isn't going to be too happy about this.

 

[Pinhead]

I'm in tears - this is beautiful.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

I guess his dad better stop being a f faaaaget at the tyuce.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I lost the patience to decipher that gibberish halfway in.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What are the odds Tyce's dad will call him a fucking spastic after being

 

[Pikonic]

Awwww, he used a Madden Gif.
Adorable.

 

[broilerrx]

Somehow, I managed to make out what he was saying, though I feel like my IQ took a massive dip in reading this. Reminds me of my short-lived attempt at Vietnamese Crystal. Perhaps I should give it a try again, since I'm already boned.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

In case the US needed a weapon to decrease the IQ of its enemies, just send Tyce overseas.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

How can someone be this bad at spelling? I'm grateful I can decipher this shit. Also what is it with him and skeletons? And what does he hope to accomplish from this? So many questions I need answered.

 

[gettar]

Fuckin' skeletons??! Where'd alla these fuckin' skeletons come from, ya fuckin' spastic??!!!

 

[RP 520]

How can someone be this bad at spelling? I'm grateful I can decipher this shit. Also what is it with him and skeletons? And what does he hope to accomplish from this? So many questions I need answered.

He was wanting to get back at his dad for being a "faaaaget" which means his dad probably tried to make him act like a normal human being for five minutes. Tyce however has the foresight of a fly so he doesn't really see or care about consequences and any punishment that happens he will blame on his "faceist" dad and not his actions.

 

[Shadow Fox]

The mental image of a tubby Italian in a velvet suit throwing a (plastic?) skull at a gigging teenager parkouring away from danger is priceless. Work on that aim, buddy, so you can nail him when he comes home to huff some shit fumes.

Also, "matrix doge."

 

[The Knife]

Spoiler: Rough Translation of Tyce Post

> I was only sixteen years old
>I loved skeliton so much, I bought all the merchandise on Amazon
>I pray to skelgintin every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Skelton is love", I say, "Skelton is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faaaget
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to skeleatens
>I called him a filthy fatass
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's a skcltom
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "tahaa"
> He grabs me with his powerful bony hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for skeleteen
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for sckellington
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please sellingtun
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Skillington looks him deep in the eyes and says, ""
> Skellyton leaves through my window
> Skeltin is love, Skeltin is life

 

[Arkangel]

Tyce will be so boned when his dad finds out about the credit card fraud.

 

[John Furrman]

It's like he had a stroke, the way he writes. I'd have to consciously try to type like that. What is which their obsession with sksltins?

 

[KillerBob]

I lost the patience to decipher that gibberish halfway in.

It makes more sense if you try to read it in Tyce's voice... he almost writes like he talks. *Mumble skeletins faggit dad prank war mumble*